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Drew Barrymore’s Ex Justin Long Is Dating Kate Mara

Justin Long Dating Kate Mara

The last major boyfriend that we kept hearing about before Drew Barrymore started dating, and eventually married Will Kopelman was Justin Long. They were, allegedly, on and off, but always looked so adorable when spotted together. But life goes on, and Drew is expecting her first baby with her new hubby, and sources are abuzz with the fact that Justin has a new main squeeze as well. Apparently, the actor is dating Rooney Mara‘s older sister, Kate Mara. It’s reportedly a “very new relationship,” and the duo were seen getting their couple on in New York this weekend, where Kate took him out for his birthday, according to Us Weekly.

That was on the second of this month, FYI. Coincidentally, that’s also the same day Drew got married! So her wedding anniversary is on his birthday, which has to be a tiny bit weird, right? No? OK — back to the happy bit. The couple that watches musicals together, stays together. That’s our new thing. Long and Mara went to see Jesus Christ Superstar on Broadway late last month. A source reveals, “They were awesome and came backstage after to meet the cast.” We can totally see this working out. They look cute together!

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by (@hallekiefer)

We Came This Close To Seeing Drew Barrymore And Christian Bale As A Celebrity Couple

Drew Barrymore And Christian Bale Once

Chrew? Dristian? BarryBale? We swear we would have done a way better of coming up with clever couple nicknames if Christian Bale and Drew Barrymore‘s teen romance had actually panned out. “We went to see some bloody awful horror film, and that was the end of it,” Bale allegedly told GQ Australia about the actress. “She never called again.” First of all….you know you can call too, right? What if their entire romantic history fell by the wayside because Christian just didn’t know American dating etiquette? Second of all, that’s kind of a shame. We like imagining Bale’s gruff method actor commitment paired with Drew’s sunny disposition. They would make a perfect couple! Or a perfect crime-solving duo on an ABC prime time crime procedural! They’d be great doing something together, is what we’re trying to say.

Also…we find the whole “Drew didn’t call” thing a little hard to believe. This is the same woman who called Tom Green. Repeatedly. Until they were married for a year. That being said, obviously it was for the best. Christian is happily married to spouse Sibi Blazic, with whom he has seven-year-old daughter Emmeline; Drew is pregnant with her first child with fiance Will Kopelman. You guys could still solve crimes together though! Christian’s Dark Night run is almost over and Drew, yeah, you’re going to want to switch to a 9-to-5 soon enough.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jason Segel Talks About Dating Michelle Williams, Is Already The Best Boyfriend

We kind of suspected Jason Segel would be an awesome boyfriend to have, what with the taping photos of his new girlfriend to his phone and the being obsessed with the Muppets and all. Now that The 5 Year Engagement actor is opening up about his budding relationship with Michelle Williams, we are patting ourselves on the back for being right. “I think we would just very much like to be happy. That’s all I’m going to say about it,” Segel told Extra when asked about dating the My Week With Marilyn actress. We would just very much like to be happy. How sweet is that? And they’ve only been going out for, what, three weeks? We’re going to try our best not to be jealous of Michelle Williams, but first she can pull off a pixie cut and now this… It is going to be a struggle.

Not that Jason is completely without baggage; his naked junk has appeared on a few tens of thousands of movie screens in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But that’s not who he is! Clearly he’s evolving! “He’s a man-boy! He used to be a boy-boy and now he’s a man-boy,” joked Emily Blunt, Jason’s costar in the upcoming rom-com. “I think I might even be becoming a man-man… potentially!” Jason claimed. We can’t even imagine how awesome Jason Segel will be as a man-man. Will you let us know, Michelle? What’s that? You can’t hear us because we’re talking to ourselves? Alright then.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Sorry To Crush Your ’70s Show Dreams, But Ashton And Mila Aren’t Dating

From the moment we first saw Jackie screech at Kelso for being a horny bonehead on That ’70s Show, we knew it was true love. We’re just surprised it took 14 years for Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher to catch up to their characters. Allegedly. Recent rumors claimed that the two had been seen out on several dates together, including one evening in particular when they were snapped looking cozy at Asanebo in Studio City before retiring to Kutcher’s home. “Ashton was touching Mila’s hand and Mila was all dressed up. She looked hot; this was definitely more than a dinner between friends — this was a full on date,” an X17Online photographer, who snapped the pair, claims. Man, it’s life imitating art! Except Jackie started dating Hyde and Kelso started dating Eric’s sister Laurie, so…hopefully not.

While Ashton was linked to both Rihanna and screenwriter Lorene Scafaria earlier this spring (and, you know, technically isn’t divorced from Demi Moore yet), Mila complained in Bazaar‘s March issue that she hadn’t been asked out in a year. Seems like they’re both in the mood for love! Or something sort of similar! Sadly, Gossip Cop has since reported that Kunis’s rep denied the couple have been canoodling, pointing out that they have “been friends for a long time.” It’s hard to get out of that friend zone, we guess, which is why Mila will never date Wilmer Valeramma. We said, Mila will never date Wilmer Valderamma. Do you hear us?

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by (@hallekiefer)

Those Lana Del Rey/ Axl Rose Dating Rumors Are False, Says All That Is Holy

Any way they’re just dating ironically? Rumors have been swirling about a potential Axl Rose/Lana Del Rey love match after Lana was spotted rocking out at two consecutive Guns N’ Roses concerts in L.A. recently; the pair were most recently seen climbing into the same SUV and leaving Chateau Marmont together last Friday. Um, hoo boy. Uh…maybe Axl just wanted to name of Lana’s colorist? Or to exchange deep conditioning tips? Or to make the moms of the world gasp audibly, then clutch the front of their blouses while shaking their heads in disappointment?

Luckily for us and/or our lunches, Guns N’ Roses guitarist DJ Ashba says the two singers are not bumping strawberry blond uglies. On a related note, we are so, so sorry for that mental image. “I don’t think they’re dating,” Ashba scoffed to TMZ. If you’re thinking their alleged canoodling sounds like, well, the premise of a Lana Del Rey song, you are frighteningly correct. Turns out, Del Rey had previously recorded a little ditty entitled “Axl Rose Husband,” which makes this whole thing feel something ripped from Satan’s vision board. Oh, of course the Lord of the Underworld uses The Secret; how else would these two crazy kids have even met?

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by (@hallekiefer)

There Are So Many Photos Of Kim And Kanye’s Date In NYC, It’s Like We’re There!

Wow, looks like the song worked, Yeezy! Less than a day after we heard Kanye confess to falling love with Kim Kardashian in his new song “Theraflu”, the two love birds have been photographed approximately one million times in each other’s company in New York. Lunching at Serafina’s, shopping at Jeffrey’s, picking up a few things at FAO Schwartz, and that’s just today! Us Weekly reports that Kim and Kanye allegedly spent an evening at the theater last night seeing the Macbeth-inspired show Sleep No More, before mooning over each other during a concert at Manderlay Bar. It must be true love if they are really highly visible, right? Take some notes, Hova and Bey!

But while you could basically make a flip book of Kim and Kanye’s recent romantic adventures, we still can’t tell anything about their relationship. A picture might be worth a thousand words, but do you really think Kanye and Kim are doing much talking? So we used our imagination to fill in the blanks:

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Jeremy Renner Sighs About Being Lonely, Complains About Ex-Girlfriend

Yes, Jeremy Renner might have survived an ax fight and picked up the action hero slack in both the Mission: Impossible and Bourne series, but that doesn’t mean he can’t have feelings! One feeling in particular, actually: loneliness. “People had full-on mental breakdowns; I did,” Renner told The Hollywood Reporter about shooting The Hurt Locker. “Pure loneliness, that’s what it came down to.” Misting up over his recently deceased French bulldog Franklin, Renner also admitted, “”He was my solution for being so lonely.” Oh no! There aren’t enough ax fights in the world to distract you from a puppy funeral!

Sadly, our eyes went from filling with tears to rolling around in their sockets (like tiny sprinklers!) when Renner took a moment out from his crushing ennui to rag on an ex-girlfriend. “That was part of the issue,” he says of his split from ex Jes Macallan, who apparently made the mistake of deciding to become an actress while dating Jeremy. “I was going through the Hurt Locker campaign and she’s like, ‘Where do I get headshots?’ ” Wow, Jeremy. You must have felt like the loneliest man who ever lonely-ed! Here, sit on this mountain top and consider humanity’s ineffable solitude. Also…you can cry some more about that puppy thing if you want. We know we will.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Rihanna Cannot Believe You Just Asked Her About Dating Ashton Kutcher

Rihanna knows her love life is none of your business. You know Rihanna’s love life is none of your business. We all know Rihanna’s love life is none of our business and, more importantly, we know exactly how RiRi will react if she was suddenly peppered with questions about canoodling Ashton Kutcher: not well. “Will we be seeing a certain Mr. Kutcher perhaps making a trip over here?,” a reporter named Sarah tentatively asked the Talk That Talk singer at the Battleship press conference in London. “Wow, how disappointing was that question,” Rihanna replied in a total deadpan, while fixing the reporter with a withering glare. Please do yourself a favor and watch the video after the jump; RiRi’s ice queen facial reaction is…beyond priceless.

When the panel moderator attempted to move their conversation past the uncomfortable silence, RiRi added, “I’m happy and I’m single, if that’s what you’re really asking.” Haha, it was, Rihanna! Please excuse Sarah while she crawls into this ravine now! Luckily Rihanna was able to laugh it off with costar Brooklyn Decker at the film’s photocall. We’d like to imagine RiRi gasping, “Did you see the look on her face when I said ‘disappointing’? And I didn’t even answer the question! So, so good!”

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Calm Down Already! Ryan Gosling And Eva Mendes Did Not Break Up!

Despite the fact that he was allegedly seen eating food within a four foot radius of another human being this weekend, Ryan Gosling has not dumped his lady love of six months Eva Mendes. So knock it off with the loud, heart-wrenching sobs already! While the U.K.’s Daily Mail made the argument that Ryan Gosling’s dinner date this weekend with a German model in Cape Town, South Africa implies he is giving Eva the boot, further evidence suggests that Gosling never even left Thailand, where he has been filming the upcoming crime drama Only God Forgives. The whole thing sounded pretty fishy to us; the only place Ryan Gosling can teleport is in our fan fiction! Besides, we assume Ryan dines exclusively with models. It’s not a vanity thing; the man just wouldn’t want to embarrass any of us “normals” by making people compare us to him. It’s really considerate when you think about it.

Fortunately Eva’s rep has since denied to the Daily Mail that the two have split and, according to Us Weekly, a source close to the The Place Beyond The Pines costars also confirms the two are going strong. So does that make you feel better? Hey, hey, hey…who’s our big boy or girl? Here are some Kleenexes. It’s going to be okay.

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

Rumor We Love: Kanye West And Katy Perry Hooked Up At Paris Fashion Week

We did our best to plan Katy Perry’s rebound guy, but we never saw this one coming. Insiders at Paris Fashion Week are reporting — well, at least to MediaTakeout — that the pop queen hooked up with her “E.T.” duet partner Kanye West! The two were introduced by Katy’s BFF Rihanna several years earlier, but magic must have been in the air Sunday night in the city of love, because sparks were apparently flying between Yeezy and the newly single Katy.

Following his fashion show, Kanye reportedly gave Katy a lift to the after party in his Mercedes. “Katy and Kanye were near each other all night,” a witness told MediaTakeout. “Not all over each other, just close like they were trying to hide it. … And after about an hour, they both inconspicuously left together.” We don’t know if it’s for real, but a Kanye and Katy coupledom is definitely our beautiful dark twisted fantasy!

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