Guys, if you wish hard enough of something, you can have it. That’s the moral of this story. No, you can’t, sorry. Not unless you’re Ryan Lochte, clearly. Apparently, people are talking about Ryan making out with Carmen Electra at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood earlier this week. Says a source — and you can almost hear the glee in their voice, ” They were in a booth together and he had his arm around her and they were kissing on the lips. At one point, they were standing up and kissing and everyone saw them. They did not leave together, and I am not sure if they will see each other again. But they have been tweeting and instagraming back and forth.” They totally have been. The picture you see above is one which Carmen tweeted, writing, “So nice to meet u. JEAH!!!” Ryan also instagrammed one of him holding her tight, writing, “Me and beautiful carmenelectra my biggest crush since childhood. Finally meeting her. #jeah” Why is this not just your regular old possible Hollywood hook-up. ‘Cause Ryan really did most possibly make out with the woman he’s crushed on since he was a kid. And she’s still super fine. He’s even talked about his hots for Carmen, telling the The Daily Buzz, “Growing up, I’ve always looked at Carmen Electra.” See, some dreams do come true.
Rihanna is surrounded by hotties of all genders in the upcoming action flick Battleship (plus some kind of alien death ships? Which are sort of hot in a different way? ), but there’s only one costar in particular that left the “Talk That Talk” singer with a schoolgirl crush. “I fell in love with [Liam Neeson] when I watched Taken and I was so star-struck, I couldn’t even look at him on set,” RiRi gushed to British mag Company. “I just had to shut down completely. Then he asked me for a picture with him to send to his son and I was like, ‘Send me this picture, I want it too!’ ” We understand completely, girl. We saw The Grey in theaters, after all.
While Neeson might be the king of Rihanna‘s heart, it sounds like Alexander Skarsgard is the king of her body parts. On a related note, did you see what we did there? “Oh my god, [Alexander Skarsgard]’s so hot!” she exclaimed. “I mean, I went from gawking at him for hours every time I watched True Blood DVDs back-to-back on tour, then BOOM! He’s on set.” Don’t feel bad just because you’re the only hottie who RiRi didn’t name check, Taylor Kitsch. Maybe you’ll get cast in The Grey 2. Like if Liam isn’t available or something?
We appreciate a good old fashioned girl crush as much as the next middle schooler, but these gushy Reese Witherspoon Jennifer Aniston make out comments makes us want to hide behind some tubas in the band room. “There’s not that many people actually that have this incredible combination of sex appeal and complete lovabililty,” Reese raved about Jen at the ELLE‘s 18th Annual Women in Hollywood Tribute. “You just want to get your nails done with her, and you want to make out with her at the same time . . . at least I do!” Oh, just announce it to the whole cafeteria, why don’t you, Reese? By homeroom tomorrow, the entire school will know!
Witherspoon continued to praise her former Friends sister, who offered a nervous Witherspoon advice when she stopped by to play Aniston’s onscreen sibling in 1999. “[She said], ‘You’re going to make a mistake and you’re going to flip your line and whatever — and the audience is going to love it. Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself,” Reese recalled, before laughing, “First we get our nails done, then we make out! It’s totally awesome. That’s because she’s MY friend, not yours!” Hmm, just don’t let Justin Theroux find out when you’re in gym class, girl. You know that guy has a motorcycle, right?
We cannot tell you how hilarious it is to see Selena Gomez fangirling over Shia LaBeouf, who she’s had a massive crush on for a while now (sorry, Justin Bieber). Like, we’re talking Selenita hearts Shia LB, for real. The proof is in the video, in which her handlers trick her into thinking she was about to talk to some fans. The reaction when she finds Shia in the dressing room is genuinely funny because she bolts out of the room! Our Transformer dude had to run after her and you can see literally wanting to die when he greets her. That’s what we’d do if we found Robert Pattinson… but we doubt he’d run after us.
Through all the blushing, the level of her OMG! is visibly sky high. It’s so nice to see a celebrity crush like a regular person (read: us) on another celebrity. Post her meeting, Selena can’t stop giggling and talking about how handsome Shia is and she’s so giddy her voice starts getting progressively high pitched. Selena tweeted the video too, with a message that summed it all, “Best….. Day….. Ever.”
It looks like all of that Hermoine/Draco fan fiction you’ve been slaving over for the past ten years was thisclose to playing out in real-life, as Emma Watson’s Tom Felton crush gets revealed in her new Seventeen interview. The Snape/Hagrid stuff…not so much. “He was my first crush,” Watson says about her fellow Hogwarts student. “He totally knows. We talked about it — we still laugh about it. We are really good friends now, and that’s cool.” Sure, Felton laughs about it until Watson’s out of earshot, then weeps with regret under a pile of old Sorting Hats in the prop closet.
TheHarry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 actress says her “huge crush” on Felton faded away after the first two Harry Potter films, but Emma Watson’s dating life still has her figuring out how to find the next malevolent wizard of her dreams. “I’m so impatient – It’s one of my worst traits,” Watson says. “If I want to see someone, I want to see them, and if I don’t, then I don’t. My friends are always telling me I have to play hard to get because I’ll pretty much say to a guy, ‘I like you – let’s go hang out.’ But my friends are like, ‘You can’t do that! You have to string this guy along. It’s a nightmare.” Sure, but not so much of a nightmare as realizing that you missed the chance to make the romantic fantasies of millions of fans comes true. Alan Rickman and Robbie Coltrane, there’s still time for you to make it work!
Gentlemen, prepare to have your Valentine’s Day plans reduced to rubble by Owl City‘s Adam Young’s valentine to Taylor Swift. Apparently last year Swift hinted at a crush on the “Fireflies” singer, confessing that she wrote “Enchanted” “about this guy that I met in New York City, and I had talked to him on email or something before, but I had never met him. And meeting him, it was this overwhelming feeling of: I really hope that you’re not in love with somebody.” Well, Young got the hint, but only after he realized Swift had hidden the letters A-D-A-M in the song’s liner notes as well as incorporated the word “wonderstruck” from one of the emails they had exchanged. “Everything about you is beautiful. You’re an immensely charming girl with a wonderful heart and more grace and elegance than I know how to describe,” Adam replied to Taylor on his website. “You are a true princess from a dreamy fairy tale; a modern Cinderella. I’m terribly sorry it’s taken me such a long time to reply but I figured Valentine’s Day was the perfect time to write this note to you and simply say… I was enchanted to meet you, too.” Boom! That’s the sound of your bouquet of red roses and heart-shaped box of chocolates being blown out of the water.
We actually think this pairing is perfect; Adam and Taylor both wear their hearts on their sleeves in a darling cartoon-woodland-creature sort of way. As if all that sweetness wasn’t enough, Young changed the lyrics to Swift’s Enchanted, singing “I was never in love with someone else / I never had somebody waiting on me / ‘Cause you were all of my dreams come true / And I just wish you knew / Taylor I was so in love with you.” Might as well take your girls to Arby’s, fellas. There ain’t no competing with this guy.
“I believe she had a crush on him,” Dr. Ryan’s friend Dawn DaLuise said in an interview to Radar.Ã‚Â “I believe she was romantically obsessed with him… she saw him as a night in shining armor.” DaLuise also challenges Heidi’s claim that Dr. Ryan wanted her to be his personal Barbie Doll. According to her, it was the other way around.Ã‚Â “He sent texts and emails to friends saying that she wanted to be a Barbie, she wanted to look exactly like a Barbie. He presented why he didn’t think it was a good idea.”
This raises the age old question: did she love him because of his plastic surgery skills, or did she get plastic surgery because she loved him? Or is this all crap? It’s probably that last one. But let’s pretend it’s not. Suddenly Heidi’s terrifying body transformation seems like a charming romantic comedy come to life! Sort of.
It’s a classic: Heidi was too shy (and too married) to ask him out, so she kept making other excuses to see him. A boob job here, a tummy tuck there. He won’t suspect anything. But after the anesthesia knocked her out, Heidi’s dreams were filled with visions of Dr. Frank.Ã‚Â Maybe that whole divorce with Spencer was real after all, and she was going to leave him for Dr. Ryan. Didn’t they reunite right after the doctor’s untimely death?
We have done it. We have cracked The Speidi Code. Or maybe there’s a simpler answer.
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