Celebrity Break Ups

by (@missmuttoo)

Heidi Montag’s Working Out 14 Hours A Day, Hosts Pool Party With Crystal Harris

Ok, how do we even begin with this one. A certain plastic wannabe celebrity, hated so much that she’s beloved, was missing for too long from our pages. Too damn long.  So ladies and gents, we present to you the trainwreck we all know as Heidi Montag! She emerged, clawing out of oblivion, hosting a pool party at Wet Republic in Las Vegas on Saturday, where  she spent most of the time prancing around in a bikini. Which she apparently, really got her surgically enhanced body in shape for. Montag told Us Magazine, “I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape…”

You heard correctly. Heidi alleged she had been working out 14 hours a day to shed those pounds. OH, Heidi! We just realized just how much we missed you! We also totally love the fact that Heidi was co-hosting with Crystal Harris. Who should’ve been walking down the aisle with Hugh Hefner this weekend, but as we all know, Crystal and Hugh are dunzo. She’s doing fine though, so don’t be shedding any tears here. Crystal told People, “I’m doing okay. I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I’m going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day.” But running away and spending the day with Heidi? How does that make any sense?

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by (@katespencer)

35 Celebrity Couples We Wish Would Get Back Together

We have a dream, guys. Yes, for world peace and tolerance and an end to hunger, but also for Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to get back together. The couple was just so perfect: gorgeous, low-key, but also totally into public displays of affection, as evidenced by the onstage make out session they blessed us with as part of the world’s greatest Best Kiss Acceptance “speech” at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards. We have other dreams too! Dreams of Chilli and Usher uttering new confessions that involve rekindling their love, Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst picking up where they left off in 2004, Carey Mulligan and Tom Sturridge dating for longer than a week and Johnny Depp dusting off his Winona Forever tattoo and committing to Winona Ryder, forever. All we want is for our favorite celebrity couples of yesteryear to forget all their baggage and set fire to the flames of their former love. Is that too much to ask? Oh, and also no more famine. That would be nice too.

Here they are, the 35 Couples We Wish Would Get Back Together, ranked simply by how much we want them to reunite. Here’s to believing in your dreams.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Snooki Gets Cursed In Florence, Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend!

Her bad week seems to be getting worse. Snooki‘s broken up with boyfriend Jionni LaValle, after eight months together. This split happened in one of the most romantic places on the planet, too, Florence, right after Snooki got into a fender-bender with a cop car. This whole Italian trip isn’t really going according to plan, is it? Apparently, the split’s due to trust issues, with a source telling Life and Style, “Snooki and her boyfriend have split up. He went to visit her in Italy this past week. They fought a lot while he was there and have called it quits.” Jionni and the Jersey Shore star got into a massive fight in a club, but seemed to kiss and make-up the day after, so this comes as quite a surprise.

Another source says its because of the distance saying, “When he got back from Italy, he called a mutual friend and said that they had broken up. I think he was just really sad about being away from her so much. I’m not sure who broke up with whom, it seems to be mutual because of the distance and the time apart.” That … and perhaps because Snooki was cursed by a local woman. We’re talking a spell-bad juju kinda curse, because the lady took umbrage to Snooki’s outfit and generally, to Snooki herself! Who knows? An evil eye can get pretty spooky! We do feel bad for our Snookums, though. Someone get her a gelato on us please!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Have Scarlett Johansson And Sean Penn Broken Up?

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have split? People would like to think so. They’re reporting that the star couple are dunzo, breaking up as swiftly as they got together! An unnamed source told them of the news adding fuel to the rumors that started after Scarlett didn’t make an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival for Sean’s movie The Tree of Life. Both their representative’s are mum on the matter, but they normally don’t comment when something is underway. It remains to be seen whether that matter is indeed, a break-up.

If that’s the case, then that’s quite the fizzle for a relationship that’s been meteoric! They went from being “ScarJo-and-Sean on flirty lunch dates“, to “OMG! ScarJo and Sean are in Mexico” to “WTF! ScarJo and Sean are living together” in the blink of an eye. Someone needs to start talking, or denying, or something fast ’cause we’d like to progress from the “WTF” stage.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Adele Would Give Up Her Career, Pretty Much Everything To Get Her Ex Back

Girl, you’re supposed to silently think that in your head and feel ashamed, not say it out loud to a reporter! In Adele’s Out interview, the singer known for gut-wrenching torch songs admits that, yeah, she would give up fame and fortune to get back together with the guy who inspired her latest album 21. “I don’t think I’ll ever forgive myself for not making my relationship with my ex on 21 work, because he’s the love of my life,” Adele said, explaining that she would sacrifice it all to be a couple again…all of it. “Well, I would still be singing in the shower, of course, but yeah — my career, my friendships, my hobbies. I would have given up trying to be the best.” Yeah, who needs needlepoint, ladies’ nights out and international renown when you can try to cram a failed relationship back together?

Said the singer, “He was my soul mate. We had everything — on every level we were totally right.” Is this the same ex that wanted royalties from Adele’s 19 album because the songs are literally about how terrible he is? Save it for the journal and/or your next insanely successful album, girl.

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Bar Refaeli Leaves Leonardo DiCaprio Again

It’s not like she was getting any younger…and his face is only getting bigger. According to the New York Post, Bar Refaeli has once again grown tired of waiting for Leonardo DiCaprio to put a ring on it. “It was amicable, they’re still friends and they are still talking,” says their source. “They just grew apart and went their separate ways.” Aw, just like a bad Journey song. The pair have been dating since late 2005, with a six month break over the latter half of 2009. “Neither were ready to settle down,” says the gossip, “and both have busy careers that have been taking them in different directions.”

Refaeli seemed to have come around to her playboy boyfriend’s way of thinking when asked about reuniting with Leo in 2010. “It was a half year for which I am very grateful…I needed it,” she explained. “I came to understand a lot of things about myself. I worked on myself…I grew up. I didn’t know what ‘alone’ was like. Today I know that a relationship can work only if you know you can be alone and you are not afraid. Today I’m not afraid of being alone.” And better to be alone than have to pretend you enjoy watching Lakers games with Kevin Connolly, right? Now’s your chance, Blake Lively! Go for it!

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Hayden Panettiere & Vladimir Klitschko Break Up

Maybe it doesn’t “work” after all. Hayden Panettiere told People that she has split from her 35-year-old boxer boyfriend Vladimir Klitschko, blaming the fact that they live on different continents. “Even though we’ve decided splitting up is best for both of us, we have an amazing amount of love and respect for each other and remain very close friends,” she told the magazine. “It’s not that easy to manage a relationship between two continents,” he added. “I have a lot of respect for Hayden as a person and as a friend, and I believe we’ll keep our friendship even after the separation.”

Ironically, their year-and-a-half long relationship reached its highest profile last month, when Heroes star Hayden admitted on Ellen that everyone wants to know how a 5’1″ actress has sex with a 6’6″ boxer. “I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way…Where there is a will, there is a way!” Fair enough, but we still bet next time they’ll aim for lovers closer to their own height—who live closer to their zip code.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Oh No! Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Have Split!

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have separated after 25 years of being married together! This news upsets us for reasons beyond our comprehension. Perhaps it’s because whatever happened with other Hollywood couples, Arnie and Maria always seemed solid and to stuck together. 25 years is no joke! They’ve also released a joint statement that reads, “After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship. We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and center of both of our lives.We consider this a private matter and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment.” But, GUYS. This is just so sad!

Maria’s already moved out, so this is something that has been planned for a while. We’re trying to figure out what this means? Is this a precursor to divorce? That word hasn’t been used, quite deliberately we think! But separation after spending more than two decades together seems pretty final. We hope no mudslinging comes out of this split.

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by (@missmuttoo)

No Love For Jennifer Love Hewitt

We don’t want to be mean or anything, but every time we seem to write about Jennifer Love Hewitt, it’s either about her breaking up with someone, or doing something ridiculous. Like when she broke up with Jamie Kennedy, or when she bedazzled her vajayjay or, erm, “vajazzling”!

Having said that, we found out that Jennifer’s split up with Alex Beh, her actor-director boyfriend. And this may be remiss of us, but we weren’t even aware that Jen was dating Alex in the first place! Still, break-up’s are hard and those two were seeing each other for a little under a year. In case you’re wondering how she’s taking it, her rep has said, “She’s doing fine”.  That middle name of hers doesn’t seem to be doing much good, eh? Hey, Jen! Cheer up! Get a haircut! Get some ice-cream! Or shoes! We have faith that you’ll jump right back into a relationship in a couple of months!

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by (@missmuttoo)

C U Ltr! Bree Olson Sends Break Up Text To Charlie Sheen

Bree Olson is not “100% still one of Charlie’s goddesses” anymore. The porn star has bid adieu to the posse that also comprised Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly. This one isn’t a false alarm and she hasn’t just popped over to Indiana to sort out a DUI case. Sending out her own little Torpedo of Truth, Bree dumped Charlie via text message. Which is even worse than Joe Jonas dumping Taylor Swift.  It may have been a 27 second conversation but at least he picked up the phone to call!

Charlie revealed that he was a goddess short at his show in Fort Lauderdale when an audience member asked how his threesome was doing. His response? “Not well, because one left,” and he then dropped the text bomb. But in an unforeseen move, Charlie said he wishes her well and isn’t baying for her blood! That’s jst gr8. So glad 4 U. C U ltr, Charlie.