Celebrity Crime

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John Travolta’s Original Accuser Hires Attorney Gloria Allred And A Fourth Accuser Steps Forward

John Travolta's Fourth Sexual Harassment Accuser Steps Forward

Can’t a man just get one million massages in peace? Looks like the answer is no, seeing as how a fourth accuser has allegedly come forward with claims that John Travolta sexually harassed him. According to the personal trainer making the claims, Travolta inappropriately touched him at a gym. “The gym was opened as a courtesy to John Travolta so that he could avoid the public yet maintain his fitness in this physically challenging role that he was doing at the time. The gym employee says that John Travolta groped and fondled him against his will.” Oh lord, please don’t be referring to Face/Off. We don’t want anything sullying our memory of that amazing film.

Meanwhile, just because Travolta’s first accuser asked that his suit be dismissed does not mean he wants to forgo his day in court entirely. Instead, he has gone so far as to hire celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred to take his case. “I represent John Doe Number One,” Allred confirmed to People. “Mr. Doe’s lawsuit was dismissed without prejudice which means that he is still legally entitled to file another lawsuit against John Travolta if he chooses. We are in the process of conferring with him regarding the next steps, which he may wish to take.” Allred is well known for representing clients involved in controversial lawsuits, including transgender Miss Universe contestant

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John Travolta’s First Sexual Harassment Accuser Drops Case

John Travolta Sexual Harassment Accuser Drops Case

Looks like John Travolta will be returning to a life of seemingly non-stop massages soon enough! According to E! News, the first masseur to accuse the Savages actor of sexual harassment last week has officially moved to dismiss the case. No word on what caused the still-unnamed claimant to submit the notice of dismissal, but it might have something to do with the apparently dependencies in his story. Soon after the masseur claimed Travolta manhandled his manhood on January 16, photos of the actor in New York taken that exact same day cropped up, forcing the claimant to admit that he might have been confused about the date and time. We completely understand how that could happen though! It’s hard to remember all the A-list stars we rub down with fragrant oils too, let alone recall the dates and times they made an appointment. What are we supposed to do? Put it in an appointment book?

However, John shouldn’t slip back into that pillowy soft towel just yet. While lawyer Okorie Okorocha dismissed the first masseur as this client, he still represents the other masseur alleging sexual harassment at Travolta’s hand, a man who is currently seeking $2 million as recompense for Travolta’s alleged inappropriate touching. And that’s not even counting the cruise ship accuser! Since it’s only Tuesday, maybe you should go ahead and avoid all spa-related activities for the rest of the week, John. Or, you know, hire a female masseur. Might be worth a try!

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John Travolta Sued For Allegedly Grabbing Masseur’s Wiener

First comes the shock of being hired to massage John Travolta. Then comes the shock of John Travolta unexpectedly manhandling your junk. Allegedly. According to TMZ, an unnamed masseur is currently attempting to sue the Savages actor for inappropriate sexual contact. According to the suit, Travolta booked the masseur for a $200-an-hour massage appointment. Travolta then groped him, suggested he be allowed to give the masseur a “reverse massage,” and suggested “Come on dude, I’ll j— you off!!!” The actor also allegedly told the masseur that, “Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors in return for sexual activity.” Shockingly, the masseur turned down Travolta’s overtures, and his suit seeks over $2 million dollars, roughly the same amount we would pay to hear John Travolta say “reverse massage” while in character as Vinnie Barbarino. Or as the alien from Battlefield Earth.

Now, John Travolta gay rumors have been around forever; writer Robert Randolph even published a book entitled You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again which promised to reveal details about Travolta’s alleged same-sex exploits. Rumors that John Travolta is going around sexually harassing people, however, is a new one on us, so we’re going to take these allegations with a grain of salt. According to Travolta’s rep, “This lawsuit is a complete fiction and fabrication.  None of the events claimed in the suit ever occurred.” Either way, we just hope this story has a…has a…has a happy ending! We did it everybody! Hurray! We’ve kept the same sense of humor we had when we were 13! We couldn’t have done it without you, John!

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Matthew Fox’s New DUI Is Probably Not Going To Help His Efforts To Get Back To The Island

Matthew Fox Arrested For DUI

How are you going to make it back to the island if you have to be held in the drunk tank overnight, Jack? You’re just lucky you don’t need a driver’s license to travel back in time. That’s…that’s what happened on Lost, right? We’re still not 100% clear on the mythology. What is 100% clear, however, is the fact that Lost star Matthew Fox has some serious issues with alcohol, as evidenced by his DUI arrest in his home state of Oregon last night. According to TMZ, Fox was arrested at 3:23am while he and a passenger were attempting to drive to a fast food joint…in another dimension! Is that what happened on Lost maybe? Do you think Matthew Fox has to drink to deal with the uncertainty of the series’ finale? No, that’s terrible. Just because that’s why we drink doesn’t mean we should be projecting it onto anyone else….

Of course, getting busted in the middle of the night while sating his munchies is only the second most embarrassing booze-related thing Matthew Fox has supposedly done in the past year. Last August the actor was arrested for…um…allegedly punching a Cleveland party bus driver in the crotch. In all sincerity, we hope Fox gets some help for his ongoing problem. We forget more and more details about Lost each passing day, and we don’t want to have to rewatch the whole thing just to update you on one guy’s arrest record.

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Wiz Khalifa Busted For…Oh Come On, You Know What He Was Busted For

According to TMZ, Wiz Khalifa was busted for marijuana possession because of course he was. This is Wiz Khalifa we’re talking about! He’s making a stoner comedy…with Snoop Dogg! How many other people on the planet have a seven minute joint rolling tutorial on YouTube? Huh? Okay, probably a lot, but Wiz is certainly one of them!

Amber Rose‘s man has never been shy about his overwhelming love of ganja, at least not if his Instagrams have anything to say about it. While staying at a Holiday Inn in Nashville, Tennessee, police reportedly showed up to the rapper’s room after a fellow patron complained about the intense smell of marijuana, a feature which was almost certainly not mentioned in the Holiday Inn brochure. When confronted by the authorities, Wiz allegedly “tossed” a bag of weed in an attempt to hide it, but of course police located it. Wiz just…threw a bag of marijuana somewhere? Unless he could throw it onto a moving train, that plan was clearly not going to pan out. Luckily for Wiz, he only ended up with a citation. Hmnm, maybe this happened on 4/20 and the police were feeling generous? Or maybe they were feeling generous because they got to meet Wiz Khalifa? Yeah, it was definitely one of the two!

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Lindsay Lohan Throws Herself A Pantsuit Party To Celebrate The End Of Probation

Like Hilary Rodham Clinton said during the 2008 Presidential Election, “This pantsuit is made out of asbestos tonight.” We thought we would never, ever be able to use that phrase in a post, but here we are, and here is Lindsay Lohan, finally completing her formal probation requirements. After her courtroom visit today Lindsay is officially off probation for her 2007 DUI conviction five years after the fact; she is still on informal probation for last year’s jewelry theft, but as long as Lohan takes care not to break any laws, she will be completely free in another 2 1/2 years. See, we had a good feeling about this just as soon as we saw her in that pale blue number. It’s the kind of pantsuit the Virgin Mary herself might wear…

Earlier this week there were rumblings that Lindsay might have violated her probation by allegedly striking Hookah Lounge manager Thaer Kamala with her car two weeks ago. Luckily for Lilo, the L.A. County Probation Department determined she had not. “I know it’s kinda hard when people are following you all over the place … but that’s the life you chose,” Judge Stephanie Sautner admonished Lohan before court was adjourned today. “Stop nightclubbing and focus on your work.” Your Honor, have you seen that pantsuit? As long as she has it on, Lindsay is never going to stop working.

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Bobby Brown Busted For DUI

Whitney Houston’s former husband R&B legend Bobby Brown has just been arrested this afternoon in Los Angeles on suspicion of driving under the influence. Cops are telling TMZ that the singer was pulled over in Reseda, CA at 12:20 PM for talking on the cell phone, and was then given a field sobriety test. He is being held at a jail in Van Nuys, but his associates are reportedly making  moves to bail him out. It’s unknown at this time what substance he was taking at the time of the arrest. This is the 43-year-old’s second DUI offense. He was arrested back in 1996 and spent 8 days in a Georgia jail.

It’s been a rough time for the Brown family in the wake of Whitney’s passing. Daughter Bobbi Kristina was hospitalized for anxiety in the days following, and now she’s rumored to be romantically linked (and possibly engaged) to her adopted brother, Nick Gordon. Could the strain of the past few weeks pushed Bobby to relapse into more of his well documented drug abuse? This arrest comes four days after Whitney’s toxicology report revealed drugs in her system. Might that news have lead to a bender? More details to follow…

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Um…Did Chris Brown Steal A Woman’s Cell Phone Outside Of A Club?

Chris Brown has been all over the news and inside your ear holes and lodged in your brain cavity this week due to his two new collabos with Rihanna (as well as the alleged Chris Brown Rihanna reunion that’s supposedly been going on). But has Chris Brown also been outside of America’s clubs stealing people’s phones, too? A woman named Christal Spann says yes. According to Spann, she was at Miami club Cameo on Sunday when she attempted to snap a photo of Brown and rapper Tyga as they got into their car. Chris allegedly “reached though his car window and snatched her phone from her hands.” Brown then supposedly hissed, “B—-, you ain’t going to put that on no website.” Unfortunately for Chris, he did not stop to think that saying something like that…is exactly what would get him put on a website.

Spann has since filed a police report in the hopes of retrieving her phone. The Miami Beach Police Department told Access Hollywood that Chris Brown has not been charged, but that an arrest warrant was being prepared. Most importantly, Brown is reportedly still under probation for his 2009 assault on Rihanna. Hopefully the details aren’t quit as clear as they seem, or else Chris is really going to wish he has just smiled and said cheese.

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Robin Thicke Busted For Pot Possession

In case you were wondering whether singer Robin Thicke‘s buttery smoothness was natural or herbally-enhanced…well, this doesn’t really clarify anything, does it? It does, however, shed light on what he does to relax, seeing as how cops busted the singer as he sparked up in a Cadillac Escalade on East 21st Street in Manhattan this afternoon. We can’t say we took Thicke for a huge ganja fan, though we guess that does explain why he went on that diatribe about Paul Patton’s orgasms in Essence back in December. That was not the rational decision of a lucid mind!

Robin joins a recent grab bag of celebs who’ve been arrested for marijuana possession since the new year, including Snoop Dogg and Mirror, Mirror star Armie Hammer. According to TMZ, Thicke was allegedly polite, even signing a few autographs during his arrest. Thankfully the singer was soon released. The man cannot live without his silk pajamas and cognac, and we are 99% those are contraband in prison.

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Madonna’s Stalker On The Loose After Escaping From Psych Hopsital

Madonna may be on top of the world after her stellar Super Bowl performance and the release of her hot new single, but now she’s got some pretty terrifying news to deal with. Her convicted stalker has reportedly escaped from his mental healthcare facility and is currently on the loose in Los Angeles. The LAPD released a statement today saying that the patient, 54-year-old Robert Dewey Hoskins, “is a very psychotic man when not taking his medication and has very violent tendencies.”

Hoskins was arrested back in 1996 for stalking the super star, and sentenced to ten years in state prison. According to court testimony, the man repeatedly showed up at Madonna’s Hollywood estate and made threats to kill her, her body guards and her personal assistants. “I feel incredibly disturbed that the man who repeatedly threatened my life is sitting across the room from me,” Madonna said during the trial. “I feel we are making his fantasies come true.” She also admitted to having nightmares where she was being chased. Anyone with information on Hoskins’ whereabouts are urged to get in contact with the Los Angeles Police Department. Hang in there, Madge!

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