Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are still swapping flannel shirts and getting their fingers tangled in each others’ greasy hair. Hallelujah! Praise Stephenie Meyer! Rob is busy filming Bel Ami in Budapest, Hungary, which is where the couple was spotted this weekend just in time to celebrate Kristen’ 20th birthday. The private pair was seen leaving the local airport…heading somewhere seriously romantic, we hope. Long live Robsten!
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You know the Haunted Mansion in Disney World, when you’re in that little room and the pictures on the wall of all the dead people start streeeetttching? That’s what we felt like we were looking at when we scrolled down the length of this picture of Hayden Panettiere and her boyfriend, boxer Wladimir Klitschko. The man is a mile high, it’s like he’s Mount Everest and Hayden has only reached base camp. Klitschko and Panettiere went public with their relationship in February and showed up together at the premiere of The Perfect Game together on Monday to support Hayden’s little brother Jansen who has a role in the film.
As with all of Hayden’s other boyfriends (Milo Ventimiglia, Steve Jones), Klitschko is significantly older, he’s 33, she’s 20, but more important than age is the fact that she can actually fit in his pocket if she ever gets tired of walking. [Photo: Getty Images]
The Richie-Maddens are one of our favorite celebrity couples. Not only do they have the world’s most precious children but they still seem totally in love. In a recent interview, Joel Madden gushed about his love for his kids and about his status as Nicole’s Life Partner™ and we must say, it is adorable.
The Good Charlotte musician spoke to the L.A. Times and said that his life is going pretty well these days, saying “I think people have an idea of me, but really I’m the best I’ve ever been.” He then added this wedding-vow worthy nugget, “I have two kids that are my life — they’re my entire world. I have an awesome partner who is really supportive. She makes me the best version of myself that I’ve ever been.” We are swooning – he’s romantic, she’s a prankster – why don’t these two have a reality show already?
Joel, who just recorded a new album with Good Charlotte, said that his kids have affected his music, especially daughter Harlow. “My kids make me feel good about myself; I’m not really worried about succeeding or failing. My daughter, she says yea or nay when I record a demo. She gives me the honest reaction.” We assume that’s a Yo Gabba Gabba-style jumping up and down reaction, which we’re picturing right now and, wait – yup, we’re officially ready to bear a child now. [Photo: Getty Images]
Is that you, techno-hipster Jesus? No, it’s just Aaron Carter. But the reason he’s standing with arms outstretched, ready to accept all of life’s challenges is because he has finally found a life partner. Carter recently proposed to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Maile Hochuli, but the engagement’s not sitting well with us. For a plethora of reasons these nuptials seem doomed to fail; call us pessimists but we think maybe the couple should have thought this one through a little better.
First of all, Hochuli is 19, young by any standards, at least since post-Oregon Trail times. Second, she is still a student at a college in Orlando, Florida and Carter lives in Miami. Long distance is always a risk – those Disney monorails are convenient, but they sure don’t travel all the way to South Beach. In addition, Hochuli and Carter have known each other “for years” but they have only dated since “early 2010,” Star Magazine reports. Guys, technically it is still “early 2010,” there’s a brick of parmesan in our fridge that is older than this relationship. Another reason we worry for these two is that Carter proposed in the middle of a screening of Alice In Wonderland. A friend explained they went because “she has been dying to see [the movie]” but Carter proposed halfway through and “she didn’t get to see the end of the movie.” Boo! Tickets to that movie are like $20 and the girl doesn’t even get to watch the end? Come on, Aaron Carter.
Finally, it should be noted that Carter was engaged once before to Celebrity Rehab star Kari Ann Peniche and that engagement only lasted a week. Magic 8 Ball says this outlook is not so good. We hope we’re wrong, but we can’t help but worry for these two. However, as an engagement gift, we plan to send the poor girl a DVD of Alice in Wonderland because she deserves to see the whole thing. [Photo: Getty Images]
Did we just call Russell Brand a beast? Sorry about that. It’s just that’s he’s so…wet in these pictures, and it’s just not doing it for us. We never thought we’d say we prefer it when he wears tank tops, skinny jeans and flops, but blegh, apparently we do.
Russell and his fiance, Katy Perry, are enjoying some off time down in Mexico and sunbathed in matching red ensembles. Katy was practically popping out of her top, which Russell could barely keep his swimsuit on his butt. We have yet to figure out what made these two click, but perhaps it’s that neither one can stay in their clothes?
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Miley Cyrus and boyfriend/co-star Liam Hemsworth strolled the red carpet at the premiere of their new vom-com, The Last Song, looking like a couple of kids who just discovered the magic of hand jobs in love. We must admit that we’re crushing on Miley’s look: slick hair, clean lines and a perfect LBD. It’s when she opens her mouth and words come out that we curl up into a ball of cringe. Oh Liam, it’s a good thing she can’t talk when her tongue is down your throat.
The pair was joined by a bunch of nobodies there to bask in Miley’s teen glow. Pics below!
We awoke this morning to the news that Jay-Z and Beyoncé, were expecting a baby. The source, MediaTakeout.com, divulged the news saying they heard it from a “ROCK SOLID” source (so, Ashford and Simpson?) and that Beyoncé was “doing fine and resting for now” which sounds more like a report you’d give after someone has actually given birth, but whatever.
It seemed weird that such an under-the-radar site was confirming such big news, but several news outlets picked up on the story which made the story more believable. Just a few hours later though, a publicist for Beyoncé’s record company, Sony, has told Rolling Stone that the report is untrue. Earlier in the year, the singer said that she was planning to take some time off after a very busy 2009, which led to speculation that she wanted to start a family, but it looks like we’ll have to wait a little longer. Maybe she’s just trying to deflect attention away from her father, who can’t keep his super-sperm in check. [Photo: Getty Images]
It’s sad that this is even an issue, but Brittany Murphy‘s widowed husband Simon Monjack has had to fend off rumors recently that he is now involve romantically with Brittany’s mother Sharon Murphy. Unfortunately, Monjack’s wording and general skeeviness don’t really create a convincing argument that makes us take his denial seriously. Monjack told The Sun that though the two live together, they aren’t involved, saying “We don’t have sex, number one. Number two, she is a woman that has toxic neuropathy, which means she can barely walk. I live downstairs, she lives upstairs.” Also making things confusing (for us, anyway) is the fact that both plan to move to New York this year.
Another thing that makes this issue even weirder is the portrait session the two sat for in January (during which the photo above was taken). The two pose together in intentionally sad poses and appear extremely familiar with each other. Is this just the best mother-in-law relationship ever, or did these two actually, creepily, come together in grief? And if so, how long until it becomes a Lifetime movie? [Photos: Getty Images]
Call him a boy-toy if you must, but Jesus Luz will have you know that even though he and Madonna are occasionally hot, then cold, (yes then no), he considers her his wife.
Luz gave an interview recently with Brazil’s RG Vogue magazine and explained that even though they’ve had a rocky relationship, he and Madonna are committed, saying “I consider myself a married man. I have a family. At my age, my father was married, my mother gave birth to me when she was 15.” Luz does seem invested in Madonna’s brood, and hey, if Ashton and Demi make it work, who are we to judge? The couple has dated for just over a year, which is about how old Jesus was when “Like A Prayer” came out. Blows the mind a little, doesn’t it? [Photo: Getty Images]
We caught up with Robert Pattinson on the Remember Me red carpet, and the actor gave us a rare glimpse into his super-private dating life. When asked by VH1’s Janell Snowden if he had any commitment problems in relationships, RPattz replied coyly, “None. At. All.”
Well, hey now. We’re just going to jump out on a limb here and assume he’s talking about his not-so-secret relationship with co-star Kristen Stewart, which is allegedly pretty serious behind the scenes. Though they’ve never officially come out as a couple, KStew walked the Remember Me red carpet which, in Hollywood, is like walking around with a t-shirt that says “Yes, I’m Dating The Hot Vampire From Twilight.” What with their recent rendezvous in London and her walking around in Rob’s t-shirt (er, so says some fan sites), it seems like she doesn’t have any commitment problems either.
Rob also talks about the most insane fan freak out moment from his short career and who he thinks makes a better boyfriend: Remember Me‘s Tyler Haskins or the world’s most beloved immortal, Edward Cullen. Though clearly, commitment-loving Rob is the best of all.