So, really, all that excitement about Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria dating, and they’re already done? It feels like we just posted the news about their relationship. Well, we talked about it a little over a month ago, but we thought they were in the honeymoon period and had some mileage left in them. Eva even told her pal Mario Lopez on Extra, “No, Mark and I are, you know, fine. We’re happy just dating.” But a source tells People that the handsome New York Jets quarterback and his lovely lady have decided to call it quits, revealing, “Eva and Mark split amicably and remain friends. There is no drama.” To make it clear that this is no rumor, Sanchez’s spokesperson confirmed the split to US Weekly, saying, “Mark adores and respects Eva. It really was about scheduling more than anything else. They will remain close friends.” And it looks like the same source who spoke to People also gabbed to US Weekly, adding, “There was no drama. They just have completely different schedules and lifestyles. He likes to go out and have fun. She’s more focused on her career and her philanthropic work.” Who here thinks the “source” is from Longoria’s camp? We do! Oh well, there’s nothing wrong with a spot of summer lovin’. Next?
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Another week, another celebrity marriage falling apart. Doesn’t make it any less sad. Aussie paper, The Sydney Morning Herald have reported that Russell Crowe and his wife of nine years, Danielle Spencer have split up. Apparently, the rumors of the break-up started back in June as she was seen out and about with her dance partner on Dancing With The Stars Damian Whitewood. Whether or not that was indicative of trouble or not then, the deed’s done now. Crowe and Spencer have two sons aged eight and six respectively, Charles and Tennyson, and their dad wrote them a message as a part of a National Trust time capsule, five years ago, which read, “I know I will have brought you up to love your mother above all. You have no idea how much our lives have been blessed by you.” Ugh. We always hate writing about marriages splitting up. No reason for why Russell and Danielle have decided to end theirs has emerged yet, and they’re keeping everything very quiet. While Danielle’s back in Australia, Russell is in the States filming Noah along with Emma Watson. We hope the split is an amicable one, and stays that way.
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Woah. We have a feeling things are going to progress rather quickly after this little development. The Rihanna-Chris Brown- Karrueche Tran love triangle is officially done for now, since Chris and Karrueche broke up. Of the split, he revealed, ” I love Karrueche very much but I don’t want to see her hurt over my friendship with Rihanna. I’d rather be single allowing us to both be happy in our lives.” “Friendship with Rihanna” wouldn’t be exactly accurate since the two have been paired together for everything from looking cozy at a Jay-Z concert, to hooking up at a club with Chris being spotted leaving her hotel room the next morning. But since Chris is single now, we thought that both his and Rih’s teams would be brainstorming about a debut plan — a way to usher in their couple-dom to the world. Oh right, sorry, they’re not together till someone gives a confirmation. Of course not. Please note our sarcastic voices. Throw the carefully chalked-out plan out the window too, because Chris has taken matters into his own hands. Just a few hours ago, Chris tweeted the link to a video called “The Real Chris Brown,” which has the tag line, “You think you know Chris Brown? You don’t know Chris Brown.” We can’t fully describe it for you, because you need to see it for yourselves! It’s basically a slickly shot piece of Chris talking, drunkenly, about how much his love life is stressing him out.
The video starts with a disembodied voice asking, “Wassup, CB” and his initial response is, “Man, I don’t know man! We had fun in the club! I’m a little drunk, so I’m gonna be honest. Y’all don’t really get the real Chris Brown so, I’d like to just be honest, man, I’m stressed out. That’s just real s—, man … I’m stressed out!” Then it gets interesting, as he goes on to say, “It ain’t about the music. I love my fans. It’s just … you know when you share history with somebody, then can you fall in love with somebody else. It’s kinda difficult, you know what I’m sayin‘? Is there such a thing as loving two people? I don’t know. I don’t know if that’s possible but for me, I just … I feel like that.” Right? We know. Insane!
Huh? Call us crazy, but we always assumed Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were more of a “friends with benefits” situation than a love match when they were together in 2010. They were always so weird and coy about the whole thing! Just like how we are about our friends with benefits! Uh, we mean… Despite the rumor that emerged last year claiming Chelsea dumped Fif for hotelier Andre Balazs, Handler now allegedly admits that it was Fiddy’s on-going drama with ex-girlfriend Ciara that came between them…and of course it went down right before Chelsea had to interview Ciara on Chelsea Lately in December 2010! See, this is why friends with benefits don’t work! Ciara’s always calling and trying to get back together with them!
“…Ciara–that’s her name!–was coming on the show, and he called me to tell me something about her like she still calls him all the time, and she still tells him that she loves him or something,” Handler allegedly revealed in a recent interview. “He said, ‘I want you to hear this conversation’ and he was like calling someone like a 3-way phone call. I go, ‘So you’re telling me this girl wants to get back together with you, but she’s upset that you’re dating me, is that what you’re saying?’ He’s like, ‘Yeah, so I just want you to know when she comes.’” Wait…what? Why would you tell your new lady friend any of that? We’re with Chelsea on this one: “honestly this is like eighth grade s—.” For Chelsea, the fact that Fif would make things that awkward right before Ciara’s visit was the last straw. “I think I called him the worst thing you could say to a black person short of calling him the N-word. I said something like you’re like a street person basically. Something along the lines of being a gangster, and it was really, really offensive and I hung up and I’ve never spoken to him again,” admits Handler. Yikes! Well, we hope it was all worth it, Ciara and Fiddy. They immediately got married after this went down, right?
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When Heidi Klum and Seal‘s marriage broke up, we were praying that the two would go the classy route and not air their dirty laundry in public. They were one of our favorite couples, so having them split up was bad enough. In the months after the split, we decided that it was going to be okay, and that this divorce was going to be amiable, considering Heidi was reluctant to speak about what happened to Elle, even. They even joined forces to explain their separation to their kids in the calmest, sweetest way possible, and we know hard that is when two people are in the process of dismantling a marriage. Sadly, that nice streak ended this weekend when Seal had a chat with TMZ regarding Heidi’s alleged affair with her bodyguard.
He stated, on camera, that she was getting it on with him even during their marriage, telling the paparazzi, “Look boys, that’s what happens when two people separate, they move on and generally meet other people in their lives. I certainly don’t expect Heidi to all of a sudden become a nun. But as always my main priority is the emotional well-being of our children. And to be quite honest, if there’s going to be somebody else in their lives I’d much rather it be a familiar face.” And then he added the shocking part, “I guess the only thing I would have preferred …I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were. But I guess you now all have the answer that you’ve been looking for for the past seven months.” Woah … way to drop a bombshell, Seal! And while he said all of that in a very calm, serene tone, you can’t deny that this was something that had the potential to become pretty ugly. As for the bodyguard, that’s a photograph of him with Heidi, right below. And yes, she’s responded to his allegations already.
We can’t imagine what it’d be like to watch your kid struggle with a public break-up (or, you know, publicly cheat with a married man), which is why we sympathize with Jules Stewart when she comes to her daughter’s defense. “It’s not my affair,” the script supervisor told to OK! Magazine about the fallout of Kristen Stewart‘s romance with Rupert Sanders, declaring, “My daughter is being hounded.” We guess we were naive to think the vitriol toward Kristen was limited to the comment section of every website on the Internet. Now that we think about it, paparazzi are probably following her around 24/7. After that first round of scandalous photos, everyone must be looking for potential canoodling.
Of course, it’s not just extremely enraged 13-year-olds on Tumblr or photogs that are interested in KStew. Rumor has it Rob Pattinson has also allegedly been calling her up. Since those calls allegedly take place in the dead of night and involve him being more than a little drizzy, we guess you’d call that “drunk dialing.” “Rob had been avoiding her calls, but now they’re talking … well, they’re barely talking,” a source told In Touch. “There’s a lot of dead silence on the phone because there’s not a lot to talk about.” Well, that’s some gossip we find both sad and totally believable. Haven’t we all made a weepy phone call at 4:00am that we regretted the next morning? You need to hide his phone when he’s had a few, Reese! Just know that we deeply sympathize with you, Rob. We sympathize with pretty much everyone in this situation, actually. Well…not so much Rupert Sanders. The man has children, for pete’s sake!
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Look at the way Kristen Stewart kind of lifts her hand! Look at the way Rupert Sanders takes a step toward her! Clearly there must have been something tawdy going on between these two at Snow White and the Huntsman premiere May 14, what with all the raw sexual energy coursing through this red carpet gif posted by Gawker. Or not. Yeah, almost certainly not.
Hours after we heard Rob Pattinson had temporarily moved out of the house he shares with Kristen Stewart in Los Feliz, following her apology for cheating with director Rupert Sanders, X17 snapped some shots of what could potentially be a moving van outside their home. Okay, maybe they just…decided to get…a big creepy van? Ugh, we know. It doesn’t look good. You know what else doesn’t look good? The photo of KStew sharing an intimate meal with Sanders in Berlin back in May. RadarOnline snagged the pic of Rupert and Kristen dining out at Monsieur Vuong without their respective partners; while it’s not salacious, seeing them dining out and getting close doesn’t exactly jibe with Kristen’s assertion their cheating was something “momentary” and unplanned. We apologize for that ball of dread in your stomach right now, Robsten fan. We feel your pain.
Viva l’amour, ya’ll! While we were pleased as punch to hear Vanessa Paradis deny break-up rumors about her long-time lover Johnny Depp earlier this year, we still appreciated hearing Johnny set the world straight himself. “The rumors are not true. They are absolutely not true,” Depp told the U.K.’s The Sun while on the Dark Shadows premiere red carpet in London. We are just so glad these two are holding it down 14 years and two child later; it gives us hope for our own plans to marry an eccentric millionaire. Plus if they broke up, Johnny would probably have to fork over all his boho French cred. He’d be required to give back all his necklaces and start reminding people he’s actually from Owensboro, Kentucky. Hey, that’s how break-ups work over in Europe. We don’t make the rules!
When the split rumors first popped up in January, everyone immediately drew conclusions about the fact that Paradis hasn’t joined Depp on the red carpet in over a year and a half. All we have to say is…you don’t think she’s already been on roughly 5,000 of them? Maybe Vanessa just wants to stay home in whatever the French version of the Snuggie is. The woman puts up with those blue sunglasses, after all. Blue sunglasses! If Johnny’s choice of eyewear didn’t sink this relationship, we doubt anything could.
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If Page Six, has their story straight, then it seems that Sofia Vergara is back to being a singleton. The site reports that she has split up with her boyfriend of an excess of two years, businessman Nick Loeb. Note that she attended the Met Gala solo, but the consolation is that Sofia did make it on our best-dressed list! That Marchesa dress on her was just ace. It sucks that they’ve broken up, but it helps coming out of a split looking the best you ever have, right?
Apparently, the ex-couple called their relationship off last weekend after a long spate of arguments. A source reveals, “Sofia was confiding in friends at the ball that she and Nick have split. They have been fighting a lot recently and have been on the brink of splitting many times. It is not yet clear if they are over for good, but they are done as a couple for now.” We have a feeling that she won’t be single for too long. Not just because of the way she looks, but because she seems like a pretty awesome woman too!
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