celebrity DUI’s

by (@missmuttoo)

Jaime Pressly Was Seriously Wasted The Night She Was Arrested

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We all, by now, know that Jaime Pressly was drunk when arrested last week, because she was booked for a DUI. Her bail was set at $15,000 which means drunk enough, but no one really knew how much alcohol was really involved. All we knew was that there were no drugs involved.

TMZ has found out just how drunk Jaime was… and she was hammered. Consider this: the legal drinking limit clocks in at .08. The night of her DUI, Jaime’s breathalyzer test rang in at .22. That’s almost three times the limit. Next time, just take a a cab, okay? It’s a good thing she didn’t hurt herself, or anyone else!

[Photo: Santa Monica PD]


by (@missmuttoo)

Jaime Pressly Booked And Taken To Jail On A Suspected DUI

When will celebrities learn? Being famous is not like having a superpower that makes you immune to stuff normal people are affected by. Like, say…alcohol. The latest H’wood resident to test this theory is Jaime Pressly, booked on a suspected DUI around 11pm last night.

Pressly was cruising around Santa Monica when she was busted for supposedly committing a traffic violation. The actress was carted off to Santa Monica jail after performing a field sobriety test, which we’re guessing she failed. Nothing’s clear at the moment so we’re going to withhold any more guesses until we get a report of what went down. Stay tuned!

by (@missmuttoo)

Jaime Pressly Taken To Jail On Suspicion Of A DUI

When will celebrities learn? Being famous is not like having a superpower that makes you immune to stuff normal people are affected by. Like say… alcohol. The latest H’wood resident to test this theory is Jaime Pressly who was booked on a suspected DUI around 11pm last night.

Pressly was cruising around Santa Monica when she got busted after supposedly committing a traffic violation. The actress was carted off to Santa Monica jail after performing a field sobriety test, which we’re guessing she failed. Nothing’s clear at the moment so we’re going to withhold any more guesses until we get a report of what went down. Stay tuned!

by (@missmuttoo)

World’s Dumbest Cop Thought LiLo’s Coke Was A Breath Mint

We rag on Lindsay Lohan all the time, but this time around, someone else deserves a Homer Simpson-esque D’oh! The police officer who arrested her after her 2007 DUI escapade. She may have got busted for coke through a urine test a couple of years later, but it’s no thanks to him! One wonders why Lohan got such little jail time – 84 minutes to be precise – after being caught pretty much red-handed, right?

It’s because Mr. Officer thought Lindsay’s cocaine was a breath mint and threw it into the trash! It’s all in the Santa Monica Police report. According to the not-so-bright cop, he “discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan’s right rear pocket. Some of the white substance fell to the floor.  I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it.  I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint.”

The cop had no choice to add to his boo-boo writing, “I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows.  I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine.  I then recovered the card from the trash.” Too late, because there’s a little something called evidence contamination! The coke was in the trash for approximately 2 minutes before he had his little epiphany. He put the sun care card in one evidence envelope, and managed scraping some coke off the floor to put in another one. That lucky star which doesn’t seem to shine on LL anymore, was pretty useful then. But seriously dude… a breath mint? On Lindsay Lohan?

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