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Dita Does Her Thing While Manson Makes Up Swine Flu Diagnosis

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There’s nothing sweeter than constantly getting revenge on one’s ex just by looking gorgeous, especially when that ex just happens to be a washed up goth-rocker who possibly lied (allegedly) about having swine flu. Marilyn Manson – aka the former Mr. Dita Von Teese – recently posted on his Facebook about his supposed bout with the bad-news bug, writing, “The doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness.” But his reps have denied the singer’s claims in a statement. Mysterious. Is someone really suffering from the deadly disease – or is it just a case of Gimmeattentionnow?

Meanwhile Manson’s ex-wife Dita Von Teese continues to do what she does best: look hot. The model just shot pics for her new line of Wonderbra lingerie (see above), and we like what we see. We dare you to show us one person who doesn’t – and that includes her former husband. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush: Back Together

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We probably should have known something was up when we woke up this morning to the sound of angels singing and walked outside to see a swarm of doves flying together in the shape of a heart. Yes, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have reunited as a couple! (Cue anti-climactic fart noise.)

“Yes, they are back together,” revealed an insider. “They took a few months off and couldn’t be apart. The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were.”

Kim apparently got lonely at her sister Khloe‘s wedding (no one to dance the “Macarena” with, probably) and hustled her booty down to New Orleans to reconcile with her ex. Surely it must just be love and fate – and not a desperate bid for attention after Kim’s sisters Kourtney and Khloe scored press for their pregnancy and wedding – that brought them back together, right? [Photo: GettyImages]

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Vince Vaughn Wants Babies

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Vince Vaughn hasn’t really been in the spotlight much this past year, he’s been too busy settling down. Vaughn, who is 39, recently got engaged to a real estate agent named Kyla Weber and says that he’s finally ready to start a family.

Cue the “Jennifer Aniston Cries Over Another Ex” headlines, but Vaughn seems happy and excited to get hitched and start a family, saying of his soon-to-be wife, “It’s the first time that I really want to have kids. I’ve been very fortunate in my career, and my life has been about that for so long that you get bored of it. You’re ready for your life to be about other people and other things.” Hopefully he won’t encounter any wedding crashers on his big day. [People. Photo: GettyImages]

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Khloe Cashes In On Wedding

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The Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom nuptials are perplexing in many ways, but this new detail is the icing on the wedding cake. Kardashian has secured a deal with OK! Magazine stating that for the low, low price of $300,000, the mag will get exclusive rights to the photos from the wedding.

That amount is crazy enough as it is, but the kicker is that the deal was struck by and for Khloe and her mother Kris – Odom will not get any of the cash. On the one hand, it’s not like the bride or the groom needs the money, but on the other, this only makes us wonder (and worry) about the longevity of this shotgun marriage. [Photo: GettyImages]

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Lindsay Goes Off On Sam Over Twitter (Again)

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It’s that time again – Lindsay Lohan has once again started a nutty fight with girlfriend¬† Samantha Ronson via her Twitter account. According to Twitter, the rant began “about an hour ago” which is 7:30 AM east coast time, or 4:30 AM in L.A. Either way, Lindsay needs to get on a regular sleep schedule. Maybe that would help her avoid these sunrise meltdowns?

Even pieced together, LiLo’s rant is completely incoherent. Here it is as one giant tweet. Can you make out what the hell she is trying to say?

“can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHIzG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors, and thank you…for being a friend before a sell-out……….the term “self out” was coined from ME and i gave them sooooooo much insight For their not only COMPLETE, BUT SUBSTANISAN ***FRIENDS*********** BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i’m gross*thx”

Yep, that’s a substanisan tweet if we ever did see one. Linds, did we just use that word right? We’ve never heard of it before but trust that if you use it, it must mean something. Girl, you must kill at Scrabble!

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George Clooney’s New Girlfriend Looks Just Like His Last Girlfriend

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It’s fair to say that perennial bachelor George Clooney has a “type.” Brunette, model-slim and stunningly pretty (of course), all of his girlfriends have fitted a mold, from British celeb Lisa Snowdon to that French waitress Celine something or other (sorry, they all merge into one after a while). But it’s still come as a shock as to just how freaking similar his current squeeze Elisabetta Canalis (pictured left) looks to his former love Sarah Larson (above, right).

Clooney made a typically suave entrance at this year’s Venice Film Festival on a boat with Elisabetta – and arrived at the same festival two years ago with Sarah. Personally, we don’t think there’s much to separate the two, apart from a language.¬† [[Photo: Splash News Online/WireImage]

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Avril Lavigne And Deryck Whibley: Done?

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They just celebrated their third anniversary last month, but sources say Avril Lavigne and husband Deryck Whibley are heading for divorce. The New York Daily News has reported that, on several occasions this year, Lavigne and Whibley have gone out solo, each making public appearances and taking trips without the other. In fact, the couple hasn’t been spotted together in public since last December.

Lavigne seems to be taking time to party with girlfriends and revel in her time alone, most recently in the Hamptons where she was spotted dancing and hanging out with various guys at several clubs. The couple was married when Lavigne was 21 and Whibley was 26 – sounds like this may just be a case of tying the knot too young and wanting to sow those “Sk8r Boi” oats. [Photo: GettyImages]

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Brangelina’s $60 Million “Normal” Home

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Well, if normal to you is a thirty-five bedroom French chateau set in an 1,000 acre estate. And it is to us (ahem) and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Once more dismissing those split rumors (thanks, leather dress!), the couple have splashed the cash on buying the Provence pile, which they reportedly plan to spend another $16m doing up – renovating the bedrooms, adding a Jacuzzi, spa, wine cellar and improving the helicopter-landing facilities (because you know how shabby they can be).

It’s thought that the superbrood will set up a more permanent home in France, after Brad said, “We’re trying to spend more time in the South of France, because our kids have a more normal life there.” So normal that the town mayor is planning a civic reception in their honour. These A-listers and their down-to-earth lives, eh?¬† [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Zellweger And Cooper Get Frisky In Spain

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Though they’ve been spotted together over the past few weeks in New York and LA, Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have been trying to keep their budding romance under wraps. This week though, on a trip to Spain, the couple has been seen getting pretty touchy-feely with one another in public and going out on the town in Barcelona with The Hangover co-stars Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bartha. Maybe it was a tribute to John Hughes‘ version of high school, but Zellweger even popped her hand in Cooper’s back pocket as they walked down the street together.

The two have had plenty of time to get to know each other this year since they worked together on the upcoming film Case 39. [Photos: GettyImages]

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Oksana The Knocked Up Lover Speaks!

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Oksana Grigorieva was nine years old when Mel Gibson and his wife Robyn got married – she couldn’t have known then that she would someday be famous for breaking the marriage up. Now, the woman best known for getting knocked up with Gibson’s eighth child has spoken out about wanting fame on her own terms. Grigorieva started dating Gibson in 2006 after his drunk driving arrest. She told Reuters, “How can I be judged for falling in love? We live in the same city. I don’t control who I meet. I meet many people in art and music and film, but love is inexplicable.”

She also explained that their relationship wasn’t the cause of Mel’s divorce, saying, “I thought he was happily married until I was reassured otherwise.” And then she got knocked up. Funny how Mel, well known for his Catholicism, upholds the no condom rule but the cheating on the wife even if the marriage unhappy rule is flexible. ANYway.

The real point of the article though, is to point out that Oksana is a classically trained musician with an album being released on iTunes, so if you remember one thing about her, it’s that she makes music in addition to babies. “I’ve been working on my music all along, but eventually art has to be shared,” she says. “My heart is in writing and creation, but of course only when you share it with others, do you feel fully happy or fulfilled.” [Photo: GettyImages]