Celebrity Divorce

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Heidi Klum Covers Elle, Reluctant To Discuss Split With Seal

Heidi Klum is finally talking  — well, sorta talking — about her split with husband Seal. And she’s doing it in the best way possible: by looking soft and beautiful off the cover of Elle’s April issue (an alternate cover from the Jessica Simpson one). We’ve actually been waiting to hear from her, since we’ve so far just read the (ex) couple’s joint statement and Seal’s take on the marriage breaking up. Heidi’s sort of addressed it, in a general way, but we’re glad she’s opening up a little more. Of the divorce, the supermodel reveals, “I feel like I’m in the eye of the tornado. It’s emotions inside of your body that are a tornado. And then the outside world doing all this craziness — with you wanting it or not wanting it — is another tornado. But as hard as it is, so is life.”

She also addresses the reasons why she’s trying not to talk about it, especially to the media. Heidi told the magazine, “I don’t want to talk positively or negatively about the ups and downs that we had. Every couple goes through things. Unfortunately, we’re in the public, so the highs are out there. But I don’t think it’s necessary — especially for our children — to have the lows being printed in magazines and talked about.” And just like that, we don’t want to know anymore, because we totally agree with her.

[Photos via Elle]

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Kris Humphries Demands That Kim Kardashian Returns All Wedding Gifts, Stat!

Animal Planet shows don’t feature as much clawing as this situation has. The grand dismantling of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian’s very brief nuptials is still high on drama. The latest boxing bout between them is over all the wedding swag they amassed. Kim is already donating $200,000 to the Dream Foundation, which is reportedly twice the worth of all her wedding gifts. Unfortunately, her charitable turn doesn’t sit well with her ex. Kris reckons that Kim has to return every single item to every gift-giver as she has no right to keep any of the gifts at all.

Sources tell TMZ that while Kris thinks her giving to charity is great, it’s not enough, because their guests spent their money on those gifts and Kim keeping them is just unfair. What do you think FabFolk? What’s the correct etiquette here? We’re sure a lot of people spent a bomb on those gifts, so should they be given back to them? One of those people, by the way, is Jonathan Cheban, who happens to be Kim’s BFF. Apart from giving Kim a present, he also gave Kris a $5,000 certificate to YSL, which he’s never offered to return! Cheban says he was OK with them keeping their presents, but now thinks Kris is a complete hypocrite because he has not returned any given to him. That gift card ain’t coming back, honey! And as long as he’s keeping his wedding gifts, what right does he have to criticize Kim keeping hers?

[Photo: Getty Images]

Related: Well Played, Kim Kardashian: Divorcee Donates Wedding Booty To Charity 

by (@missmuttoo)

Heidi Klum And Seal Are Getting A Divorce, Killing Our Faith In True Love

Our belief in true love is taking a serious beating right now. A couple that we thought were the real deal are reportedly splitting up. Are you ready for this? It’s Seal and Heidi Klum, and TMZ has published a story that the ex-Victoria’s Secret supermodel is going to file for divorce at the L.A County Superior Court next week. Talk about things happening out of the blue! Sources say that she’s going to be checking the “irreconcilable differences” box as the reason for the split.

Are you as shocked as we are? Because we thought these two were in it for the long haul, and we’re pretty stumped about what went wrong. They’ve been married for what would have been seven years this year, on May 10. They have four beautiful kids and seemed like such a solid family. They even renew their vows every year for cryin’ out loud! We’ve written stories in the past about what a perfect couple they are, so this is one big burn. We’re sure some more information will surface next week and we’ll be waiting for it.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Olivia Wilde Is Now Officially Single

She’s officially back on the market, guys! Olivia Wilde‘s divorce has finally come through and she is now a single lady. Olivia filed for divorce back in March this year citing “irreconcilable differences” after separating from husband Tao Ruspoli in January. While the news is sad — a marriage is over, after all — the actress has a slew of leading men helping her keep the blues away. Whether it’s at the aquarium with Ryan Gosling, snuggling with Justin Timberlake or dinner with Bradley Cooper, Olivia’s not exactly alone! With so many dates pouring in, it’ll probably be just a short while till Olivia’s with someone again!

by (@missmuttoo)

James Marsden’s And Wife, Lisa Linde, Splitting Up

James Marsden‘s wife, Lisa Linde, is filing for divorce after 11 years of marriage. She filed the papers last week giving the reason for the split ‘irreconcilable differences’. Lisa is also asking for spousal support and joint legal and physical custody of their two children, Jack and Mary. These two have always been a low key couple so we never really kept tabs on them. But it’s still a bit of a surprise since they always looked relaxed and happy together. No drama, either!

It’s really sad that they’re splitting up after more than a decade together, which in Hollywood years, means a lifetime! But it seems amicable so far because James and Lisa were spotted smiling and holding hands with son, Jack, on Saturday in L.A! Looking very much like the happy family! Let’s hope it stays friendly, especially for the kids.

by (@missmuttoo)

Elizabeth Hurley Is Engaged!

Elizabeth Hurley is enagaged to Shane Warne, her former cricketer boyfriend! They confirmed the news themselves with Liz tweeting a message, along with the picture above, that read, “Thanks for all your congratulations. Here’s a pic of us about to go to Dunhill dinner in St Andrews.” The photograph was taken right before he popped the question and that grin (made even whiter in relief with that tan!) looks quite jovial!

Shane was believed to have proposed at dinner at the posh Road Hole restaurant in St. Andrews on Saturday in front of all the VIP guests there with sources saying, “He didn’t get down on one knee, but when it was announced the other guests in the restaurant stood up and applauded. Everyone there was absolutely delighted.” But Shane’s tweets seem to suggest that the proposing was done earlier. He wrote, “I didn’t propose in front of 200 people at dinner It was done privately and was very romantic – if I say so myself Ps left knee is sore !!!”  FYI, Liz’s divorce to Indian businessman Arun Nayar was just finalized in June. Good luck for your second trip down the aisle! Congratulations, guys!

[Photo via Elizabeth Hurley's Twitter page]

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Journey Guitarist Sends Tareq Salahi Taunting Penis Pics

There’s so much to this whole ridiculous Salahi-Journey incident that it reads like the best episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that you’ve ever seen. It’s complex, but darkly hilarious and inherently perfect. So please indulge us for a moment while we unpack it all for you and savor each and every detail. Maybe -just maybe- it’ll make you believe in karma. It’s the law of the universe: if you do something stupid like crash a White House party, a stadium rocker should send you obscene pictures.

As we told you earlier in the week, Tareq Salahi grew concerned when his wife Michaele didn’t return from a hair appointment, and became convinced that she had been kidnapped. It turns out she wasn’t kidnapped, but instead having a torrid affair with Journey guitarist, Neal Schon. Tareq was also friends with Neal, and had even filmed the rock star giving his wife a peck on the cheek over Labor Day weekend. So he understandably feels betrayed, and sought consolation from that big cuddly wad of compassion, Michael Lohan, who could never miss an opportunity to get back on TMZ.

Now Tareq has resolved to divorce his Real Housewife Of DC, but not before taking another humiliating slam at the hands of Neal Schon. In the most gorgeous display of immaturity we’ve ever seen, the Journey front-man tauntingly emailed Tareq pictures of his penis. Not only that, but he also revoked Tareq’s backstage passes to all Journey shows, banning him gigs with a series of posters at each venue! Tareq probably isn’t gonna feel the urge to rock out to ‘Don’t Stop Believing’  live anytime soon, but still. Never in the course of human history has a man be so completely and thoroughly pwned. The only way for Tareq to get the last laugh is if this whole thing is fake. In which case we say: thanks for the laughs Salahi’s! We never stopped believin’!

[Photo: Getty Images]

 

by (@missmuttoo)

Marc Anthony Wastes No Time In Promoting His Singledom

The Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split was just announced. The ink still isn’t dry, the presses are still warm and the OMGs are still resounding. But Marc’s already promoting his newly-single existence. Is it too soon?

Marc was performing at the Simon Bolivar Metropolitan Park in Bogota, Colombia over the weekend and jokingly told the audience, “They’re saying I’m single.” He then laid it on thick, blowing kisses to the estrogen-charged crowd and even called one (lucky?) lady, “Mamacita.” We get it, Marc. You’re back on the market. Any takers?

 

by (@hallekiefer)

Elizabeth Hurley Is Officially Divorced

Haven’t these two been getting divorced almost as long as their relationship lasted? It sure feels like it, seeing as how Elizabeth Hurley’s divorce from husband Arun Nayar was finalized yesterday after the actress filed for the split in early April. The couple announced their separation in December 2010, said they had been apart for several months previous, and mentally checked out, oh, probably midway through the salad course at their reception.

Despite the fact that neither now-ex-spouse was in attendance, Judge Penny Crushing ruled that since their marriage had “broken down irretrievably,” a divorce seemed in order. When filing, Hurley cited “unreasonable behavior” as the reason for the split, but then again Liz did announce their separation via Twitter then engage in a public affair with cricketer Shane Warne, so it seems like “unreasonable” is one of those words with a lot of different meanings.

by (@missmuttoo)

Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz And Little Bronx Still Look Like A Happy Family

These photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz with their little son Bronx Mowgli made us really sad. They looked so happy out in the sunshine at a farmers market in California yesterday, that it just seems like such a waste that these two split up. Ashlee and Pete feel like this perfectly matched hipster couple! But as sad as their impending divorce may be, we think it’s really awesome that they’re still coming together peacefully to parent their son. Bronx looks ecstatic to be riding on a toy train with his mom! Keep all the drama away from the kid, is what we say.

[Photos: Splash News Online]

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