Celebrity Breakups

by (@missmuttoo)

Reese Witherspoon And Taylor Swift Do Lunch, Eat Jake Gyllenhaal, Perhaps?

Who knew these two were pals? We meant to say that in a surprised tone, that’s all. Because we totally love that these two Tennessee ladies are bonding and if they become BFF, that’s just fine with us. Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift had lunch together at L.A’s Boa Steakhouse last week. And guess what they ate? Ex, Jake Gyllenhaal, of course!

The two ladies may have fourteen years between them but that didn’t stop their common link, Jake, from being the main course! Didn’t Taylor follow up Reese on his dating flowchart? It doesn’t matter because their ribbing was all done with a smile and no ill intentions. A source reveals, “They talked about how vain and self-aborbed Jake can be. They laughed about it.” The only person who probably ended up with a stomach ache was Mr G himself!

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by (@missmuttoo)

Derek Jeter And Minka Kelly Are Ovah!

Aww, breakups make us sad. Especially with these two, because after three long, Hollywood years together, Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have split up. It’s not a nasty one, thankfully, as a source reveals, “The split was amicable. But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.” It isn’t just a rumor either because when contacted, Kelly’s spokespeople confirmed that the couple had indeed called it quits. Did work commitments have a part to play? Minka’s been busy shooting Charlie’s Angels which does put a damper on being the ever present girlfriend, right? Oh well, two supremely hot people are back on that market again. Tough luck, you two!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Jada’s Rep Denies She Had An Affair With Marc Anthony

Even though their reps and family denied such reports, these pesky rumors of trouble in Will Smith‘s marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith just won’t stop. And frankly, they just get more and more bizarre. After starting the whole controversy yesterday, In Touch Magazine is now saying that Jada was cheating on The Fresh Prince with her HawthoRNe costar, Marc Anthony! Say what!? According to the magazine, Will suspected that his wife was gettin’ jiggy with J-Lo‘s ex, so he secretly flew home early from a film shoot a few weeks back. Allegedly he walked in and indeed found his wife with Marc, which caused him to flee the house in tears.

Now if you ask us, that’s the first clue that this report is BS: Big Willie would NEVER just run away crying. Come on In Touch, haven’t you ever seen Independence Day!? The couple’s PR rep issued a statement yesterday saying that Jada had never been unfaithful to Will, and took care to mention Marc Anthony specifically in their denial. Despite this, TMZ is reporting that although the couple haven’t technically split, they’re having serious problems. A source close to the Smith’s say that they have been living separate lives for several months now, and say that a divorce is “definitely a possibility.”

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith Separating? Say It Ain’t So!

It’s our sad duty to address the uber-depressing rumors that Will and Jada Pinkett Smith are splitting up! This is according to an In-Touch Weekly story that says The Coolest Couple In Hollywood are separating after13 years of marriage. They met in 1990 on the set of Smith’s sitcom, The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, when Pinkett was auditioning for the part of his character’s girlfriend. She didn’t get the part, but she ended up getting the real Will instead. That’s not a bad silver medal!

They have two children together, the super-talented Jaden and Willow, as well as Trey, Will’s son from a previous marriage. Will has spoken about divorce before with Ellen DeGeneres, saying that it “just can’t be an option. It’s really that simple.” We’re hoping that In-Touch is full of it. Can someone please use that flashy thing from Men In Black and make us forget all about this?

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by (@hallekiefer)

James Franco Breaks Up With Girlfriend He Apparently Had

We feel sort of embarrassed. We were under the impression that we knew every tiny fleeting thought that passed through James Franco‘s constantly-churning brain: the state of modern dance, the awfulness of the Oscars, his upcoming dance album. Now we’re finding out that James Franco and Ahna O’Reilly broke up, and we are agog. Who’s Ahna O’Reilly? Oh, just Franco’s girlfriend of the past five years. The man tried to sell us invisible artwork and we didn’t hear a peep about his extremely visible girlfriend?

We are not surprised to find out, however, that it was Franco’s jam-packed schedule that sent O’Reilly packing. “It’s over… We’d been living together in L.A. and then came to New York to go school for two years. Then I signed up for more school at Yale. I think that was it for her,” the actor told Playboy. You know what they say: if you love something, enroll in twelve doctorate programs at one time and attempt to sell an invisible ferry boat online as part of performance art piece. If she comes back to you, that’s how you know.

by (@hallekiefer)

Are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Back Together?

Despite what your tiny, feeble hopes might want to believe, rumor has it that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel reunited after only a few months apart. A source told Us Weekly that the pair have been “quietly seeing each other again. They have been talking the whole time and decided to give it another shot. Jessica really wanted to get back together with him and Justin realized single life is not what it’s cracked up to be.” We aren’t surprised; Timberlake seems like he can only go so long without reciting romantic poetry while administering a sensual back massage. If he doesn’t serenade a woman every 72 hours, his nervous system just starts to shut down. It’s in his DNA.

The Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel break up happened in March, and since then the two have been spotted out and about with a variety of other possible snuggle buddies. Timberlake has been rumored to be seeing Ashley Olsen and Olivia Wilde, while Biel was spotted out with Gerard Butler, who is easily worth an Olsen and a Wilde combined. We guess we should also admit that we’ve been seeing Justin on and off too. What? We saw him staggering down the street with a box of half-eaten chocolate and a dozen wilted roses; we had to help a guy out.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Kat Von D And Jess James Deny Break-Up, Plan Summer Wedding

How dare those nay sayers suggest Kat Von D and James James broke up, when clearly their love is like a filthy, tattoo-covered rose growing strong and wild from a crack in the parking lot? “That is absolutely not true,” James told People regarding break-up rumors. “We’re still going strong. Things are completely good with us.” Kat agreed, adding, “That’s the furthest thing from the truth.” It seems to us that the farthest thing from the truth would be the statement, “These two do not make us feel vaguely nauseated,” but to each their own.

This isn’t the first time Jesse James felt “beaten up” by the media, though, sadly, not in a literal sense. In fact, the engaged couple is at this moment so not broken up, they are planning their nuptials for the one-year anniversary of their relationship later this summer. “That day can’t come soon enough!” James exclaimed. “Everything is on track. I am absolutely more in love today than I was a year ago. She’s the one for me.” That would put the wedding as being in or around August, giving them both plenty of time to laser off all those former lovers’ names off their butts prior to the event.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Ditched Groom Hugh Hefner Gets Moral Support From Girls Next Door

Hugh Hefner‘s wedding to Crystal Harris is off, quite out of the blue. The wedding was supposed to be on Saturday but the 24 year-old ex playmate did a bunk after an apparent argument with her Playboy over the weekend. Hef tweeted a confirmation of the news writing, “The wedding is off. Crystal has had a change of heart.” But he’s also said that their supposed argument didn’t happen. Hefner tweeted an explanation that stated, “The TMZ report that Crystal & I ‘had a nasty argument,’ prompting her to call off the wedding, is untrue. There were no arguments.”

This may be small consolation, but at least she walked out before the wedding and didn’t ditch him at the altar or something. The Hef agrees, tweeting, “The breakup is a heart breaker, but better now than after the marriage.”  The good news is that he has heaps of support pouring in from everyone, especially from his ex-girlfriends, the Girls Next Door. Holly Madison re-tweeted Kendra Wilkinson‘s message and added her own bit with, “U r too sweet. Wish I was there to support, too! RT @KendraWilkinson:@hughhefner we r comin over w some jack n coke… oh n a pipe lol”.

Also showing some love was Bridget Marquardt who also tweeted, “Just stopped by the mansion 2 give @hughhefner a hug. He seems to be handling this well. He even had a sense of humor about it! #LoveUHef”. He sure does, considering he tweeted, “Since we’re not getting married on Saturday, I’ve scheduled a movie: “Runaway Bride.” Seems appropriate.” If anyone can get over this, we believe it’s the Hef. He’s such a rockstar.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Pippa Middleton Back On The Singles Market: Who’s Next On Her List?

Pippa Middleton is single again after splitting from beau Alex Loudon, who, if you haven’t done your research, is a banker and ex-cricket player. A source indicated that all the new found celebrity wasn’t working for them (Pippa loved it, he didn’t) and, “After lengthy conversations, they’ve taken what they call a ‘permanent break’.”  So… who’s next? We’re not joking about this considering our young royal-by-association has a history of racking up eligible men! Pippa’s list of exes are all super wealthy and connected, including Simon Youngman (heir to a diamond fortune) and Alexander Spencer Churchill (wealth management millionaire and distant relative of Winston Churchill‘s). Do you see a trend here?

The bloke in the background of the picture with Pippa is George Percy, the Duke of Northumberland’s son, who happens to be one of the richest men in England. Did we mention they used to date at university? They’ve also been spending a lot of time together  — always with the tenet of “best mates blah blah blah” — with holidays in Madrid and checking out the French Open all happening within the last month. Knock yourself out, sweetheart. Just keep them paws off Prince Harry!

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by (@hallekiefer)

Demi Lovato Breaks Up With Wilmer Valderrama, Mom Heads To Rehab

We can’t be sure, but it seems like Demi Lovato is experiencing all the big, difficult events that normally span a person’s entire life, only this time it’s been crammed into a sixth month period. Such is the life of a celebrity, apparently. On the heels of her own stay in a treatment center last December, Demi Lovato’s mom Dianna De La Garza entered rehab recently. “It has been a tough year for Demi, and her mom has been a constant source of support. But fame has also taken its toll on her family,”a source told The New York Post. “Now [that] Demi is strong again, her mom could take some time to deal with her own issues.” Reportedly Dianna is already out of rehab, suggesting that her treatment lasted approximately as long as it took for you to read this paragraph, or three years in Celebri-Time.

As if that wasn’t enough for a teenage pop star to deal with, reportedly Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama broke up recently as well; the two reportedly went out prior to Lovato’s stay in rehab, and were spotted out together as recently as February. Wow, Wilmer Valderrama. We haven’t heard his name a really long time, maybe nine months, which calculates out to…five thousand Famous People Years.

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