Celebrity Couples

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rumor We Love: Kanye West And Katy Perry Hooked Up At Paris Fashion Week

We did our best to plan Katy Perry’s rebound guy, but we never saw this one coming. Insiders at Paris Fashion Week are reporting — well, at least to MediaTakeout — that the pop queen hooked up with her “E.T.” duet partner Kanye West! The two were introduced by Katy’s BFF Rihanna several years earlier, but magic must have been in the air Sunday night in the city of love, because sparks were apparently flying between Yeezy and the newly single Katy.

Following his fashion show, Kanye reportedly gave Katy a lift to the after party in his Mercedes. “Katy and Kanye were near each other all night,” a witness told MediaTakeout. “Not all over each other, just close like they were trying to hide it. … And after about an hour, they both inconspicuously left together.” We don’t know if it’s for real, but a Kanye and Katy coupledom is definitely our beautiful dark twisted fantasy!

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Brett Ratner And Sandra Bullock Deny Dating Rumors. Thankfully.

Guys, guys, you can stop throwing up now! Brett Ratner and Sandra Bullock are not going out with each other! Despite what InTouch Magazine proclaimed on its cover via salacious blurb, the Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close actress and the defamed would-be Oscars producer/ homophobic comment-making director are not knocking…knocking…knocking boots. Oh boy, here comes our lunch again! “We think that it’s incredibly sad that in these times, this magazine would resort to complete fabrication, solely for financial gain,” Bullock and Ratner reported to The Huffington Post about the sexy, perturbing rumor. Thank goodness! We’ve been trying to eat the second half of this sandwich all day!

“There is not a shred of accuracy in their story,” their denial continued. “We have not seen nor spoken to each for over a decade. We both had a great time after the Oscars, just not with each other.” Phew! And with that, Brett can get back to directing The Rock in Hercules, Sandra can get back to filming the sci-fi thriler Gravity with George Clooney and you, dear reader, can get back to what you were doing before we busted in with the good news: trying not to barf over that alleged Lindsay Lohan/Terry Richardson hookup.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Name Their Newborn Son

It’s a boy and he already has a name! Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner had their third baby earlier this week, on February 27, in Santa Monica. He joins older sisters Violet, 6, and Seraphina, who is 3. Mom and Dad are having them like clockwork every three years, huh? We couldn’t wait to hear what they would name their first son, and we had a feeling it was going to be something charming and old-world, just like their daughters’ names. We were right. Ben announced on his Facebook page, “We are happy to announce on February 27, Jennifer gave birth to a healthy baby boy, Samuel Garner Affleck.” We also reckon that Ben is rather happy about the gender ratio evening out in the house. Congratulations to all of them. They’re the cutest family in Hollywood!

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Rumors We Love: Are Natalie Portman And Benjamin Millepied Secretly Married?

Could this be true? We were completely in love with the vintage Dior dress Natalie Portman wore to the 2012 Oscars, but the interwebs picked up on one very important accessory that fell through the gap with us. See that big old ring set on Natalie’s hand in both pictures above? It’s her left hand. Her babydaddy and fiance Benjamin Millepied also had a ring on his wedding finger. They got engaged in late 2012 without anyone knowing. Have they already sealed the deal with a secret wedding? Or was that just a huge ring to complement her boss diamond necklace? We’d be so happy for them if they were married but can’t help but feel cheated about seeing a fabulous wedding dress. So let the rumor cycle spin. Are they or they not Mr. and Mrs. Millepied-Portman?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jessica Biel Reminds Us (And Justin Timberlake) How Hot She Is

You can’t see us right now, but we’re frantically wiping Cheetos crumbs off us, brushing our hair and grabbing some concealer. And we know you’re doing the same too. Because that’s the effect these photographs of Jessica Biel had on us. And on you, so stop acting like you don’t know what we’re taking about. Is this really her version of casual Thursday? Because, and this is stating the obvious, how ridiculously chic is she looking? From the orange shades and just-the-right-amount-of-messy bun, to those ballet flats we’re betting are Chanel — it’s spot on. We’re also cursing our inability to look good in those pants. But the one thing we’re really drooling over and want to own desperately is that jacket and the broach clasp. Just gorgeous!

And because Jessica is such hot property, she hasn’t got her engagement ring on. We think she’s saying that you gotta really earn the right to have her proclaim she’s with you, J.T. Jess was visiting fiance Justin Timberlake on the set of his new movie Inside Llewyn Davis. Like we said, we don’t see no ring. Take note, Justin. ‘Cause girlfriend is on fire and you gotta keep up.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

by (@hallekiefer)

Khloe Kardashian Has Some Bad News For You Kim And Reggie Fans

It’s been almost two years since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush called it quits for realsies, but once the two were spotted hanging out together at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Sunday, tongues started wagging about them one again. Sadly, it seems Kim and Reggie’s rekindled relationship has only reached the level of “Casual Brunch Buddies” so far. “I think they both were just at the same place at the same time,” Khloe Kardashian claimed while calling into Ryan Seacrest‘s KIIS-FM show this morning. “I don’t think they were on a date together.” Yeah, we should have known. There is nothing romantic about a meal that includes hash browns. Nothing!

Personally, we can’t say we’d be completely surprised to see Kim and Reggie back together, though there is that little matter of how Kim allegedly cheated on him with Kanye. Oh right, and the fact that she’s still legally wedded to Kris Humphries. The point is, if it were to happen, at least one member of the Kardashian family would be onboard. “I love ‘The Bush and The Tush,’ ” Khloe admitted. “You can’t do much better than that.” Nor would we want to!

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Blake Lively Tells Elle She’s Only “Had Four Boyfriends In My Whole Life”

First let’s just get how good Blake Lively looks on the March cover of Elle out of the way. Because this is one of the best covers we’ve seen in a very long time. It’s chic, beautifully understated and the hair, makeup and styling is spot on. The shoot inside is a different story altogether, because can someone say steamy? What we find interesting in the interview is how Blake reveals, “I’ve had four boyfriends in my whole life. I’ve never been with anyone that’s not a boyfriend. If I spend time with a man, it’s because there’s somebody that I know well who has been a friend for a while.” Does this include Ryan Reynolds, her current flame? And Leonardo DiCaprio, the ex of a couple of months ago? And can someone point out that Blake is only 24 so her “whole life” doesn’t really apply here? Because we have a feeling we’re going to see a fair amount of A-Listers on Blake’s arm in the future.

[Photo: Elle Magazine]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jennifer Lopez And Casper Smart: United In Sunglasses And Coupledom

Jennifer Lopez has sunglasses on at night. Boyfriend Casper Smart is also wearing shades … because he’s a diva in training? Because you can only date J.Lo if you support her sartorial choices? Because he’s cool by association now? Whatever the reasons are, the sexy twosome made their way to Cipriani’s in New York after Jennifer made an appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman, where she responded to questions about her ex, Marc Anthony, FYI.

When asked what it was like working with Anthony on their show, Q’Viva! The Chosen, she said, “You know, its fun because we know each other so well, but it has its moments. The same things that … didn’t really work sometimes come up. You’re talking and you don’t agree on something and you’re like ‘Oh, be quiet!’ … You’ll see it on the show a little bit!” This is also what we’d like to call her “genteel diva” outfit. It’s all shades of fawn and looks very expensive. Check after the jump for a better look at it, and of Casper, of course. Read more…

by (@hallekiefer)

Are Steve-O And George Clooney Ex Elisabetta Canalis Really Dating?

Well, this is … unexpected. According to TMZ, George Clooney‘s ex Elisabetta Canalis and Jackass star Steve-O were spotted visiting the Trust Hair Salon in West Hollywood this weekend; rumor has it the two have reportedly been hanging out for the past month or so. We know what you’re thinking: “Just because they have the same stylist doesn’t mean they’re canoodling, you guys. Maybe they just have the same kind of problem scalp!” Let’s not be naive, shall we? On an unrelated note, could someone check and see if Sarah Larson is currently dating Wee Man? We just got a powerful premonition the answer is yes.

In case you had forgotten, Elisabetta was last seen rebounding with Necessary Roughness hottie Mehcad Brooks this fall, after splitting with Clooney over the summer. Steve-O was last seen drinking Preston Lacy‘s exercise sweat in Jackass 3D.  We guess Canalis really doesn’t have a type, unless it’s just generally “funny men who get paid to do the thing they love.” That must be it, because there is no way Clooney has been voluntarily hit in the junk nearly as many times as her new man. Meanwhile, George sits up at night watching Stacy Keibler sleep, all the while just…wondering.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Vanessa Paradis: Throw Johnny Depp Break-Up Rumors In “The Toilet”

We knew it couldn’t be true! If by “knew,” we meant “silently wept while praying.” Either way, we are pleased as punch that Johnny Depp‘s lady friend Vanessa Paradis stopped by France’s Grand Journal to shut down rumors about the couple’s eminent break-up. “Yes it’s false – of course it’s false!,” the French actress exclaimed on the show. “People say we are buying houses in the middle of nowhere, or that we have fifty two houses in France, All [of those rumors are] not too serious, but this latest one is a rumor which could cause a lot of harm to my family and my children.” We knew those house rumors weren’t true, either. What family has more than 10 houses per person? You’d have to invent a time machine just to live in them all! And we’re betting those time machine rumors aren’t true either!

Early this month tabloids claimed Paradis and Depp were already in the process of dissolving their relationship; the parents of two have been together since 1998. “These magazines end up in the fireplace or the toilet,” concluded Vanessa. The toilet! We would live in the toilet if it meant these two would keep quietly proving love exists. We would literally design, construct and raise a family in the bowl of a giant toilet. Don’t tempt us; we have very little else going on right now. And everything we own is already water-proof.

[Photo: Getty Images]