Didn’t Christina Aguilera just filed for divorce? Because it looks like she’s already moved on (sorry, Jordan Bratman). A little more than a month her split, Christina has been spotted holding hands with a certainÃ‚Â Matthew D. Rutler.
TMZ just posted a photograph of the singer leaving an L.A hotel holding hands with her supposed new man, and it definitely doesn’t look like they belong in the “just friends” category. The story is that they met when Rutler was a production assistant on Christina’s movie Burlesque. Here’s the question though: if they are an item, then did he have any part to play in Christina’s divorce? She’s been shooting the movie for months, so this can’t have been a new development. Curious minds want to know, Christina!
AKA, exactly what you’d think Ke$ha’s boyfriend would be like. Throw a fetish for spare change on top of it, and you have…well, you still have the kind of weird ish we assumed girlfriend would be into. You might think we already know everything we’d want to know about Ke$ha’s dating life (Ugh, sorry), but in her new Complex interview, Ke$ha explains her ideal man is “Like a big bearded guy with a bag of quarters. I think it’s some weird pirate fantasy that was unfulfilled in a past lifetime.” Right, because when historians use the term “pirate,” they actually mean “unkempt hipster with a sandwich baggie full of coins.”
But what else, the interviewer asks, would he have to have to win Ke$ha’s heart, besides a Paul Bunyan face and enough money to purchase a pack of Ramen? “You would also have to have a big dick, and I don’t really know anything about that. Then you’re probably good to go.” So just to be clear, all you need to be Ke$ha’s ideal man is: a disgusting, matted face rug, bus fare, and a giant wiener. Though we’re going to go ahead and assume she’d be willing to settle for just the quarters. Possibly the wiener. [Photo: Getty Images]
You know a relationship is going to go just swimmingly when your girlfriend says, “He totally wasn’t my type … I thought he was gay.” You know it’s just going to flourish when your girlfriend adds, “He was after me since I was 18.” Thus spake Julianne Hough of her boyfriend Ryan Seacrest.
Those statements made us want to wipe them clean from our memories and we had almost succeeded had it not been for Hough spilling more about their state-of-love. She revealed, “I could not be happier. Everything is wonderful. We are very compatible.” How adorably… generic. Julianne’s in the midst of promoting Burlesque a la Christina Aguilera post finishing up Footloose. But no matter how many projects she does, it isn’t possibly to achieve the superstar status of Smiley Seacrest. Of the glare (and not just from his teeth) following them around, she said, “People I have dated in the past, even though they have had a status of some sort, it was never like this. But when it’s worth it, it’s worth it.” Heard that Seacrest? The girl you’ve been chasing since she was 18 (Eww) thinks you’re worth it. Now go spend some more money on her!
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Get ready for your daily sugar overload courtesy of Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal. This time, the pair was spotted on an ice cream date in California, which means their alleged coupledom is going bi-coastal. Their wholesome romance tour included going apple picking in New York last week and continued over the Halloween weekend in Big Sur. (So jealous. Please look at Jake in the Love & Other Drugs poster to see why.)
The Taylor-Jake sweetness hit up the Post Ranch hotel pool first. A source, who apparently witnessed the two in action, told Us Magazine, “Taylor laughed at everything Jake said.Ã‚Â At one point, she measured herself against Jake on her tiptoes.” Another witness also added that Jakey held her hand. Does this feel like middle school to anyone? (Uh…us.)
The two then got some ice-cream (Jake paid, natch), where a member of the staff added, “They looked at all the flavors and couldn’t decide, so they asked the counter girls for help.” They ended up gettingÃ‚Â Swiss chocolate chip for him, yogurt with rainbow sprinkles for her. (So…saccharine…can’t…breathe.)
And like good little stars, they posed for photos and smiled tons with fans. (Cue sugar headache…now.)