You never know a good thing until its gone. Every time you start a sentence with “Kim Kardashian blah blah blah” should now be considered precious. You won’t have the pleasure of saying her name—her full God-given name—for too long now. Kim’s dropping the “Kardashian” for “Humphries” once she gets married to fiance Kris Humphries! Which is really sweet when you consider the brand value of that name. It’s worth a lot.
Of course, the one person who will not see anything but the balance sheets regarding Kim’s decision is her mother, Kris Jenner. As expected, Kris said, “I don’t think she should take his name and be Kim Humphries … She needs to be Kim Kardashian because she’s worked so hard to get where she is.” Kim Humphries, huh? Start getting used to it!
It’s like a PG-13 of Green Eggs & Ham: Will he kiss her on a boat? Will he kiss her on a goat? Will he kiss her in the sky? Will he kiss her on the eye? The answer for Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez is clearly yes…assuming they can find a goat to ride on during their romantic vacation in Hawaii. The young lovers have been piling on the PDAs, smooching on every mode of transport possible. Guess nobody’s worried about death threats from jealous Bielebers anymore!
Check out the gallery for more of Selena’s bikini body—we know you’re not impressed by Bieber’s muscles—and their puppy love (related bit of trivia: the age of consent in Hawaii is 16).
“Sunshine…aint complaining” tweeted Justin Bieber a couple of hours ago. By the looks of this fresh batch of pictures, a truer statement was never made. Justin and girlfriend Selena Gomez are in Maui on holiday currently and they’re making sure to catch some sexy time. Feel free to skip this post at work because the gallery is just a tad NSFW what with Selena hopping on and straddling her evidently gleeful boyfriend on the beach yesterday. Did we mention there’s a fair amount of making out? Go, Biebs! This is the young adult version of “steamy” we’re guessing? Before this goes anywhere near creepy territory in our heads we’re just going to say it’s awesome they’re getting downtime together because we think Selena and Justin are both really sweet. And he’s totally like, ‘I scored a really hot girlfriend!”
You guys, you may as well just come out and say you’re dating. Not that the news will give us an joy since this particular blogger is a diehard Ian Somerhalder lovesick puppy. But look at Ian and Nina Dobrev in these pictures taken in Paris. This isn’t them on a special episode of The Vampire Diaries Hit France, clearly. This is them, happily wrapped around each other on their own accord, with Mothers Dobrev and Somerhalder in tow. Their moms are involved too! This is after they coupled up with Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger at Coachella, FYI. So—and we say this with a heavy heart—do by all means check out our gallery of the happy couple-who-must-not-be named and maternal units scampering about Saint Germain des Pres.
Anybody else thinking of a Beach Blanket Bingo remake—or would that be too From Justin To Selena? Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are in Hawaii, which naturally means the teens headed straight to the beach, with paparazzi getting an eyeful of Bieber beefcake. We can’t help but think of those old Charles Atlas ads looking at these pics, but we can’t decide whether he’s King Of The Beach or the twerp who gets sand in his face. Are you impressed with the Bieber bod?
See photos of the young lovers in the gallery below—and check out Bieber’s new tattoo…it’s reportedly “Jesus” in Hebrew!
So enjoy photographs of Selena and Justin arriving at Maui airport. They’re in Hawaii for a holiday and just look at them holding those hands! Cue more beachside lovin’ photos, stat! (Is it just us or did anyone else find those pictures hilarious?) Have fun, you two!
We LOVE it when co-stars get together (Robsten, anyone?), and we are particularly fond of Ashley Greene and Jackson Rathbone. Maybe it’s because of Ashley’s sweet personality and timeless beauty, or the way Jackson got our panties twisted when we interviewed him at the Eclipse premiere. (That Southern charm and those blue eyes are the real deal, ya’ll! He had us swooning.) Or perhaps it’s that we adore the relationship of their Twilight characters, Alice and Jasper, and have a thing for on-screen couples who do it IRL. Whatever it is, when we read this report that Jackson and Ashley were making out after Jackson’s 100 Monkeys concert in LA this weekend, we for reals shouted, “PLEASE LET THIS BE TRUEEEEEEE!!”
We’d like to officially helm the campaign to support Leighton Meester and Justin Long as an official couple! People is reporting that the pair was spotted dining together at La Poubelle on Sunday, where they ate well into the evening and left holding hands. Says a source on the scene, “They were happily willing to talk to fans who approached them.”
We love Leighton — she’s always edgy on the red carpet and is the HBIC of guilty pleasure TV and movies (The Roommate, always and forever). Justin is the dude next door, with easy on the eye good looks and a friendly, approachable demeanor. Plus he knows how to handle dating an A-List lady, what with that Drew Barrymore notch on his bed. While we loved the idea of Leighton and Garrett Hedlund together, it seems as though that was a quick affair. Thus we say, Garrett who?
Nikki Reed has wrapped on Breaking Dawn and is now focused on her latest role: girlfriend to rejected American Idol Paul McDonald. We spotted the pair in the audience of last night’s show looking all cuddle-y and close and they were later seen leaving the Troubador together hand in hand. They must be in love as Nikki seems to have coordinated her bag with Paul’s…what is that, a handkerchief? Oh, dudes and their “style.” LOLs forever, amirite ladies?
We’re gonna assume Nikki’s recent trip down to Huntsville, Alabama had something to do with Paul too – after all that’s where the guy is from. Is there anything more timeless than the love between a Southern rocker and his Hollywood gal pal? They’re totally the new Gregg Allman and Cher, guys! But with a happier ending, we hope.
Consider Scarlett Johansson fully recovered from her relatively recent divorce from Ryan Reynolds. Her business with Sean Penn seems to be going gull steam ahead, considering how quietly it started. One moment she was splitting from Ryan , and the next thing you know, she’s playing footsie and then jetting off to Mexico with Sean, but still trying to keep it on the down-low. We’re not trying to judge or anything (LIES) but can H’wood relationships really be that fickle? Don’t get us wrong, we would never even suggest that life is officially over when when you divorce! Date your heart out! But isn’t there a bit of a mourning period before you move on in with someone? And by someone, we mean Sean and Scarlett, living together! We doubt the ink on the divorce papers is even dry yet.
Be that is it may, we wish the two crazy kids luck. They do look most couple-y leaving a swank after party at the French Ambassador’s house, post the White House Correspondents dinner in Washington D.C. Sean seems to have loaned his dinner jacket to his new lady and it all looks quite domestic. Do you think this thing they have is going to last? Let us know in the comments section below. [Photos: Splash News Online]