We have so many feelings about Us Weekly’s report that The Amazing Spider-Man co-stars Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are dating. On the one hand: SQUEEEEEEEEEE. They are both precious and talented, a combination that makes us weak in the knees. If this is true, we have so many things to look forward to. Red carpet adorableness. Robsten-like secret dates. Robsten-like secret dates with Robsten! Sure we’re letting our imagination run wild, but our imagination has some pretty good ideas.
On the other hand: Weep! We were holding out hope that Garfield and his ex Shannon Woodward might get back together. The Raising Hope star is also precious and talented (she totes held her own on Craig Ferguson), and just seems so down to earth and cool. She wears sneakers. She hangs with Katy Perry. She’s funny on Twitter. And sure, she’s probably better without her ex (girl power!) but they just were so cute together. RIP forever, Shanndrew.
But overall, we feel pretty “yay!” about this coupling. Mostly because we once had the pleasure of interviewing Emma at an Anna Sui fashion week event in 2009 (we included a pic from the party below) where she was introduced as “that girl from Superbad.” No one had any idea who she was and she dutifully allowed herself to be dragged around by her publicist and posed for a gajillion photos with the clothes and was gracious and lovely with the reporters, most of whom weren’t giving her the time of day. So good for you, Emma. Congrats Andrew. We look forward to watching your every move together.
Below: A photo of Emma at that 2009 event and at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards, Andrew at the Maui Film Festival last week, and the alleged couple together at the Golden Globes.
The “Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are dating” train just picked up another big load of evidence, courtesy of Terry Richardson’s Tumblr. The photographer posted a shot of the rumored couple snuggling happily during dinner in Soho, and another of him joining the pair. While the pair have yet to confirm the relationship, withTheroux’s ex Heidi Bivens admitted she split up with Justin after the rumors began, it seems unlikely these two would be hitting the scene quite so often if they weren’t a romantic unit.
Even if Justifer (that’ll do, right? Justifer?) sticks to the sidelines, only appearing in candids with Jason Sudeikis and Richardson and whatnot, they’ll be forced—forced!—to hit the red carpet together when their film Wanderlust (also starring Paul Rudd and Malin Akerman) hits theaters in October. At which point magazines can start posting pictures of Theroux and Brad Pitt with headlines like “IS HE JEALOUS?” if they haven’t started already. And if Theroux and Aniston split before the fall, even better! Awkward red carpets are the best red carpets.
It’s always nice to hear about long-married men trying to keep the romance alive. Judging from her interview with Perez Hilton, Sharon Osbourne has no reason to feel that Ozzy takes her companionship for granted. “He’s texting [from Europe],” she explained. “So we’re texting each other all the time. I got a text from Ozzy and I’m like, ‘Jesus, somebody’s stolen his phone.’ Because I thought somebody found his phone and they were texting me dirty messages. And Silvana my assistant goes, ‘Oh my god, Ozzy’s just sent you this really dirty text.’ And I’m like, ‘Well it’s not him, somebody must have stolen his phone, he cant text.’ But it was him.”
While we’re glad to hear that no one stole Ozzy’s phone (we wouldn’t be shocked if he tends to leave it places), did he know that an assistant named Silvana would be screening messages for his missus? Hopefully Ozzy wasn’t too embarrassed…and hopefully Silvana wasn’t too disturbed by what she read.
Didn’t we just write that Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus were back together again? Proving to us pictorially that the story is true, Liam and Miley are in Australiaa deux and really making a go of it. Miley’s been traveling because of her Gypsy Heart Tour that’s already seen her performing through South America. She’s on the Aussie leg now and will be performing in Brisbane tonight. That’s where this picture of the reunited couple was clicked — arriving at Brisbane airport. Miliam has already hit Sydney where they were photographed shopping and looking generally adorable together! And can we also say how incredibly handsome Mr Hemsworth is looking? Their next stop is Melbourne which is where native Aussie Liam was born, FYI. Keep it real, you two!
Who cares that she isn’t in the Transformers franchise anymore? It’s not like Megan Fox hasn’t left — and continues to leave — her indelible mark on the world. All she needs to do is slip into a bikini and we all sigh, because that body is just unfair. Megan relaxed in Kona, Hawaii this weekend with her husband Brain Austin Green, switching up her two-pieces a couple of times. The actress arrived in the state earlier last week to receive the Iris Award at the 2011 Maui Film Festival, which honored her as a “film artist”. Right. Sure. If you say so.
The couple will also be celebrating their one year anniversary on the island later this week by swimming with the dolphins! Megan told E!, “My husband is terrified of sharks but we’re going to do it anyway. Sharks don’t usually go where there are tons of dolphins so we can do it. I didn’t used to be [scared of sharks], but I am now because of him. His fear is so intense, it’s smothered me and now I’m afraid.” They were married last year on June 24, so that’s when all the (hopefully not) terrified splashing will go down. Happy anniversary, Mr and Mrs Foxy!
In case you think this a rumor buzzing, the news comes from Miley’s brother Trace Cyrus who is a happy camper about the back-again romance. He also approves of Liam saying, “We’re homies. I support my sister in anything she does.” We’re really happy for these two lovebirds but can’t wait for Miley to bust out the news herself. Because you know she will! Good luck with this round, guys,
We have a dream, guys. Yes, for world peace and tolerance and an end to hunger, but also for Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to get back together. The couple was just so perfect: gorgeous, low-key, but also totally into public displays of affection, as evidenced by the onstage make out session they blessed us with as part of the world’s greatest Best Kiss Acceptance “speech” at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards. We have other dreams too! Dreams of Chilli and Usher uttering new confessions that involve rekindling their love, Jake Gyllenhaal and Kirsten Dunst picking up where they left off in 2004, Carey Mulligan and Tom Sturridge dating for longer than a week and Johnny Depp dusting off his Winona Forever tattoo and committing to Winona Ryder, forever. All we want is for our favorite celebrity couples of yesteryear to forget all their baggage and set fire to the flames of their former love. Is that too much to ask? Oh, and also no more famine. That would be nice too.
Here they are, the 35 Couples We Wish Would Get Back Together, ranked simply by how much we want them to reunite. Here’s to believing in your dreams.
Just because Hayden Panettiere and Mark Sanchez were spending time together, doesn’t mean they were dating. Because the story is that she’s already got another man — also an athlete — on her speed dial. Hayden is dating Scotty McKnight of the New York Jets, who’s also a teammate and good friend of Sanchez’s. Hayden had told USmagazine, “I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with Mark and his buddies. I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I’m into sports so we have a lot in common.” Yes we know how into sports you are because you only seem to date athletes now! We’re ignoring her past relationship with Milo Ventimiglia.
Sources are swearing that Hayden and Scotty are doing just fine with each other! What we’d like to see though, is pictures. Come on people! We need to see the two of them together, stat, or someone needs to start talking. Also, WladimirKlitschko, who? We love hearing about new relationships and all that, but didn’t they just break up? Girlfriend moves fast!
Guess what story just went from a 1 to a 10 on the Gossip Cop thermometer? Rumored couple Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston showed up together at the after party for the MTV Movie Awards, where they posed with host Jason Sudeikis, who coincidentally told GQ “she should be so lucky” in 2010 when asked he was dating Aniston himself. While the pair will appear together in Wanderlust later this year, Us Magazine’s sources say the pair were hardly just chummy last night. According to the snoop, “[Aniston] adjusted [Theroux's] tie, and he gave her a sweet kiss, sweetly rubbing her cheek” while the pair talked to director Brett Ratner. Ratner is directing Theroux buddy Ben Stiller in the upcoming Tower Heist, so he probably wasn’t scandalized.
We might be scandalized, though, by the cheek-rubbing that happened as the pair left. “They exchanged kisses throughout the night,” says the source. “When it was time to leave, Theroux grabbed her booty and stole another kiss!” A ooty grab? Gasp! Well, they better be serious if he’s treating America’s Sweetheart in such a manner! We don’t need another callow John Mayer type telling magazines how Jennifer reminds him of a stripper named Dimples. Our apologies to Theroux ex Heidi Bivens’ mom, but it sounds like this coupling is one red carpet away from official.
Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson have split? People would like to think so. They’re reporting that the star couple are dunzo, breaking up as swiftly as they got together! An unnamed source told them of the news adding fuel to the rumors that started after Scarlett didn’t make an appearance at the Cannes Film Festival for Sean’s movie The Tree of Life. Both their representative’s are mum on the matter, but they normally don’t comment when something is underway. It remains to be seen whether that matter is indeed, a break-up.