Celebrity Couples

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Ronaldo’s Girlfriend’s Facebook Account Hacked


Cristiano Ronaldo and his girlfriend Irina Shayk (we choose to ignore her) have been busy sunning themselves by NYC pools. But while they were working on their tans, her Facebook account was getting hacked. And as an cyberspace addicted young ‘un would be, she was shattered at the results. More so, than when she heard that boyfriend Ronaldo was going to be a Dad.

The Russian model was with Ronaldo and family at the Standard Grill (they headed to the Boom Boom Room later) when she heard the news. The cyber villians left a message on her FB page saying, “I am so devastated, I am at home crying right now,” referencing the surrogate babymomma news. She’s since closed her Twitter account and wiped her fan page and her rep has stated, “Any statements allegedly made by Ms. Shayk. She has not and will not in the future comment on such matters.”

Now… back to the serious activity of staring at his bronze, Gucci’d butt.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Fergie Calls Herself A Whore…And A Virgin


Fergie’s on the cover of Cosmopolitan UK‘s ‘Body Confidence’ issue, showing off all the magic workin’ on her fitness has done for her body. In true celebrity motor mouth fashion, she dishes about about her body and her husband, stripper-lover Josh Duhamel and offers up some pretty bizarre statements (no surprise there). When questioned about her global appeal she replied, “You know, in Italy, Catholic boys are raised to believe there are two types of women: the Madonna and the whore … And me? I’m both.”  Fergie Ferg…you grew up in California. Just saying!

She also revealed that post-Nine, Josh loved her newly-curvaceous body. “When I came home from filming, he was excited. He enjoys having both: the extra meat to grab when it’s there and the tight stomach when that’s there. He always gives me compliments.” We repeat… nothing here about him allegedly getting it on with a stripper. It’s one big love-fest with those two, right from when they met. Says Ferg, “At that stage of my life, I don’t think I’d have thought that about anybody. I’d made my lists of qualities that I wanted, and you can’t find out if someone has those in a week. It was learning what he was made of that made me fall in love with him.”

Isn’t that… sweet. But hey, if Josh ever does live up to his dirty dog rep, at least Fergie will always look amazing, especially while contorting in yoga-esque poses in killer high heels.

[Photo: Cosmo UK via PopSugar]

by (@katespencer)

Xavier Samuel Flaunts Girlfriend, Creates River of Twilight Tears


If you’ve seen Eclipse then you know that the Twilight gods dropped a new piece of vamp ass in the laps of Twi-hards, causing them (er, us?) to froth at the mouth. Xavier Samuel plays the blood-thirst Riley (RIP sweet newborn), and he’s Australian, boyishly handsome and generally beefier than Robert Pattinson (photos) but without Taylor Lautner‘s Jersey Shore-esque muscles. In other words, perfs.

With Rob off eating Kristen Stewart‘s (photos) loquat pies and Taylor making out with a picture of his own abs, we thought our chances of landing a Twilight boyfriend were long gone. But with Xavier, hope blossomed in our delusional heart and we knew it would not be long before we were walking red carpets in Marchesa gowns as his better half. Until, that is, we were confronted with these pictures of him and his girlfriend strolling hand in hand in New York City.

You can imagine the kind of scribbling that went down in our journal last night. We wept, we mourned, we blasted Lykke Li‘s “Possibility” on repeat and destroyed our Xavier Samuel shrine while shoving Edy’s Cookies n’ Cream ice cream in our mouth. But then we came across these pics of Xavier and our new enemy hand in hand this weekend and glanced down at his atrocious man sandals and felt a little better about letting go. Rob may be taken, but at least we know we’ll never have to see his pasty white toes pressed up against tight leather anytime soon. And that makes it all okay.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]


Kristin Cavallari’s New Boyfriend Is A Hills Cameraman

Forget the dramz of Justin Bobby and Brody Jenner, Kristin Cavallari‘s latest relationship is not going to be filmed for the cameras. Ironically, it’s with the guy doing the filming.

Cavallari confirmed on Ryan Seacrest‘s radio show that she’s actually dating Miguel Medina, a cameraman for The Hills. Cavallari explained “That’s not part of the show. Yeah, I’m dating [Miguel] and that all I’m going to say about that.” Except that wasn’t all she had to say, adding “Well, you’re together all the time, and it just sorta happens.”

So is this going to result in the most stylized, well-shot sex tape to come from a reality star, or what?


ScaRy Considering Adoption


Now that Scarlett Johansson has nabbed a Tony award for her acting, it looks like she’s ready to pursue some personal goals as well. It’s being reported that Johansson and hubby Ryan Reynolds want to adopt a baby.

The Daily Express reports that Johansson and Reynolds would like to adopt a child from either Ethiopia or Liberia. We’re not trying to force any conclusions but look – the couple just recently bought a house in Louisiana, just like Sandra Bullock.  And now they want to adopt a baby, just like Sandy. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, we guess! Not to mention they’ve both made out with Bullock, and Reynolds is slated to star in yet another film with her soon. Celebrities manage to take their friendships to new levels, man.

[Photo: Getty Images]


Peter Facinelli Gushes Over Wife Jennie Garth


Carlisle Cullen has a soulmate, but her name’s not Esme, it’s Jennie. In real life, Peter Facinelli, who plays the eldest Cullen in The Twilight Saga is married to our most favorite refugee from the original Beverly Hills 90210, Jennie Garth, and they are one adorable couple. The couple have been married for nine years and have three daughters and there’s no sign of their love fading, judging from a recent interview Facinelli gave.

Facinelli said of his wife “Sometimes we’re in a store and I’ll lose Jennie for a second. Then I’ll see her out of the corner of my eye, and she’s just the most beautiful woman. And I say to myself: ‘Oh, that’s my wife, I’m so lucky.’ Those moments just hit me — and they hit me often.” Look out, Robsten, our new favorite couple just might be Pennie.

[Photo: Getty Images]


Orlando Bloom And Miranda Kerr Are Engaged


It’s time to celebrate the union of yet another unnaturally hot couple coming together in holy matrimony. Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have confirmed that they’re engaged. Bloom and Kerr have dated for three years and have been the subject of many engagement rumors, but we can now put the speculation to rest.

Here’s to hoping these two have many years ahead of them, if only to get to the point where Kerr will start dyeing her gray hair orange and can speak the greatest line in the history of cinema, “Orlando, you like it? It’s autumn sunrise!” That, of course, is from the séance scene in Ghost, and shame on you if you have never seen it.

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by (@missmuttoo)

Cheryl Cole And Derek Hough Are Totally Doing It: Vacation Edition!

Dancing with the Stars star Derek Hough has whisked singer Cheryl Cole off on a luxury getaway. Apparently, they’re holed up in the Doubletree Oyster Bay resort on the Indian Ocean, in Tanzania.  It has its own private beach too! Cole became close to Hough after splitting with her millionaire footballer hubby Ashley Cole.

Sources say she couldn’t be happier, claiming, “She’s having a brilliant holiday. Cheryl is really impressed with Derek’s taste and is loving spending some time with him. They’ve been enjoying lots of days out and Derek makes her laugh. She is having the time of her life. Cheryl had no clue where Derek was taking her when he whisked off on her holiday.”

The chatty pal also added, “She was so excited when they landed in Tanzania because she loves Africa. She’s got really fond memories of the country after climbing Mount Kilimanjaro last year for charity. The hotel is situated one of the most beautiful places in the world. She told her mum he couldn’t have picked a better place.”

Hough supposedly has told his friends that he’s head over heels with the singer. Derek’s uncle, Aaron Nelson, said his nephew was planning a romantic secret trip two weeks ago, “He and his new lady are going off on a romantic holiday. It’s somewhere very nice and he doesn’t want the paparazzi following him. For Derek this is true love. He is in totally in love with this girl.” Awww, new love!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Gwyneth Paltrow Brokers Peace Between A-Rod’s Ladies


Alex Rodriguez should thank her Royal Goop-ness Gwyneth Paltrow. It’s very possible that she’s trying to mend fences between A-Rod’s ex, Kate Hudson, and his new gal-pal, Cameron Diaz. Paltrow was spotted dining with Diaz at The Lion a couple of days ago. She was soon after seen with Hudson at Quattro at the Trump SoHo along with Stella McCartney and Naomi Watts, where a source noted, “They were having a great time and appeared to be deep in conversation.”

K.Hud had just finished taping the Letterman show and the three actresses had earlier attended McCartney’s 2011 spring showing. Who knows what they were talking about: Goop-approved cleanses or their feelings toward Cammy D?

[Photo: GettyImages]

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Jennifer Lopez And Marc Anthony Get Married All Over Again


All aboard the vow renewal bandwagon! First it was Heidi Klum and Seal, then it was Tori and Dean. And now it’s Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony. Mark and Jen said “I do” again over the weekend to celebrate their sixth wedding anniversary.  JeMarc went all out at their new Hidden Hills estate, and the decor for their bash was black, choco-brown and white with multiple outdoor lounges pimped out with French Regency style couches, tables, lamps and mirrors. The bar had black martini glasses and tall vases which over flowed with calla lillies and orchids. Big hurricane candles flickered around the pool and putting green (of course they have a putting green, the house is worth $ 10 mill).

Anthony had recently joked, “We realized the bets in Vegas [on whether we’d make it] stopped at five years, so we’re really looking forward to this one. This is a big anniversary.”

They also tossed in a house-warming angle for good measure. The invite was recently leaked online, and apparently the likes of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and Brangelina were invited. A source revealed, “They wanted to celebrate their new home and their sixth anniversary by renewing their vows. They’re excited about their new life together as a family in California and wanted to kick it off with a great party. Jen is very excited about sharing her special night with her family and friends.”

[Photo: Getty Images]