So Heidi Montag wants a restraining order against her mother, she never calls her father, she and Spencer Pratt have stopped speaking to his sister Stephanie and we’ve often wondered, where are his parents in this whole mess? Well, the Pratts are still (for good reason) choosing to stay somewhat anonymous, but Us Weekly reports that they too have distanced themselves from the Botoxic Twins.
A source tells the magazine “They noticed him changing two years ago and stayed by his side. But now it’s too much. They even took the pictures of him out of their home.” Sorry, laser-background school picture of Spencer, you’re outta here! Apparently the estranged feeling is mutual because Spencer stopped talking to them a awhile ago when “he felt his parents would talk to him only about Stephanie and that they charged him with taking care of her.” Which also makes us wonder why, as parents, they weren’t taking care of their drunkorexic daughter themselves, but whatever. These are your celebrities, America. Manipulative media whores who alienate their families and everyone around them and get rich doing it. Sigh.
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Eight years after “Complicated,” Avril Lavigne still can’t stand those fakers! The Canadian singer allegedly lit into Lindsay Lohan when the troubled starlet stopped by Avril’s table at the Chateau Marmont. “As soon as she approached, Avril launched at her and said: ‘Get the hell out of my face, you are fake, you are a loser,’” a witness told Page Six. “‘I don’t like false people. Stay away from me and my friends.’” Hell yeah, she’s the motherf—ing princess!
Rather than point out that Avril is a 25-year-old divorcee who still dresses like a teen mall-punk after a near-decade of pop hits, Lindsay just pulled her usual spazz. “Lindsay was furious and screamed back: ‘Don’t threaten me!’” said the insider. “She then stormed off to security and tried to get them to kick Avril out. They refused to force Avril to leave. Lindsay eventually stormed off…Avril is avoiding going to the Chateau Marmont when she knows Lindsay will be there. She doesn’t want any more drama.” To be fair, avoiding Lindsay Lohan is a good life philosophy for anyone.
We wouldn’t blame Gwyneth Paltrow, the lone female star of the first Iron Man film, for directing some ‘tude at her sequel co-star Scarlett Johannson. When you’re stuck basically babysitting Robert Downey Jr.’s character and being buttoned up as Gwynnie is in the film, and your younger, more voluptuous co-star gets to wear a shiny, tight catsuit, you might get a complex. During filming, it was rumored that the pair’s relationship was chilly and then at the film’s premiere last week, they apparently refused to pose together.
But Paltrow has refuted the claims, telling People that it sounds like people just like making up stories about seeing two women fight. “They’re pitting you against each other and I just think, ‘Why do we need to make a problem between women?’ I think that’s the part that’s lame,” she said. “I adore Scarlett. I loved having her on set. She is really funny. She swears a lot. She has a dirty sense of humor. She loves to cook. She’s like a girl after my own heart.” Well that’s nice. Maybe this mean’s there will be a GOOP newsletter guest-edited by Scarlett soon! We can hope.
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Is there any ’90s alt-rock god Courtney Love didn’t get her hooks in? She married Kurt Cobain, slept with Trent Reznor and Billy Corgan, fought in court with (and against) Dave Grohl, shot drugs with Weiland, slow danced with Bono and Eddie Vedder and is still BFF with Michael Stipe. Now she’s told Howard Stern she enjoyed a months-long tryst with Gavin Rossdale at some point in the Bush singer’s relationship with wife Gwen Stefani. “He was such an Adonis in his day…He got good in bed…something happened, maybe Gwen taught him for all I know.” Asked by Howard to reaffirm this all happened while he was with Stefani, she responded, “[Gwen] does know…[he was sleeping with me] and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other but we did like each other quite a bit.” Hopefully someday we’ll learn what she did the with the bald dude from Live.
One old flame who doesn’t like her much anymore is Corgan, who’s peeved songs they collaborated on were included on the new Hole album. Here’s a taste of the hatorade he tweeted yesterday:
My face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs…if you can’t write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you…maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband’s money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs…the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov’t taking away your parental right…Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much? so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.
Though she initially responded with a simple “All I am is nice about you so if you wanna be mean be mean I dont feel anything,” a night’s sleep has apparently convinced her to unleash her own Twitter invective. “You remind me of Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane in your spite and jealousy and you just want press. Pathetic…He coughs up this spiritual s— like bile and lives none of it, i really think its truly creepy how jealous and obsessed w FBC he is GROSS.” Maybe they’re both right. Check out photos of Courtney with Corgan, Stefani, Stipe, the Cobains and more in the gallery below.
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Supermodel Paulina Porizkova had some choice words to say about fellow plastic surgery patients Heidi Montag, Madonna and Kate Hudson, in a blog post she wrote for Modelinia.com.
Apart from calling The Hills star a “cheap plastic pool float,” she had this to say about Madge, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well-shaped, and somewhat hairy Italian girl has ended as a cool Nordic blonde . . . she is starting to sort of melt away into the stew of the famous women over-fifty-high-cheek- boned blondes-who-cannot-frown.”
As for Kate Hudson, who is rumored to recently have gone for breast implants, Porizkova had this to say, ” She just looks like any California blond actress. Instead of enhancing, she has diminished herself.”
Ouch. We know Spencer Pratt will have something to say about Paulina’s comments, but will any of the ladies respond with their own insults aimed at the fomer supermodel?
Oh glorious day! There’s nothing we love more than rising with the sun to discover Lindsay Lohan has accused her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson of something crazy on Twitter. Her words set our heart a flutter and the crazier they are, the better. Lindsay, who is currently trying to break the world record for most nights in a row spent out partying, returned from a fun weekend at Coachella (see Twitpic above) and apparently hit up Trousdale, where she ran into her ex-lover…and her saliva.
Tweets LiLo: “@samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex.” We’re assuming Linds is talking about Justin Gaston, Miley’s beefy, Jesus-loving ex. We don’t know Samantha Ronson in real life (But if The Secret works, we will soon!), but we know enough of her to imagine she’s not the type of lady who spits on anyone, much less her insomnia-suffering ex. But for now all we have to go on are Lindsay’s words, as crazy as they may be.
You may have heard that Scott Baio‘s tweets swing more than a little, well, right. But that doesn’t mean you have to point it out! The Charles In Charge actor went on another freakout when Jezebel included his impolitic joke about how his taxes “feed, house and provide medical for quite a few lazy non working people at my expense” in a “Tweet Beat” feature. Before accusing writer Irin Carman “of sounding like an ignorant racist” for claiming he “hangs himself by his own rope,” Baio cried “Let’s see if web-rag Jezebel.com will post my Twt about schools, service ppl, spc. needs kids and animal abuse? They sound like hypocrites 2 me!” Following some hash-tag madness, Baio’s wife Renee chimed in on her Facebook page with a thoughtful “F— you, Jezebel.com!!! You are a bunch of FAR LEFT Lesbian s—asses!!!!!! No wonder you’re all lesbos because what man in is right mind could put up with all of your c—ness? Scott Baio has more class in his piss than all you all!!!”
With her remarks somehow failing to put out the Twitstorm, Renee later noted she has “close friends of all color, sizes, religions, diff. political views, special needs & with or without animals,” simply saving her homophobic banter for those bashes her family. “The haters are NOT the only people who can exercise their freedom of speech.” Still aggrieved, Renee claims she’ll be sending information about Jezebel’s “one sided” comments section to the “Attorney General’s Office.” That she believes they’ll care is probably the craziest thing we’ve heard yet. [via Jezebel]
See photos of the happy couple in the gallery below.
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Spencer Pratt may have expressed some concerns about Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery when the latest model of his Stepford Wife was revealed last January (“I’m her husband—not her owner…I may not be okay with things, but it’s not my call”), but the same supportive nature that forced him to repress such qualms has now made him a silicone enthusiast. How else can we explain his mockery of Kate Hudson‘s alleged boob job on Twitter? “How is it possible to get breast implants and still not have breasts! – Kate H – get ur money back… I gotta guy who will hook you up!”
Spencer has been on attack mode ever since Audrina Patridge dared to discuss Heidi’s health with George Lopez, joining the choir on Ke$ha’s SNL performance (“looks like a dragon on E threw up on a super hero outfit”) and slamming everyone from Snooki (“I’m coming for you…shark fin in the water…watch out…”) to Lauren Conrad (“Heard you were pitching a show about your fashion line. What’s it called ‘for sale’ or ‘discount rack’?”) to Al Qaeda (“Getting it done. Can’t hide from us…”). “Feeling this free speech today,” he exclaimed. “Can’t shut me down. U feel me?”
Check out the gallery of Kate before and after her alleged operation (one Us Weekly rumor and we can’t stop staring!). R U feeling Spencer on this or R U wishing he’d tweet in hell?
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There may have been more stars in the audience than on stage at the Coachella Festival this weekend, with everyone from Lindsay Lohan to Kristen Stewart to Katy Perry to David Hasselhoff showing up to see acts like Pavement, Phoenix, Sly Stone and Muse among countless others. Though Alex Skarsgaard and Kate Bosworth aren’t exactly Jay-Z & Beyonce, the rumored couple’s public displays of affection—Alex put Kate up on his shoulders at one point—kept the shutterbugs on them all weekend. The True Blood star eventually snapped Saturday, having to be restrained by police after charging a pap with closed fists (no arrests were made). Somehow the media focus on Kate Hudson and her alleged boob job didn’t inspire her to lash out as well. See all these stars and more in the Coachella super-gallery below.
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We’ve heard the prosecution’s case against Heidi Montag‘s plastic surgery binge…now it’s time for the defense. Spencer Pratt interrupted his praise for God and our nation’s troops to tweet hard at Audrina Patridge after she factually described her Hills co-star’s new body on Lopez Tonight, admitting Heidi “has changed a bit” (oh no, you didn’t!!!).
I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and Audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her./ Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row!/ Who elected you to gage cool – B—-! Why don’t u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best…/ Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… its all coming out!/ Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place./So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!
You hear that people, Heidi’s body is home grown! That scooped-out back you recoil from is a tribute to our country! Say anything other than “Heidi Montag looks more gorgeous with every passing day” and her husband will bring it down on you, because that’s what love is. At least that’s what ridiculous, fame-obsessed, borderline psychotic love is.
See photos of Audrina and Kristin Cavallari shopping on “the set” of The Hills yesterday in the gallery below.
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