Celebrity Couples

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Cops Coming After Tiger Woods With Search Warrant

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Police are apparently ready to slap Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren with a search warrant so that they may determine if the injuries the golfer sustained this past Friday were inflicted by a car accident or domestic violence.  Tiger crashed his car into a fire hydrant near their home this weekend; rumor has it he was trying to flee his compound after a blow out fight with his wife over a National Enquirer story that he cheated on her with New Yorker Rachel Uchitel (she has denied the claim). According to TMZ, cops believe that Elin attacked her hubby and hope to prove it with some actual evidence.

Authorities have been turned away three different times while attempting to interview the famous family at their Florida home. Tiger did finally release a statement yesterday, but it does little to clarify what actually went down last week. He says:

“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore. This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again. This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible. The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false. This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.”

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Russell And Katy Record Poem Together

Russell Brand and Katy Perry are apparently so loved up that they’ve already started to record together. Yep, the latest it pair have laid down a sexy track already – if you count a taping of a famous “nonsense” English poem together. WTF?

The couple were reportedly at the Sunset sound studios in LA when they began reciting Edward Lear‘s poem “The Owl And The Pussycat” to each other. “It transpired the poem is a private joke between the couple. Russell apparently recited it to Katy during their Thailand holiday and they often use the nicknames Owl and Pussycat. Russell is ‘Owl’ because he’s wise and, well, it’s fairly obvious that Katy’s a sex kitten, isn’t it?” reports the Sun.

We just pray this doesn’t lead to a public release – we have a very low cringe factor when it comes to PDA couple stuff on record. Seriously, “I Got You Babe” brings us out in hives.

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Romantic Russell Brand Pledges No More Threesomes

It’s not the most hearts-and-flowers thing you’d expect your new beau to say, but when it comes to legendary shagger Russell Brand, this is about as committed as they come. Speaking at his sell-out stand-up gig in London, Katy Perry‘s new boyfriend Russell said, “I’ve taken a pledge. I can’t break it now. There will be no more threesomes.” So, salacious stories like this one are going  to no longer be a regular read in the British tabloids. Shame.

What’s more, Katy pulled out of an appearance on a British chat show to spend more uh, time, with her boyfriend before she had to fly back to L.A. Russell called UK DJ and presenter Chris Moyles to tell him, “Katy wouldn’t be appearing as they wanted to spend the evening together. Chris was a bit annoyed but thinks Katy is hot as well – and if she was his girlfriend he would probably do the same!”

Aw. They really are love’s young and wildly over-experienced dream. [Photo:  ]

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Sam Ronson’s Stepdad Calls Her Relationship With Lindsay “Toxic”

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Samantha Ronson‘s stepfather (he divorced her mom in 2007 after 25 years of marriage), Foreigner guitarist Mick Jones, dished on Sam’s relationship with Lindsay Lohan to Howard Stern, and all but confirmed that the couple was dunzo. Mick told the radio host that Sam and Lindsay’s relationship was “toxic” and that Sam has “moved on from that”  – though you wouldn’t know it from Lindsay’s tweets.

It’s long been alleged – by Lindsay herself – that Samantha’s family did not approve of the DJ’s relationship with the unstable actress. Do you think Mick’s words actually confirm a split, or could Sam still being seeing LiLo on the down low? [Photo: GettyImages]

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Jay-Z Says He And Beyonce Are Ready For Babies

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Could the world’s most successful couple be ready to create a super spawn? Jay-Z has apparently revealed to Gotham magazine that he and Beyonce are ready to start a family. According to the mag, “the most important thing on the horizon [for Jay-Z] seems to be a plan to have children with Knowles.” Suri Cruise is probably shaking in her high heels right now just imagining the power that kid’s gonna have in the celebrity baby world. (See Beyonce and Jay-Z cuddling at the EMAs last week.)

Jay also flaunts his ego in the interview: “I don’t dislike anything about myself,” and waxes poetic about the importance of family, especially when fame is all around. “You have to be close with your foundation and the people who know you best because they’ve known you for so long that they can see the changes in you” he says. “Fame is such a deadly drug that you can’t see the changes because you are so consumed by it. You need a close-knit group of friends and family to make sure you stay grounded.”

Let’s hope he and B are about to add to that close-knit group with a kid of their own. Check out our giant gallery below for pics of Jay-Z and Beyonce together! [Photo: GettyImages]

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Did Demi Lovato’s Mom Leak Her Daughter’s Love Life Deets?

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When we heard that Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas were allegedly an item, we cooed at what an adorable couple they made together. Nothing says love like two g-rated brunettes getting it on! But there’s apparently a darker side to the story. Canadian gossip blogger Zack Taylor broke the news that Joe and Demi were an item and later revealed that his source was none other than Demi’s own mother, Dianna Delagarza, who supposedly texted him tidbits like “they are meant for each other!!!!! don’t you dare say I SAID THAT!!!” WTF x100!?!

For some reason that we’re still trying to figure out, Zach felt as though he had to reveal his source because someone was bashing him to Demi and her family, writing on his blog “Either we reveal our source, or lose all credibility.” With that, he pointed the finger at Demi’s mom Dianna – but only after he received a bunch of angry Twitter messages from Demi (allegedly) threatening to drag his name through the mud if he outed her mother. Confused yet?

You can read all of Taylor’s drama on his website and of course, check out Demi’s twitter, where she’s declared, “There’s been a lot of rumors lately that I’m dating one of my best friends Joe. I can promise my entire career that I am not.”

We just want Joe Jonas and his eybrows to get a little action! Is that too much to ask?  [Photo: GettyImages]

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Taylor Swift On Taylor Lautner: “We’re Really Close”

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Taylor Swift just couldn’t stop gushing about rumored boyfriend Taylor Lautner in a recent interview, and her giddiness makes us blush. She told CMT’s Cody Alan (in a chat that airs tomorrow), “I don’t know, he’s an amazing guy and we’re really close … and ah … yep. We’re in a movie together and I am really excited about seeing it.”

Taylor, who identified herself as a member of “team Jake,” couldn’t be cuter, and Lautner is probably the only guy we’d approve of to escort the stunning blond around town (Sorry, fugly Joe Jonas). While we wait for them to actually confirm their togetherness, we’ll sit tight and stare at these pics of the pair together this past weekend. Think they’ll come out on the New Moon red carpet, or stay in hiding like their pals Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson?  [Photos: GettyImages]

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Nicole And Joel Have Morphed Into Your Parents

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We love Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, so much so that we’ve even tweeted at Nicole when she offers to answer questions from nosy fans. Our love is pure and true. But we couldn’t resist poking fun at the happy couple, who recently hosted a ribbon cutting of a new playground that they sponsored through their foundation (seriously, these two are charitable angels).

In addition to reminding us of one of the creepiest paintings ever, the cutting-edge couple has morphed into some sort of suburban parental nightmare. Joel has completely toned down his tattooed-rocker look, and Nicole somehow forgot that she was the queen of boho chic, and instead dressed for a day of outlet shopping and dinner at Olive Garden. Maybe when you gain kids, you lose your edge?  But while we mock their G-rated look, we love their do-good attitude and practically perfect life. Maybe this is why Lindsay Lohan is so jealous of Nicole?  [Photo: GettyImages/Iconic painting: "American Gothic" by Grant Wood]

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Russell Buys Katy A Zoo

The couple that pets fake animals together, stays together! Or at least we reckon that’s what Russell Brand hopes, as he’s reportedly bought inamorata Katy Perry a visit from an animatronic zoo for her birthday.  The couple saw the attraction while at LA’s The Grove shopping center, and “Katy said she would love to have a go on everything but didn’t because she didn’t want to be photographed.

“While she was looking at a goat being unloaded Russell got the contact details of the event organizers. He has arranged for the zoo to arrive at Katy’s LA home for her birthday. She will be tickled pink,” adds a source in the preposterous and highly-amusing story.

Yep, their relationship is such front page news, there are not even any birthday surprises any more. Whoops. But hey, it’s just what every girl wants.

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Robert Pattinson Can’t Avoid Fame, Gets His Own Documentary Film

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We feel so bad for poor Robert Pattinson. The guy clearly just wants to be left alone to play guitar and not wear deoderant while hanging out with secret girlfriend Kristen Stewart, and instead he’s stuck being written about by, well, bloggers like us who are infatuated with him. And it’s only getting worse; RPattz is now the subject of a documentary film entitled Robsessed, which follows the star from childhood, through his modeling career and his current stint as the most talked about guy on earth.

The funny thing is, Rob’s had a pretty uneventful life. He seems to come from a normal family and has only made a handful of movies. The most interesting thing the guy did this past year – besides, you know, conquering the planet – is switch up his NY Yankees hat for a new white cap. Considering the way in which he and KStew bolted from the cameras this weekend after dinner together in Vancouver, we can’t imagine the guy is gonna be thrilled the continued attention.

The real question is – will his fans, who are super-protective of the star and his privacy, spend $20 to satisfy their Rob-lust, or will they stand by their man and snub Robsessed? [Photo: Splash News Online]