Celebrity Crime

by (@hallekiefer)

Michael Lohan Pleads Not Guilty To Domestic Violence Charge

Tally up these domestic abuse allegations, and Michael Lohan is looking more like a movie villain every day. Earlier today Michael Lohan plead not guilty to a misdemeanor charge of inflicting injury on a cohabitant. Michael Lohan’s domestic abuse charge stems from an incident in March between Lohan and ex-fiance Kate Major. However, it looks like Lohan’s awful reputation does not proceed him, seeing as how he was spotted kissing on lady friend Leanne Kauffman (pictured above) at 879 Lounge in Philly last Saturday. His trial starts July 5; let’s just hope Lohan is safely imprisoned before he can complete his alleged master plan: Michael Lohan’s yacht rehab reality show, which would supposedly film recovering addicts on a luxury ship. If you wrote this in a screenplay, you would be laughed out of your development meeting….or Michael Bay would immediately make it for $300 million.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Cali Swag District’s M-Bone Killed In Drive-By Shooting

This cold Monday just got even colder. Sources are reporting that Cali Swag District member M-Bone was killed last night in his hometown of Inglewood, California. The “Teach Me How To Dougie” rapper, whose real name is Montae Talbert, was the victim of an apparent drive-by shooting. He was 22 years old. According to TMZ, M-Bone was standing by his car outside of a liquor store when shots were fired. Detectives are still investigating a motive, but they suspect the act was random. M-Bone was taken a to a local hospital and pronounced dead on arrival.

Cali Swag District leader C-Smoove tweeted this morning, “Ma life changed drastically in the blink of an eye. RIP M-Bone.” We send our thoughts and warm wishes out to his friends and family. Check out the video that made them famous below, and do the Dougie one more time in M-Bone’s honor.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Lindsay Avoids Jail, Gets Sentenced To House Arrest

Well it looks like Lindsay Lohan’s not going to jail after all. Sorry all you felons out there who were hoping for your big chance to reenact scenes from Mean Girls and The Parent Trap. Although she’s still serving 120 days for (allegedly) attempting to steal a necklace, TMZ is reporting that the time will be spent in the comforts of her own home. You know, that place with her own bed, fridge and all of her stuff. Oh, and also Lindsay’s house arrest will be more like 14 days as opposed to 120. So really, it’s less like a jail sentence and more like a court appointed “time out.” That’s cool, whatever it takes to bring her terrifying reign of pointless light theft to an end.

In addition to that, Lindsay is also required to complete 480 hours of community service during her probation period. She must attend a court date on June 17th to begin serving her time, but it’s expected that the actress will appeal the decision and delay serving her sentence. To which we say…why the hell would you do that!? We’d LOVE to have a court mandated excuse to stay at home for two weeks and play xBox!

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by (@hallekiefer)

Oksana Grigorieva Drops Domestic Violence Claim Against Mel Gibson

Does this mean we can go see The Beaver and not feel like horrible people? Don’t get us wrong, we’ll still be people with horrible, horrible taste, but seeing as how Oksana Grigorieva dropped her Mel Gibson domestic abuse charge in court today, maybe the slow, grim nightmare of Gibson’s court room drama is finally drawing to a close? And we love movies with puppets in them!

TMZ reported earlier today that Griorieva also asked to have the protective order against Gibson dropped as well, possibly as a sign that she is willing to settle their custody case over daughter Lucia. Regardless of the outcome of their current legal battle, Gibson plead “no contest” to a misdemeanor battery charge back in March. So we’ll hold off on getting tickets to The Beaver for now…at least until they invent a time machine capable of taking us back before this tawdry saga ever took place.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Lilo Surprises Leno, Gets A Standing O

Lindsay Lohan gave Jay Leno’s studio audience quite a shock last night when she stopped by The Tonight Show studios for an unscheduled interview. The taped segment, which is set to air tonight, is the first time Lindsay has broken her silence since being sentenced to jail on Friday. Despite her troubles, Lilo received a hot welcome from his audience, who reportedly rose to their feet in applause when she walked into the set.

The bulk of their chat obviously revolved around her legal issues. According to RadarOnline, she admitted to feeling “kind of dumb” about the whole thing, and the sentence of 120 days in jail “left her numb.” In addition to her jail time, Lindsay also faces 480 hours of community service stemming from felonly theft charges. But she did seem hopeful for the future, apparently confirming her role as John Gotti Jr’s wife in the upcoming Gotti: Three Generations.

Lindsay has been fielding many offers to appear on big name talk shows, but those close to the actress say that she chose Leno because she feels “grateful” to him. “He has been nothing by good to her and her family over the years,” a source told TMZ, “and has always been protective of her.”

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