Is it just us or does everyone think that Uma Thurman would be a totally kickass mom? Yes, we know that’s reel and real life getting their wires crossed, but can’t help it! We were so happy for Uma when she gave birth to her third child — a daughter — three months ago. The actress already has two children with ex-husband, Ethan Hawke, named Maya (13) and Levon (10.) Baby no. three is with fiancee, Arpad Busson, and came as an absolute surprise, apparently, as US Weekly then reported that, “Uma was definitely not planning on having another kid. It was a surprise, but she’s over the moon about it, very excited.” Uma is also step-mom to Arpads’s two kids with his famous ex, supermodel, Elle MacPherson. Talk about cross-pollination, Hollywood style! Anywhoo, it’s been three months and we haven’t heard any updates about their new baby girl and we’ve been curious about her name. Let’s just say that the wait has been worth it. Really, really worth it. Their daughter’s full, badass name is … take a deep breath … Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. This isn’t a joke. That’s really her name, as confirmed by Uma’s spokesperson who has said, “I would like to announce Uma and Arki’s daughter’s name for the first time officially:, better known to family and friends as Luna. Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.” We’re just going to say it: there’s no way in hell any of the parents or their kid is going to remember that. That is one … special name.
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Y’all know how much Snooki wants to have this baby, right? She’s resorted to cuddling random things! We also know that Snooki is having a baby boy and was contemplating naming him either Lorenzo or Jianni Jr. after her fiance, Jianni LaValle. Well, now the couple have decided which way they’re going to go, which the Snookster accidentally revealed to USA Today. Best pal, Jenni “JWoww” Farley even tried to give her an out, when the petite pregnant Jersey Shore star made the revelation, saying, “Well, it’s a name she’s thinking about.” But the cat was well and truly out of the bag so Snooki responded with, “No, it’s done.” So, what’s the name, you ask. Cue in a drumroll because they’ve decided to name their baby boy, who is due in September — Lorenzo! We think that name is molto bene. They just did their Italian roots proud, and we can’t wait to see this adorable little bambino. Just two months more and we’ll get to see the newest member of the Jersey Shore family muscle his way into the world. Let the sniffles begin!
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Don’t you just hate it when that happens? Lily Allen seemed perfectly content with keeping her 2-month-old baby girl’s name under wraps, until her her mum blew it. Lily followed up her “Totes Amaze” tweet after giving birth late November with another message early December writing, “Thank you for all the flowers and lovely messages everybody. very touching indeed. nuff luv x x.” But tweets after that have given no indication of her daughter’s name. Until Lily’s mother, Alison Owen, slipped up on Facebook by messaging it to a friend. Ready for it? It’s properly old school and very charming. Lily’s baby girl’s name is … *drumroll* … Ethel Mary. What do you think? In the age of completely left-field baby names, we think this is refreshing.
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Given that her first kid’s name is Ryder, we had our fingers crossed that Kate Hudson’s baby name for her new son would be something hard-core like Harlon or Jaxx or Gunnar. Instead, the infant’s new moniker has us picturing polo matches and being shoved into a water fountain at a very posh British boarding school. At least when Ryder isn’t around.
Nearly a week after the couple gave birth in L.A. last Saturday, proud pop Matthew Bellamy officially announced their baby’s name: Bingham Hawn Bellamy. “So happy! Just had a baby boy, Bingham Ã¢â‚¬Å“BingÃ¢â‚¬Â Hawn Bellamy. Born 7lb 12oz, on 9th July,Ã¢â‚¬Â the Muse frontman tweeted today, Ã¢â‚¬Å“Mum and baby are strong and healthy. Mum was a warrior, Bing popped out after 4.5 hours of intense pushing!Ã¢â‚¬Â Well, it sounds pretty fancy, but least it’s no Apple. Those prep school bullies are going to have a field day with that one.
Looks like that pregnant VickyB photograph David Beckham just posted on his Facebook page was like a lucky omen. Send your congratulations their way, because Victoria Beckham just gave birth to a baby girl yesterday at Cedars Sinai Hospital in L.A. They’ve already got a name for their daughter and just like their sons (Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz) — it’s an unusual one. And since birthing offspring is a joyous occasion, we’re going to refrain from our WTF’ing on her name. For now!
The Beckhams have named their daughter Harper Seven. David announced the news on his FB space again, writing, “I am so proud and excited to announce the birth of our daughter Harper Seven Beckham. She weighed a healthy 7lbs 10oz and arrived at 7.55 this morning, here in LA. Victoria is doing really well and her brothers are delighted to have a baby sister xx.” The Beckham’s brood is up to four now, so it has serious cred. We think Dave’s trying to build his own football eleven!
The celebratory tweets are all coming hard and fast and leading the brigade were Victoria’s old Spice Girls comrades. Expectant mom Melanie Brown tweeted, “congrats!!! Yipeee another spice baby is born,damn it wish it was me this AM cos I feel like I’m about to POP!” Emma Bunton‘s tweet read, “Big kiss toÃ‚Â @victoriabeckham can’t wait to meet your gorgeous little girl!” We can’t wait to see the pictures. Mazel Tov to the new family!
The momentous occasion of Mariah Carey giving birth finally arrived last weekend. The singer tweeted her thanks for all love writing, “I wish I could personally thank all those around the world who continue 2 send congrats+prayers for #dembabies! they’re doing great”. We’re totally dying to the see the pictures of her little boy and girl, but before that, there’s one more detail that we just have to know. Their names! M.C herself wanted to see what fans thought she’s name the twins and even started up a little game on Twitter. Yesterday, Mariah tweeted, “So we r bout 2 reveal the actual names and b4 we tell em 2 our friends etc. I had 2 C if any of the #lambily wanted 2 guess!!!” She even dropped another hint after that tweeting, “both begin w/M’s!!!!”
Of course they do. We wouldn’t think of anything but “M”! So now dear Fab for LIFE readers, help us out here. Send us suggestions of what you think dem babies names should be? Both female and male names — beginning with the letter “M”. Make ‘em good and fire away in the comments section below!
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