Celebrity Birthdays

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The Evolution Of Birthday Boy Joe Jonas

While promoting his soon-to-be released solo album “Fast Life,” Joe Jonas has been hitting the stage sans brothers and with a manly man beard. Our watchful eye (and throbbing heart) has noticed he’s also replaced his vibrant pants, feathered ‘do and occasional sailor hat (we’re actually sad to see that go) with tailored suits and a close-cut coif.

To numb the pain of our devastation that we won’t be standing next to him while he blows out his candles, let’s celebrate his 22nd b-day by taking a look back at our favorite Jo Bro’s ever-evolving style.

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The Olsen Twins: Through The Years


From the earliest days in their joint role as Michelle Tanner on Full House, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen have been starlets with ‘tude. Though rarely seen on screen since their years in the TGIF line-up, the scrunchied, pouty-lipped duo made a killing on Full House syndication and their seemingly-hundreds of videos of capers and sleepovers, and the subsequent soundtracks and books. Remember “I Am The Cute One?
These days the billionaire twins spend their time as businesswomen with a successful clothing line and while the Olsens often still coordinate outfits for events, gone are the days of clones in denim and hair bows.
Want to join us in celebrating the Olsen twins’ 25th birthday with 25 photos of the fashionistas growing up? You got it, dude! [Photos: Getty Images]

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Natalie Portman Through The Years

Hollywood darling Natalie Portman turns 30 today and TheFABlife’s celebrating the best way we know how — by digging up awkward tween photos and comparing them to shots of the beautiful swan she’s become. Kicking off her successful career at the wee age of 14 in Leon: The Professional, Portman’s been around the movie star block a time or two. We had no problem finding hilarious pics from her earliest days on the red carpet to glowing paparazzi shots of the mama-to-be. Take a peek at the always-gorgeous birthday girl through the years.

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Marky Turns 40: Happy Birthday, Mark Wahlberg!

It’s the highest compliment we can give Mark Wahlberg that we regularly forget he was once the shirtless dynamo Marky Mark. After two decades of quality film work in movies ranging from The Other Guys to Three Kings to Boogie Nights to The Departed—the last of which earning him an Oscar nomination—”Good Vibrations” is nowhere near the first thing that comes to mind when we think of him today. However, when we do think of “Good Vibrations,” we do remember that the successful actor was once the doofus brother of a New Kid On The Block, rapping about how vibrations are good like Sunkist with his pants around his ankles. And boy, do we laugh.

In honor of Wahlberg’s 40th birthday this Sunday, we’ve put together a a gallery chronicling the man’s twenties…an astounding decade where he managed to go from strutting naked at the Rock’n’Jock B-Ball Jam to winning respect at Cannes. Check out the gallery to see that remarkable evolution, as well as some priceless old school photo ops with other celebsremember, The Departed wasn’t the first time he worked with Leonardo DiCaprio!

[Photos: Getty Images/WireImage]

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Ageless Wonder Mike Myers Turns 48: A Year-By-Year Look Back

With Mike Myers rarely performing without an elaborate costume, it may not have occurred to you how little the man’s look has changed in the more than twenty years since Wayne’s World first hit SNL. Sure, he’s a little paunchier, but, looking at the year-by-year retrospective in the gallery below, you’ll notice that the decades have been kind to ol’ Mike, with his hair still floppy and his eyebrows still lively. Good thing, considering the high profile work he’s got lined up. Mike will provide voices for three movies this year—Marvin The Martian, The Zookeeper and Bunnicula—and, assuming the notorious perfectionist ever approves the scripts, 2012 and 2013 will respectively bring us a Keith Moon biopic (despite Keith having died at age 32!) and an Austin Powers sequel. Throw in that new wife Kelly Tisdale is pregnant with his first child, and it looks like this ageless wonder has plenty more  photo ops ahead.

Follow Mike year-by-year, from 1992 to today, in the gallery below.

[Photos: Getty Images/NBC]

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Celebrate Kristen Stewart’s 21st Birthday With KStew Haikus

April 9th marks Kristen Stewart‘s 21st birthday, and to celebrate we’ve decided to have a little fun with poetry. Yep, we bloggers are also literary dorks! We’re asking you, dear readers, to submit a haiku (or two, or ten) about the lovely KStew. Post your prose in the comments below. The three best haikus – as determined by our editorial team – will be featured in an on-camera dramatic reading. It’s a perfect mix of everything TheFABlife and VH1 stand for: music, celebs and Japanese poetry!

In case you need a refresher, a haiku is a three-line poem consisting of 17 syllables – 5, 7, 5 per line. Let’s check out a couple (terrible) examples, shall we?

Adventureland is
My favorite KStew flick
I cry every time.

So many sneakers
The most badass chick around
Keds, Vans and Converse

See? It’s easy, fun and kind of addictive. And there are so many things to haiku about: various movie roles, outfits, interviews, awards, that guy she’s always with. Have fun, and check back here on April 8 to see the winning haikus read by some top secret stars (or maybe just me)!

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Lady Gaga Gets A Birthday Surprise On Stage

Lady Gaga turned 25 yesterday, and in true Gaga fashion she celebrated her first quarter-century on stage, in front of thousands of people, covered in fake blood. Gaga’s backup dancers surprised her with a birthday cake (which also looked like it was covered in fake blood) at the end of her show last night. Gaga followed the performance, which was at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, with a night of drinking and tacos at La Cita restaurant where she partied with Adam Lambert, Kate Hudson, and her boyfriend, Luc Carl.

For a few more pics of her on-stage birthday serenade, check out our Lady GaGallery below.

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[Photos: Splash News Online]

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Eva Longoria’s 1920′s Flapper Birthday Party

Eva Longoria‘s birthday may be tomorrow, but since that’s just another boring week day, she threw her party on Saturday night. We wouldn’t have known about any of this if Kim Kardashian hadn’t tweeted, “Celebrating the glamorous @EvaLongoria’s bday 1920′s style w @KhloeKardashian @LorenRidinger” along with the twitpic you see above. Eva went full-on with the 1920′s theme as is evident from the picture! Kim had tweeted this photograph with this message, “All glammed up for a fun 1920′s themed party!” a little before, and we have to admit she looks pretty gorgeous. Look after the jump for a picture of Kim with Heidi Klum at the party. Happy birthday Ms. Longoria! Read more…

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JWoww’s Vegas Birthday Weekend

Happy Birthday, JWoww! The Jersey Shore starlet went all out to bring in her 26th birthday at Vanity in Las Vegas on Friday night. Surprisingly, she was on her own though. No, it wasn’t a party for one obviously — not one guido or guidette from the crew was around. Not even Snooki. What gives? Why no love?

Since it was her birthday, we’re feeling especially forgiving. So we’re totally not going to talk about the toxic tan, the bubblegum lipstick, the eye makeup slapped on with a shovel or that strip of cloth that’s supposed to be a dress. Not saying anything at all! We’re totally not even going the she’s 26 route.

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Ashley Greene Gets Some Chanel Lovin’ From Her JoBro On Her Birthday

Admit it, you never thought Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas‘ relationship would last. But their chaste hand-holding seems to be standing the test of time, against all better judgement! Although we’re not sure how long we’ll be able to call them “chaste”, considering Joe’s purity ring seems to vanish around Ashley.

Reminding us that she is the older woman in the relationship, Ashley celebrated her 24th birthday on Saturday night at Pure in Vegas. And boyfriend Joe was not only around to support his girlfriend, he scored high in the present department as well. That heavyweight gold bracelet you see dangling off Greene’s wrist is Joe’s gift. And nothing says “I love you” better than Chanel, does it? Even though the JoBro can’t tell the difference, girlfriend sure can. On receiving the Chanel charm bracelet she revealed, “The funny thing about it is when I got it, my boyfriend said it’s vintage Coach — and I was like ‘Thanks so much.’ And then I put it on and was like, ‘Oh my god, this is Chanel’.” Cha-ching!

She added the necessary “it’s awesome” bit, which is so much easier when you’ve got Chanel instead of Coach. Greene continued, “It was very cute and sweet and adorable to me because my boyfriend gave it to me. Coach, Chanel makes no difference to him … I absolutely love it because he knows what I like.” Yeah, thank God he didn’t go the Coach route because that would’ve killed the “happy” in the “birthday”. Ashley’s Candy-Land themed party looks like a blast though, complete with oversized lollipops, a three-tiered cake and one doting JoBro.

[Photos: Splash News Online/ Getty Images]

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