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Robsten Rumor Of The Day: They’re Quitting Hollywood

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If this news is true, these two would be our heroes. How amazing a story would it be for two of Hollywood’s brightest young stars, who met and fell in love while filming the biggest blockbuster franchise of the decade to completely leave it all behind just to focus on hippie crap like love and art? This report claims that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart plan to give up Hollywood after they’re finished filming Twilight in order to focus on their brooding, sexy love for each other, and also to focus on every real actor’s true passion: the stage.

An unnamed “insider” says “They are considering changing their lives so they can concentrate on their relationship and get away from stardom. Kristen’s suggested they try theatre work and indie films. Despite starring in big-budget productions, they’ve managed to retain credibility, so theatre is the perfect option.” Hey, we wish them well if this is true, they’ve been through quite a media wringer for the past few years, but somehow…we don’t really buy it. Especially since Rob is currently shooting Water For Elephants with Reese Witherspoon and Kristen’s shooting On The Road, neither of which are indie, low-budget flicks. If they were serious about this, they’d be holed up in their love bungalow doing some role-playing exercises (wink!) to prepare for their new life.

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Are Peaches Geldof And Eli Roth Engaged?

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They are if you believe a report in today’s edition of The Sun! The paper claims that the pair, who have dated since March, plan to wed next January on a rooftop in New York. However, according to Eli Roth‘s Twitter feed, he knows nothing about an engagement, writing “It’s a good thing I follow myself on Twitter or I’d have never known I was engaged. I had no idea. Congrats?” So…maybe the rumors aren’t to be believed. Especially the part about a rooftop ceremony in New York in January. Hello, frozen Peaches!

Geldof is 21 and has already been married before – she and Max Drummey who is, hilariously, a drummer, got hitched when she was 19 and it lasted seven months. Roth, who has made films like Cabin Fever and Hostel is 38 and has never been married. And has no plans to be, it seems.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Susan Sarandon Appears In Cougar Town: The Movie

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It’s Cougar Week here at the FABLife and the ladies are on the prowl…for inappropriately young men! Recently out of her straw-lined cage is Susan Sarandon, spotted recently taking a romantic stroll through the Giffoni Film Festival in Ravenna, Italy with her much younger “companion” Jonathan Bricklin. For someone working with a 32 year age difference, Sarandon is seriously getting ‘er done.

Sarandon, who loves being called a cougar, met this fine hunk of man-meat through SPiN, the New York ping-pong club which Bricklin co-owns and counts Susan as an investor.  While the couple has denied that they are dating, we bet that not even insanely rich movie stars just up and take their casual business associates on intimate European holidays. Oh, and the couple has also been to Macchu Piccu together, which hello, might as well put it on the Jumbotron while you’re at it.

After reading about hot, baked-ham-colored cougar Linda Hogan yesterday, it is refreshing to see that Susan Sarandon is a lady of a certain age who isn’t pretending she’s not your mom. She has your mom’s breezy linen pants, your mom’s sensible lightweight cardigan, and your mom’s mom hairdo. Cougar style is about expressing coug-self!

Now, we were as sad as anyone else when Sarandon split with her long-time partner Tim Robbins last year. But if this is who she is bringing to Thanksgiving this year, her kids will have to admit, at least begrudgedly,  that their mom is sort of a pimp.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Got More Ladies Before Titanic, Though Slightly Fewer Supermodels

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Only someone as wealthy and successful as Leonardo DiCaprio would have the cojones tan grandes necessary to actually lament the lack of ladies in his life. As DiCaprio explains to Rolling Stone, “I had better success meeting girls before Titanic.”

We imaging him saying that while sitting on his veranda on the Costa Del Sol, drinking $1,000 gin out of a hand-cut crystal glass and wishing he was making out in a bowling alley parking lot. Well, Leo, we just want to let you know that we’ve been there. And frankly, it’s not that great! DiCaprio continues, explaining, “My interactions with them didn’t have all the stigma behind it, not to mention there wasnt a perception of her talking to me for only one reason.”

So basically, what Leo is claiming is that before Titanic he was walking around draped in lovely ladies (even though he was already well known for his dramatic turn as Josh in Critters 3) and now that he is a millionaire Oscar-nominee, he spends nights on the couch alone watching Two and A Half Men and eat chili out of a can. Hmm, this does seem to be quite a pickle, Leo! You’d probably find better romantic odds if you widen your dating pool a little. For example, maybe instead of going out with only 6-foot- tall, preternaturally gorgeous blond supermodels like Bar Refaeli or Gisele Bundchen, you can go take out a brunette one. Or just a regular model. Broaden your horizons a bit, dude.

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– Halle Kiefer

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Julianne Hough Thought Boyfriend Ryan Seacrest Was Gay, As Did The Entire World

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In the latest “O girl child, no” news, Julianne Hough recently joked that she had assumed boyfriend Ryan Seacrest was gay prior to dating him, noting, “He totally wasn’t my type … I thought he was gay.” Meanwhile, Seacrest laughed awkwardly, coughed, and then quickly deleted dozens of texts messages from his phone.

Oh boy. Where to even begin with this. You know that one girl in high school? The one who gushes about her amazing boyfriend, and how he wanted to take things really slow because he is super busy “studying” approximately 45 hours a week with the school’s running back? Well, maybe that friend grew up and became a professional dancer and singer who is currently dating Ryan Seacrest. It’s definitely a possibility, right? Anyone who has watched American Idol over the past few years has noticed Seacrest’s bizarrely stilted, oddly homophobic banter with Simon Cowell, leading everyone and their mother to suspect that Seacrest has had more beards than a lumberjack convention. Because as we all know, nothing makes you seem straighter than constantly bringing up gay people all the time.

However, if Seacrest is not trying to cover up his sexuality through sweaty, off-putting repartee, then he apparently is just a creeper. As Hough continues, “He was after me since I was 18”, which, EW. EW. EWWWWWWWWWWW.

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– Halle Kiefer

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RPattz: “Kristen Is A Wonderful Girl”

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Now that the truth is out there and our favorite fictional-but-real couple has been outed, Robsten(photos) are  finally able to discuss each other freely, openly and adorably. (Not that Rob and Kristen haven’t been hanging out all the time and being obvious about things already – and just look at that adoring gaze she’s aiming at him in that picture.)

Robert Pattinson (Photos) said in a recent interview with TV Week “Kristen and I have lived a great adventure together with the ‘Twilight’ films. We are very close and no one can understand what we’ve gone through together the last few years. When we’re together, we understand each other so well that we don’t have to say a lot to explain what we’re thinking. Kristen is a wonderful girl.” Ooh, so what you’re saying is that even though Edward can’t read Bella’s mind in the books, he can in real life? These two are even more magical than we thought.

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Katy Perry’s Terrible “Hot And Cold” Song Has Become Her Reality

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Always a great sign for an engaged couple, sources say that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are pretty much always in the process of breaking up. Supposedly, “‘They fight and make-up constantly,’ says a friend of Perry, who observes that the couple have behaved this way since the beginning of their relationship.” But…but if a former sex addict and a beautiful android woman can’t make it work, then who can, we ask? WHO CAN?!?!

According to the NY Daily News, “Katy suspected [Russell] of cheating and it wasn’t the first time.”Apparently the pair got into it right before the VMAs, leading them to arrive at the event and sit separately – relationship doom in La La Land – with poor Russell stuck sitting next to his Get Him To the Creek co-star Jonah Hill. We swear to god, if Jonah Hill breaks up one more long-term relationship, so help us…

Despite the fact that Russell (currently shooting Arthur in NYC) is only dating Katy because she is gorgeous, and Katy is only dating Russell because her robot brain is programmed to imitate human love, we had thought they were a pretty happy couple until we heard this devastating news. But we guess love can’t always be pancake make-up-covered kisses and rubbing your skinny jeans together until they start a wildly out-of-control pants fire. Our sympathies definitely fall with Katy on this one, though. It can’t be easy for her, always cleaning football-sized wads of chest hair out of the bathtub drain, having to hide her drag queen-sized supply of eyeliner from Russell so he won’t use it all in one evening! And then to have to compete with Jonah Hill! We wouldn’t wish that fate on any human woman.

Whether it requires having Russell neutered (suggested solution), or having Katy’s boobs replaced with actual cupcakes (may have already happened), we hope these two can work it out. If not…Jonah, now is the time to strike!

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– Halle Kiefer

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Despite Reports, Bret Michaels Claims He is NOT Engaged

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Yesterday, Star Magazine reported that Bret Michaels proposed to his on-and-off girlfriend Kristi Lynn Gibson over the July 4th weekend. Judging from the pictures of them smooching and posing with their adorable daughters, we weren’t surprised by the news, but it turns out, it’s not true.

Bret appeared on the CBS Early Show today to promote his latest album and explained “No. We are not engaged yet, we’re a work in progress.” He said that the ring Kristi wears is not an engagement ring but “a promise ring … a friendship ring, with benefits. That’s what we call it.” Hey, they’ve been romantically involved for sixteen years and have two kids – as cute as their inevitable wedding-preparation reality show would be (you know it would happen), they don’t seem like the types to really rush things in order to make it legal.

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by (@katespencer)

Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Celebrate Anniversary With Ass Grab

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Can someone explain Channing Tatum to us? ‘Cuz we don’t get it. His acting is robotic and he has the sex appeal of a concrete block. Sure, he’s jacked, but Kellan Lutz fulfills all our beefcake fantasies with 300 times the charm of Channing. The one thing he does have going for him is his wife Jenna Dewan. Now her appeal we get. And while Channing may do nothing for us, it’s sweet to see him and his wife still being all cuddly a year after their wedding. Hell, it’s cute that they’re even talking to each other.

The couple connected  – literally, with Channing’s hand on Jenna’s butt check – on a beach in Ischia, Italy this weekend, exactly one year after saying “I do.” Even we’ll saw “awwww” to that.

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Larry King’s Divorce, Like His Show, Is Over

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Larry King has had a fraught couple of months. First, King’s marriage was breaking up, then his soon-to-be ex wife Shawn Southwick OD’d/attempted suicide. Then King announced he was leaving CNN after 25 of years of hosting his show. The decision to take time off has possibly helped because he and his wife have called off the divorce.

Just three months ago, King and Southwick filed for divorce within and hour of each other amidst rumors of infidelity on both sides. Keeping with the synchronized activity, both parties petitioned the the courts to drop the divorce papers, day before yesterday. All the judge needs to do is dismiss the claim and they’re officially back together. Make it work, you two!

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