Celebrity Divorce

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Jennifer Jason Leigh To Divorce Director Noah Baumbach

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Jennifer Jason Leigh is divorcing director Noah Baumbach after five years of marriage, citing irreconcilable differences. They didn’t disagree on film projects, though—Leigh starred in both his 2007 film Margot At The Wedding (which earned her an Independent Spirit Award) and Greenberg, released last March. Also released in March was their infant son Rohmer (named after French director Eric Rohmer, of course), whom Leigh will be seeking primary custody of. If Greenberg winds up with some nods this trophy season, things could get just a little awkward.

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Does Christina Aguilera Already Have A New Man?

Didn’t Christina Aguilera just filed for divorce? Because it looks like she’s already moved on (sorry, Jordan Bratman). A little more than a month her split, Christina has been spotted holding hands with a certain Matthew D. Rutler.

TMZ just posted a photograph of the singer leaving an L.A hotel holding hands with her supposed new man, and it definitely doesn’t look like they belong in the “just friends” category. The story is that they met when Rutler was a production assistant on Christina’s movie Burlesque. Here’s the question though: if they are an item, then did he have any part to play in Christina’s divorce? She’s been shooting the movie for months, so this can’t have been a new development. Curious minds want to know, Christina!

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Eva, Tony And His Mistress In Grease Lip Sync? Tell Us More, Tell Us More!

What’s more embarrassing than a sex tape? An elaborately staged lip sync featuring you, your husband, and you husband’s mistress! In an unprecedented twist, this unbelievable video has surfaced featuring Eva Longoria, Tony Parker and Erin Barry acting out a musical number from the classic film Grease.

Apparently the video was made last year to encourage other fans of the San Antonio Spurs to make film parodies of their own to submit in a competition. Tony said he chose Grease because he counted it among his favorite films.

Eva dons a blonde wig to play the wholesome Sandy, while Tony busts a move in the bleachers with his leather attired pals, and together they dance through a high school. But the weirdest part occurs one minute and forty seconds in, when Tony’s alleged mistress Erin Barry appears as the ill-tempered Pink Lady Rizzo, who shoves Eva off a bench with her high heel. Who knew Grease had these kind of prophetic powers!

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Tony Parker Speaks Out About Divorce, Says He Wasn’t Blindsided

After much speculation that Eva Longoria filed divorce papers as a surprise to intentionally blindside her husband, Tony Parker discusses their divorce for the first time to say: oh, he knew it was coming.

In an statement issued by his rep this evening, Parker told People, “Eva and I have been discussing our situation privately. I was aware that she would be filing for divorce in Los Angeles.”  No word on Tony’s rumored mistress Erin Barry’s texts messages being the cause of the break-up, though we bet if they are real and Eva found them, Tony would have been informed repeatedly about their upcoming divorce. Like, on his voicemail, his e-mail, the hood of his car….

Continued Parker, despite rumors to the contrary “I did not file for divorce in Texas and did not hire divorce attorneys in either Texas or California. We plan to continue to keep our discussions of this matter private.” Good luck to both Parker and Longoria, but if there are scandalous texts out there somewhere? We think privacy isn’t likely to happen any time soon.

by (@hallekiefer)

The Identity Of Tony’s Alleged Other Woman Has Been Tweeted!

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The name of Tony Parker’s alleged mistress has hit the Internet, and as if we couldn’t have guessed it, it only took 140 characters to let the cat out of the bag. According to Sports Illustrated staff writer Bryan Armen Graham, the name of the woman bringing about Parker and Eva Longoria’s divorce is Erin Barry, wife of Parker’s former San Antonio Spurs teammate Brent Barry and someone who should sleep with one eye open forever, if we know Eva like we think we do.

Tweeted Graham, “Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry.” Graham tweeted even more damning evidence later, saying “Longoria said she found text messages from wife of a former teammate on Parker’s phone. Source says former teammate was Barry.” Oh, we would not want to be Tony Parker tonight. Or either of the Barrys. Or, well, anyone within a 500 mile radius of Eva’s scratching zone.

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Is Tony Parker Divorcing Eva Longoria?

Eva Longoria & Tony Parker

The hell? TMZ reports that basketballer Tony Parker filed for divorce from Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker, his wife of just over three years. B-b-but she was sitting happily on his lap at the 2nd Annual Rally For Kids With Cancer less than a month ago! Nobody’s talking, but E! Online says that Parker—who just hosted the MTV European Music Awards—canceled a planned appearance on an Anderson Cooper Heroes Of 2010 special this weekend. Dirt alert! Dirt alert! If they’re breaking up with this kind of speed, expect some juicy details to come. Check out photos of the couple in the gallery below. [Photo: Getty Images]

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Bret Michaels Denies Affair With Miley Cyrus’ Mom

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Yes, you read that headline correctly. Us Weekly is reporting that Bret Michaels and Tish Cyrus were involved in a romantic relationship earlier this year, and the affair is the alleged catalyst for Tish’s split from Billy Ray Cyrus, her husband of 17 years. Yep, “WTF” kinda sums this rumor up perfectly.

Sources tell Us that the pair became close after Bret recorded the duet “Nothing to Lose” with Miley, with one insider insisting, “It was a professional relationship that turned into something more.” Bret’s reps, however, are denying the story completely.

“There has never been an affair or a fling,” Bret’s camp tells Us. Tish’s people are also refuting the affair, though sources claim she may have had another lover, in addition to Bret, on the side. Billy Ray filed for divorce on October 27th.

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If Charlie Sheen And Brooke Mueller Can’t Make It Last, Who Can?

Well, it’s official: Charlie Sheen has filed for divorce from Brooke Mueller. And here we thought that having despite his holding a knife to her throat, their separate stints in rehab, and his coke-fueled porn-star bender they might work things out. Sheen and Mueller reportedly signed divorce papers back in May, but Charlie only now has officially filed them. He is allegedly trying to keep things quiet, as he doesn’t want any dirty laundry aired on Mueller’s upcoming reality show (because, sigh, that’s apparently really happening).

More hilarious though is the fact that Sheen plans to seek joint custody of their twin sons, Max and Bob. Because there’s nothing like absolutely ruining your reputation on Tuesday and then trying to prove you’re a stable, decent parent on the following Monday. Mueller has filed a separate petition for primary custody. Ugh, we pity these poor kids, having these two as your only options for parents. Anyone opposed to gay marriage or adoption, please look no further than these two clowns as an example of why the straights are making a mockery of your cause. These two are the worst.

Under the current settlement, Sheen will pay $55,000 a month in child support in addition to a lump sum of nearly $2 million. So, you know, a week’s salary from Two And A Half Men.

by (@JordanRuntagh)

Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus File For Divorce

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Can it be true? Are Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus filing for divorce? People is reporting that Miley’s mom and dad are achey-breakin’ up after 17 years of marriage and five children.

“It’s a very difficult time for our family,” they said in a press release, “and we are trying to work through some personal matters. We appreciate your thoughts and prayers.” The reason for the split is cited as “irreconcilable differences” according to the documents submitted yesterday to a Tennessee court.

October has proved a brutal month for celebrity relationships, with Christina and Jordan, David and Courtney, Blake and Penn, and Carey and Shia all calling it quits. More details to follow.

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Christina Aguilera’s Terrible Year Gets Worse: She And Her Husband Are Splitsville

56981764PG013_Agent_ProvocarnrnA few months ago, Christina Aguilera explained during a radio interview that she had become a “more sexual Christina” since giving birth to her son, Max. Sadly for her husband, Jordan Bratman, that ravenous sexual appetite apparently no longer applies to him: US Magazine is reporting this morning that Aguilera and Bratman have been “separated for a few months.” However, the two have yet to file any official paperwork that would land them an appointment in divorce court. rnrnThe year 2010 has not been kind to the Bionic bisexual, who has had to fight off charges that she’s a Lady Gaga copycat, cancel her tour due to a complete lack of public interest, and is poised to suffer a backlash of Mariah-circa-Glitter-esque proportions when her impending bomb Burlesque arrives in theaters this November. Even worse? No one has decided to devote an entire episode of Glee to her catalogue! Suffice to say, it looks as if the resulting stress from her career struggles have done some damage to her personal life. This one is, as they say, developing…rnrn[Photo Credit: Getty Images]