What’s even sadder than knowing that Simon Cowell’s blind date with Denise Richards didn’t work out? Knowing that the whole thing probablynever actually happened. “She is gorgeous,” the X-Factor creator told Howard Stern about Richards while visiting Stern’s Sirius XM show earlier this week. “I liked her a lot, I think she’s cute, funny, a bit of a wacko…but I like that.” Cowell claims that the two met up for a blind date a few years ago, only to have Denise show up eight months pregnant and carrying a tiny dog in purse. That’s pretty much how all of our OKCupid dates start out, so….nothing seems amiss yet.
Unfortunately Denise Richards denied dating Simon Cowell, and not just because her morning sickness left her extremely sensitive to sight of his plunging v-necks. Instead, Denise says she didn’t realize they were trying to make a love connection in the first place. “I was at a group dinner 8mo pregnant not sure how thats considered a date,news to me! if I was being set up I didn’t know it!,” Richards tweeted last night. “s–t I wish I knew that it was a date!!! He’s a hot piece of ass!” Aw, Denise thinks he’s hot? Well, maybe it’s time to give this dating thing another try then. Only this time…they can both bring their dog purses.
Listen. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of millions of hearts shattering to the strains of “It’s A Small World After All”. It looks like our favorite earth quakin’, fight breakin’ heroRyan Gosling has a new lady love in his life…and sadly, it isn’t Rachel McAdams again. Ryan spent the weekend canoodling around Disneyland with his The Place Beyond The Pines costar, Eva Mendes. Exclusive pics from Us Weekly show the two holding hands and kissing. *Gasp* Not in front of Goofy, guys! “They were very playful,” a fellow Disney reveler told Us. “Eva was skipping around like a little girl…She would lean into him and she held his arm the entire time.” They rode rides together, and sampled the park’s finest fairground cuisine, including churros, cotton candy and corn-on-the-cob. “She fed him,” said an observer.
According to a source on the set of their new movie, the twosome have been moving toward more-than-costars status for quite some time. “It hasn’t been a secret how excited Eva’s been to film with him, and she’s always joked with us about how gorgeous he is,” they told US. “She’s never been shy about having the hots for him! There’s always been this strong chemistry…this was just a matter of time.” We can only imagine the passionate wet kisses under Splash Mountain. Disneyland may the happiest place on Earth for them, but it just crushed an untold number of fan girl/boy dreams. The Mickey Mouse giveth, and the Mickey Mouse taketh away.
Seeing as how everyone and their wise-cracking grandma have received one, Linda Hamilton’s Marine Ball invite shouldn’t be that surprising, except for that part about how sheÃ‚Â invited herselfÃ¢â‚¬Â¦to go with Betty White’s Marine. “Rumor has it that you like your actresses vintage,” Hamilton says in a video to Sgt. Ray Lewis, who had unsuccessfully asked out the Hot In Cleveland star. “I thought I would just take a shot here and try to find youÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ Look, I know that I am no Betty White, but I would be really, really thrilled — if you can’t find anybody else, and I know that’s unlikely — to go to the ball with you. I could go!” Oh girl, no. Would Mila Kunis beg? Forget that; would Rose Nylund beg?
Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus’s Marine Ball invite came courtesy of one Private First Class Hart, who suggests they could “Party In the U.S.A.” Doesn’t he know Miley can’t be tamed? At least Hamilton and her potential date have a few things in common like really jacked arms and…um..a palpable aura of desperation?
Girrrrrrrrrl! Looks like someone is sayingÃ‚Â “Wilmer Valderrama who?” Well, her and everyone else in America. According to E!, rumors are circulating that Demi Lovato and Ryan Phillippe are dating, and have been for several months. Recently the relationship has cooled off some, in large part due to the birth of Phillippe’s baby with ex Alexis Knapp two weeks ago. “It was really hot and heavy for a while,” a source claim. The same person also alleged that Lovato wasn’t completely certain of Phillippe’s impending fatherhood “until it basically happened. It kind of threw her for a loop.” Yeah, maybe we’re old-fashioned, but that sounds like more of a third date confession to us.
Despite hints of a new relationship, a different source informed Celebuzz that Ryan Phillippe is “totally single” and that rumors of their budding love are “not true.” Let’s hope Demi feels the same way or else she’s probably going to be “totally enraged.”
The Marines are quickly snatching up our most prized famous people for their own, and damn if they don’t deserve them. Betty White’s Marine Ball invite is just the most recent, and best, video request from a service member asking a celebrity to do them the honor of eating cocktail shrimp while dancing in painful shoes. We mean, come on. They are famous. They were probably going to be doing that anyway.
After Mila Kunis agreed to attend the November Marine Ball with Sgt. Scott Moore, and Corporal Kelis De Santis asked Justin Timberlaketo pick out a suit, Marine Sargent Ray Lewis asked the Hot In Cleveland star if she would attend as his date. “She’s funny, she’s sweet, she’s mature. She’s the all-around perfect woman,” Lewis says in the video. “I really think we’d have a good time.” Ugh, why are the good ones always overseas or into octogenarians or extremely out-of-breath for not commonsensical reason? No word on whether White will agree to put on her formal pantsuit for the event, but we’re betting she does. Did you see that man’s single rose? Pure class. What civilian can compete with that kind of commitment to a bit?
We all make sacrifices for this great land of ours; we guess an evening of fine dining and uncomfortable small talk isn’t too much to ask. After Sgt. Scott Moore‘s message to the Friends With Benefits star went viral last week, the Mila Kunis Marine video officially has the actress supporting our troops by awkwardly slow dancing with them. Last week Moore posted his absurdly confident YouTube plea asking the actress to the Marine Corps. Ball, held November 18 in Greenville, North Carolina. Now every misguided Mila fan on the planet is going to be lining up their limo reservations.
The actress was cornered this weekend by Fox News and grilled about the request. “Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country,” co-star Justin Timberlake declared, before Kunis confirmed that she would go with Moore to the event. “I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” the actress said, teasing Justin. “I’ll do it.” We hope having Timberlake as the most patriotic wing man in the world somehow makes up for having to endanger his life in service for your country. Though, when we’re talking about Mila Kunis, it might all balance out.
Despite what your tiny, feeble hopes might want to believe, rumor has it that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel reunited after only a few months apart. A source told Us Weekly that the pair have been “quietly seeing each other again. They have been talking the whole time and decided to give it another shot. Jessica really wanted to get back together with him and Justin realized single life is not what it’s cracked up to be.” We aren’t surprised; Timberlake seems like he can only go so long without reciting romantic poetry while administering a sensual back massage. If he doesn’t serenade a woman every 72 hours, his nervous system just starts to shut down. It’s in his DNA.
The Justin Timberlake Jessica Biel break up happened in March, and since then the two have been spotted out and about with a variety of other possible snuggle buddies. Timberlake has been rumored to be seeing Ashley Olsen and Olivia Wilde, while Biel was spotted out with Gerard Butler, who is easily worth an Olsen and a Wilde combined. We guess we should also admit that we’ve been seeing Justin on and off too. What? We saw him staggering down the street with a box of half-eaten chocolate and a dozen wilted roses; we had to help a guy out.
Obviously your mom is going to have high standards for anyone you date. So, if you have to date a charming, seemingly stable teenage millionaire to meet those specifications, just get over yourself and do it already. Luckily, Selena Gomez’s Leno interview last night (filmed right before Selena’s hospital visit last night) confirms that her parental unit is in full support of current boyfriend Justin Bieber. “He passed the test,” Gomez said demurely when asked what her mother thought of Justin.Considering all the smooching going on in recent Selena and Justin photos, that was probably a relief for her daughter to hear. You know who Mama Gomez probably wouldn’t pass? Selena’s fellow guest Jim Carrey, who’s question about her Teen Vogue cover shoot (“Do they make you vomit?”) was met with an emphatic No! You, sir, are no Biebs.
Just because Hayden Panettiere and Mark Sanchez were spending time together, doesn’t mean they were dating. Because the story is that she’s already got another man — also an athlete — on her speed dial. Hayden is dating Scotty McKnight of the New York Jets, who’s also a teammate and good friend of Sanchez’s. Hayden had told USmagazine, “I’m a huge Jets fan and became very good friends with Mark and his buddies. I’ve always been that girl who has a lot of dude friends. I’m into sports so we have a lot in common.” Yes we know how into sports you are because you only seem to date athletes now! We’re ignoring her past relationship with Milo Ventimiglia.
Sources are swearing that Hayden and Scotty are doing just fine with each other! What we’d like to see though, is pictures. Come on people! We need to see the two of them together, stat, or someone needs to start talking. Also, WladimirKlitschko, who? We love hearing about new relationships and all that, but didn’t they just break up? Girlfriend moves fast!
We know you were waking up every night in a cold sweat wondering if these two love birds ever actually got together, so let’s just confirm it now: Chelsea Handler dated 50 Cent. “We dated, very casually,” Handler told Piers Morgan during her interview last night. “He’s a very sweet, nice guy…I was sampling, kind of, the atmosphere, seeing what was out there, and I was satiated.” If a picture of 50 Center and Chelsea Handler in bed wasn’t enough confirmation for you…actually, yeah, that was enough confirmation. There is literally no greater confirmation than that. The cat’s pretty much out of the bag when we have photographic evidence of you two snuggling, Chelsea.
Unlike every other celebrity relationship, however, both parties seem to have ended things on good terms. 50 Cent praised the late night host as “cool” in March, and Chelsea sang the rapper’s praises last night. “He’s a great guy… he’s the complete antithesis of what you’d imagine. He’s a sweetheart, he’s great, he’s funny, he has a great sense of humor,” Handler, who is currently dating hotelier Andre Balazs, said. We’ll believe it when you tweet a photo of your cordially shaking each other’s hands over brunch. We know better than to just trust your word, Chelsea.