Our inner child is so confused right now. Back in ’95, Seal‘s tune “Kiss From A Rose” seemed to be everywhere, and (seeing as how we were 8 at the time) Power Rangers also factored heavily in our thoughts. So in a way it makes sense that these two monuments to our 90s childhood have hooked up!
Hooray, it’s Valentine’s Day! If you’re single, you’re probably pissed off and hate everything. And if you’re coupled, you’re probably really stressed out and hate everything because you haven’t made a dinner reservation, haven’t procured a gift, or made any plans whatsoever because it’s been really crazy at work and you just forgot. So all in all, it’s not exactly everyone’s favorite time of year. But we’re about to change all that with this gallery of the 40 most adorable celebrity couples doing adorable things!
If you’re reading this blog, chances are pretty high that you viewed the whole Ravens and 49ers tussle as the opening act to a far greater power: Beyonce. Her half time performance was without a doubt the most anticipated event of the night for us (even more than that Bar Refaeli ad), and Queen Bey did not disappoint! The diva left us all spell bound with a collection of her modern classics like (our fave) ”Crazy in Love,” and even got some help from her Destiny’s Child sisters Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams on “Single Ladies.”
Needless to say, everyone was blown away by her incredible showmanship. But one person on particular was particularly proud…He husband Jay-Z, of course! Hova went backstage after the performance to congratulate his lady in person, and the result was thankfully captured in the cutest Instagram known to human kind. “Lights out!!! Any questions??” the proud husband tweeted soon after, proving that we weren’t the only ones who thought that the half-hour power outage in the 3rd quarter was a direct result of Bey blowin’ some fuses!
Beyonce herself took to both Twitter and Tumblr to share some hot/adorable behind the scenes images from her time at the Superdome. In addition to the pics, she also spread some love with a self-penned thank you note to all ladies who shared the stage with her during Super Bowl Sunday. “What a proud day for African American Women!!!!” she began. How is it possible for even her handwriting to be sexy!? “Kelly, Michelle, Alicia, Jhud- You are all beautiful, talented and showed so much class! It was an honor to perform at the Super Bowl with you phenomenal ladies.”
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Between their Kenyan marathon runner sex and Olivia’s endearing vagina death monologue, Jason’s Bidenisms on SNL and their general cuteness as a couple, we were more than ready to grant Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis our blessing to get engaged and subsequently get married in Kansas City. You know, like we heard they were doing. Sadly E! now reports that the couple has since denied the engagement rumors, but it’s far too late. We’ve got the taste of celeb wedding in our mouth and we will not spit it out. Let the spirit of celeb weddings fill our body and allow us to see the future! We see a tea-length dress and lace! We see Bill Hader giving a hilarious yet tasteful best man’s speech. We see a photobooth! Let there be a photobooth!
Seriously though, we did think it was cute when RadarOnline reported this morning that the Horrible Bosses actor and Tron: Legacy star, who have been dating for a little over a year, were making plans to tie the knot in Jason’s hometown of Kansas City, Kansas. Nevertheless, Wilde’s rep dashed our hopes by explaining that it’s simply “not true” the two are to be wed. Maybe our “Olivia And Jason Forever” gallery will gently nudge them toward picking out china patterns. Do people even do that anymore? We would probably know the answer to that, if we were invested in any weddings besides those of celebrities…
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Yesterday, after seeing all those photos of Harry Styles and Taylor Swift at the Central Park Zoo, we were pretty convinced that this relationship, will probably staged, has potential to be something more. Today, it looks like the singers are intent on convincing us that things have evolved quite quickly. After being spotted singing karaoke together at the afterparty for One Direction’s Madison Square Garden concert, they were snapped arriving at Taylor’s hotel at 4 a.m. And then (cue the dramatic music) they were photographed today, leaving that same hotel “moments apart” according to photographers. Walk of shame! Which, they’re young and beautiful, so why the hell not?
We just want to insert one more tiny bit of cynicism here: Don’t they still seem like they’re being photographed on these outings on purpose? Also, poor Conor Kennedy!
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Oh, Rob Kardashian, we feel your pain…or rather, we felt your pain until you went ahead and put it on Twitter. After recently breaking up with lady friend Rita Ora, Rob allegedly took to Twitter to let the world know how badly the “Hot Right Now” singer done him dirt. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!,” Kardashian ranted in the now deleted posts. “I’m actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year’s time whle trying to start a career.” The semi-imaginative insult “Rita Whora” is now trending across the Twitterscape, and yet somehow, defying all logic, Rob Kardashian manages to come across like the bigger jerk. Proving once again that nothing is impossible with the power of the Internet!
Now, we’re not saying we would want to get cheated on with 20 guys either; our boyfriend would have so much explaining to do. Clearly Rob has every right to hate her beautiful guts, but there is literally no reason to tweet about your famous ex’s infidelities other than inciting total strangers to hate her on the Internet. And just on the Internet if she’s lucky! Remember those whack jobs who sent death threats after the recent Chris Brown Twitter debacle? Everyone knows that people on the Internet be cray!
Aww, we all said. How perfect would it be if America’s Sweetheart Taylor Swift dated British One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles? They are of equal levels of attractiveness and fame; they combine into a great couple name, “Haylor”; and their age difference (he’s 18, she’s 22) perfectly coincides with her new preference for younger guys and his stated one for older women. They’ve already been spotted being cute together backstage at the X Factor weeks ago. But then let’s zoom out of this adorable photo of their Sunday date at the Central Park Zoo for a minute …
Huh, looks like those are security guys chaperoning this date. Can’t blame ‘em, of course. You can see from this video how the fans were ready to swarm at all times. So that’s bound to put a bit of a damper on things. But look, they were still able to enjoy the animals like a normal couple on an early date (complete with Taylor Surprised Face (TM) and twee fox sweater): Read more…
It’s like we’re stuck in a pop culture time warp! First we are forced to visually revisit The Rihanna/Chris Brown Situation, which everyone and their mother (except for maybe Mom Breezy) wished had ended three years ago, and now this. In a new interview with Us Weekly, Lindsay Lohan spills the beans on her relationship with DJ Sam Ronson…which ended in 2009. What? Well, of course we’re still going to read the interview. We’re not that morally upstanding. “I was bold enough to say, ‘Yeah, I like a girl. And?,’” Lindsay explains to the magazine. “That put her in a situation where she was being attacked every day. That’s not fair. And what am I left with? Heartbreak.” Adds Lohan, “That was three years ago. It was my last serious relationship.” Wow, so this was Lindsay’s next P.R. move after the premiere of Liz & Dick? We know nostalgia is huge right now, but this is a tad ridiculous.
No. Not never. We reject claims that Taylor Swift was recently spotted following One Direction‘s Harry Styles like a “puppy dog” at his X Factor rehearsal last week. The woman is a millionaire who plays sold-out shows every night of her life. She’s the world’s most famous pseduo-cougar (22 and 18 ain’t nothing but two numbers), and as such, the last thing Taylor Swift would do is trail around some brand new boyfriend like a pet. (Unless of course she was scrutinizing him for specific details with which to write another smash album, which we all know a puppy dog would not be able to do. Their little paws just aren’t built to hold a guitar pick or pen. We’ve tried. We’ve all tried.)
Sorry if we’re just a little testy about descriptions of TSwift’s new relationship. Obviously we’re just defensive of our girl. “They lit up when they saw each other,” a source told Us Weekly today, before claiming Taylor “was a puppy dog” on-set. People, come on! If Taylor hosted a plane full of reporters like Rihanna did, each of them would get a hand-selected gift basket and a short song composed about their most flattering physical or emotional feature…every night. So how about treating Tay with the boss lady respect she deserves and not comparing her to a tiny dog? Thank god turkey and cranberry sauce counteracts celebrity gossip-induced ulcers, or so help us…
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It makes perfect sense. How could you not think you’ve met the love of your life when you’re wearing matching mermaid and captain costumes out in public? If your man is willing to be the stormtrooper to your Princess Leia (what?) then you know you’ve got some serious commitment right there. This is the essence of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. They’re perfectly matched in bling, during dress-up and in monochrome and there’s not a sex tape in the world that could come between them. Of course Kim would be thinking about them spending the rest of their (television) days together. There’s only one problem: Kim’s still “married, technically” to Kris Humphries as she revealed to Us Weekly. Fail. But a girl can dream, right? That’s exactly what she’s doing, continuing with, “I feel more confident and more wise after this year. It’s like you get to a place and you just know what you want.” That thing she wants would be Kanye, who a source says is “actually being very patient.” Kim, according to the report, is already on the road to weddingville, something she sees happening in the future, as the “close confidant” adds, “Kim thinks they’ll get engaged and try for a baby once the divorce is final.” But, because of the hoopla surrounding her previous marriages and shenanigans in general, she’s taking the cautious route. “After the backlash from ending her 72-day marriage with Kris, Kim would never get engaged until everything was properly handled. There are no wedding plans, period. She and Kanye are taking their time. That’s the truth,” says the source. We give them a year, tops, before they head down the aisle. It’s most likely Kim’s already got a wedding gown on hold … just in case.
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