Celebrity Feuds

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This Week In Celebs That Hate Kim: Jeremy Renner Joins The Long List Of Kardashian Haters

Jeremy Renner Insults Kim Kardashian

Hot on the heels of 50 Cent referring to her as “trash” in XXL Magazine, Kim Kardashian can start her week out right by reading about how Jeremy Renner hates her family. As part of an interview with Britain’s The Guardian, Jeremy griped that the Kardashians are “ridiculous people with zero talent who spend their lives making sure everyone knows their name,” as well as “stupid, stupid people.” Tell us how you really feel, Jeremy! Actually…please don’t. If this is what he said off the cuff, his actual opinion about the Kardashians is probably downright devastating.

Of course, the Bourne Legacy star isn’t the first celebrity to rag on Kim’s family. Jon Hamm, Jonah Hill, us: you name him or her, they’ve probably trash-talked the Kardashians at some point or another. Eventually celebs will have to come out and declare their love for the Kardashians, just so we don’t assume they harbor a secret hatred for them. Well, we’ll be the first and declare it now: a part of us deeply, deeply loves Kim’s bizarre family. The other part? Well, let’s just say it has a lot in common with our “Celebs That Actively Dislike the Kardashians” gallery:

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Calling Kim Kardashian “Trash”? Riffing On Snoop Dogg? Someone Get 50 Cent To An Open Mic, Stat!

50 Cent Makes Fun Snoop Dogg, Kim Kardashian

Didn’t this guy write a YA novel about bullying? We didn’t realize it was a How-To. Heyo! Seriously though, 50 Cent was clearly in dire need of attention this week. Yes, even more than usual! Why else would he have insulted both Kim Kardashian and Snoop Dogg in the press? “I mean … if that man feel like she’s perfect, then she’s perfect. He could mean it and you’ll end up singing the words to it because he’s Kanye,” Fiddy told XXL Magazine about Yeezy’s lady Kim, adding, “You know how it is? One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Ouch! That’s an intense burn, 50 Cent! We guess the man did date Chelsea Handler. Have there been any studies to determine if perfect comedic timing can be sexually transmitted?

If that wasn’t enough material for Fiddy to take to an open mic, he also riffed on Snoop Dogg‘s new Rastafarian moniker Snoop Lion. “I don’t know how his little league team’s parents will feel about his new persona,” he quipped to The Hollywood Reporter. Hmmm, seeing as how Snoop’s persona has been “notorious rap stoner” since day one, we’re not sure if that joke really makes any sense. That being said, the mental image of Snoop coaching a Little League team is complete genius. Okay, we’ll give you that one, Fiddy…and start looking forward to your inevitable Comedy Central special now.

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5 Impressively Nasty Comments Elton John Made About Madonna This Weekend

There’s only one diva big enough to publicly take on Madonna, and Elton John really went for the protruding jugular while discussing the MDMA singer during an interview with Australia’s Sunday Night host Molly Meldrum yesterday. “If Madonna had had any common sense, she would have made a record like Ray Of Light, stayed away from the dance stuff and just been a great pop singer and make great pop records, which she does brilliantly,” he rants. The fact that is by far the nicest thing he has to say about Madge during the entire segment is pretty telling. Touching on everything from Madonna’s on-going tour problems to her beef with Lady Gaga, the “Yellow Brick Road” singer had a number of choice things to say about Madge, comments that the rest of us wouldn’t even mumble under our breath lest we want a stiletto heel slashing our faces. Comments like…

  • “She’s such a nut now.”
  • “Her career’s over, I can tell you that.”
  • “That tour’s been a disaster.” (Note: between the gun waving and the audience booing, we kind of agree.)
  • “It couldn’t happen to a bigger c—.”
  • “She looks like she’s a f—ing fairground stripper.” (Note: what kind of fairs are they having over in England?)
  • “She’s been so horrible to Gaga.”

Elton also took the time to gush about Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Rihanna. Just in case you needed a little bit more salt in that wound, Madonna!

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Madonna Claims Gaga Ripped Off “Born This Way” Yet Again. We Think It’s Time To Let It Go, Madge

We all love it when Madonna throws her personal brand of ice-cold shade, but this whole situation is getting out of control. “I’m glad I could help her write it,” Madge smirked during a Brazilian TV interview, after being asked her opinion of Lady Gaga‘s “Born This Way.” Ah, the chill! It burns! Seeing as how we’ve heard this exact snark before, we guess Madge is content to openly rip on Gaga whenever it amuses her? Seriously, how many times has Madonna actual brought up the “Born This Way”/’Express Yourself” beef in public? We tallied them up, and the number is starting to get absurd:

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We Refuse To Believe This Channing Tatum/Alex Pettyfer Feud Rumor As It Crushes Our Dreams

Allegedly Channing Tatum And Alex Pettyfer Feuded On Magic Mike Set

We do not even want to deal with an rumored Channing Tatum/Alex Pettyfer beef today. We want to continue believing that Magic Mike is a documentary film about two good buddies who teach each other the best way to take off their pants…and the best way to take off their hearts’ pants. Sadly, according to Us Magazine, this is not to be; Pettyfer and Tatum reportedly had “massive fights on set,” and not the kind that take place in a baby pool filled with pudding while divorcees sprinkle them with dollar bills. According to their source, Channing even had one of Pettyfer’s scenes cut from the film out of spite. “He hates Alex. Channing thought Alex was a diva on set,” their source claims. Someone is referring to someone else as a diva…but not in a good way? Could this story possible get any worse?

The only way we could conceivably believe such a preposterous story is if we were to, um, look at all the evidence that Alex Pettyfer is sort of a brat. Between his allegedly snotty attitude on the set of I Am Number Four and Glee‘s Diana Agron allegedly being “terrified” of him post break-up, Pettyfer’s ‘tude is already stuff of budding legend. I Am Number Four? More like I Am Number Two. Because his attitude is like poop. Right, guys? Sorry; clearly we’re still reeling from this news. “Alex was a jerk to everyone during filming for no reason. He thinks he’s the star of the movie, not Channing or Matthew McConaughey,” their source continued. Whoa, whoa, whoa…what? Blasphemy! You need to get a gripe, Pettyfer, or you are out of the sequel. And if you don’t want to be a part of Magic Mike’s strip wedding, that is on you! That is on you!

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Is Howard Stern Looking To Start Beef With Britney Spears Over The X Factor ? Good Luck With That.

Howars Stern Slams Britney Spears

Howard Stern, we’re going to stop you right there. You can be as mean as you want to Britney Spears, but this feud is just not happening. “I think that we’re going to tune in to see if she can function through the thing,” Stern snarked on his show this week about the singer’s new X Factor gig. “As far as any real criticism, I think Simon [Cowell] and L.A. Reid will be doing that. I think Britney is going to stand there and eat a lollipop and wear a sexy outfit. I don’t anticipate great opinions from her.” Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is not 2007 and she is not performing at the VMAs, Howard; Britney has her ish together! Spears is engaged, making that money and doesn’t look like she slept in a drainage ditch for three days straight, which is more than we can say for some people.

As desperate as the newest America’s Got Talent judge might be to start some kind of attention-getting drama, we can pretty much guarantee Britney isn’t going to reply to this in anger; it isn’t her style. Besides, if BritBrit does go into a lollipop-fueled sugar rage and flip over a table while wearing a school girl uniform, that just means better ratings for The X Factor. Even Stern knows that. “I will tune in to see what kind of train wreck she is,” he scoffed. Oh Howard, if only you could look within, and see the big, beautiful wreck inside yourself…

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Christina Aguilera/ Tony Lucca Voice Feud Due To Childhood Crush, Says Ex-Mickey Mouse Clubber

Christina Aguilera Tony Lucca Feud Due To Childhood Crush, Ex-Costar Says

It was drams.com over at The Voice this week, after judge Christina Aguilera started beef by questioning finalist (and former Mickey Mouse Club costar) Tony Lucca‘s decision to sing Jay-Z‘s “99 Problems.” Xtina felt his choice of song was “‪derogatory to women‬,” a critique Lucca found to be “pathetic.” But of course it couldn’t just be a simple disagreement, could it? It had to be...something more intriguing. According to yet another former Mickey Mouse clubber Dale Godboldo, Christina is out to get Lucca…because he wasn’t into her while they were Mouseketeers. “Britney [Spears] was in love with him. Christina was in love with him. Mylin was in love with him,’ Goldboldo told TMZ about Lucca, adding “All of this madness was not brought on by Tony.” To which we have to say…whaaaaaaa?

Maybe we’re just feeling protective of Christina after The Wanted called her a “b—” and Kelly Osbourne ripped on her for being “fat,” but this accusation seems like the height of insanity. Fortunately, the two buried the hatchet at the show’s season finale last night. “She just wanted to clear the air a bit,” Lucca, who lost to winner Jermaine Paul, told Us Magazine, explaining  that Aguilera “apologize[d] that this became much more of a dramatic thing than she ever intended it.” Does that sound like a woman with an insane 20-year crush? If Christina sincerely had it out for this guy because he wouldn’t date her when they were 12 years old, she would basically be super villain. And if that were true…well then, she would be even more fabulous than we thought she was and we’d be right back where we started from!

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We Do Not Know How To Feel About This Snooki/Tanning Mom Beef

Tanning Mom Feuds With Snooki

One on hand, LOL. On the other hand, ugh. On the tan hand, doesn’t a Snooki/Tanning Mom beef make so much sense, it seems like we made it up solely for your delight? Better slip on your shades then, because mere days after New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was put on Internet trial (The Internet: our judge, jury and executioner) for allegedly taking her daughter tanning with her, the teeniest, most pregnant Jersey Shore star ripped into her for what she declared to be bad parenting. “That b—h is crazy,” Snooki raged to Extra‘s Mario Lopez, “you are not supposed to take kids there. Everyone knows you are NOT supposed to take kids there.” Adults who are the same height as kids, well, that is a completely different thing entirely!

So of course Krentcil fired back a response today calling Snooki out for her comments. “She’s the biggest a–hole in the world. She’s fake, she’s fat, her t–s are fake, she’s disgusting,” the internet sensation raged to TMZ. “When this is all said and done, I’d like to meet up with ‘Snoopy’.” Ouch, that’s a burn right there! And everywhere else that isn’t covered by a layer of UV-resistant fabric! We are, and yet we aren’t, excited to see how this pans out, guys. Who’s going to win, we wonder? Just kidding; the answer is no one. No one will win this beef.

[Photo: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]

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The Wanted Continue Their Bad Boy Campaign, Say They Weren’t Allowed to Look At Britney Spears

The Wanted are such bad boys, ya’ll! Bad boys with great hair who sing in dulcet harmonies and just need one special lady to reveal the gentle lamb within. That’s the P.R. angle The Wanted is currently working with, right? Why else would the British band have “gone rogue” and revealed a super-unflattering detail about opening for Britney Spears? “We signed a confidentiality thing that we should never say anything about what happened, but let’s tell it anyway,” bandmember Tom Parker (always the troublemaker!) told Fresh 102.7. Added Siva Kaneswaran, “I was in the hallway with me tour manager. Basically we were looking with a laptop, trying to get WiFi, and we were facing the middle of the hallway. Her bouncers came down with her and told us to face the wall . . .” Interjected Tom, “As Miss Spears is walking through. We’re like, come on!” Wow, revealing that a famous person did something weird? Bad Boys 4 Lyfe!

The boys spilled their Britney dirt mere days after the band ripped on Christina Aguilera, which makes us think this whole thing has to be an ingenious publicity campaign designed to appeal to the 13-year-old girl in all of us. That’s the only explanation we can see for all the spots The Wanted has been blowing this past week! Unfortunately for them, Xtina and Brit Brit are not middle schoolers anymore. And their days of putting up with bad boys are long, long, long over.

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The Wanted Non-Apologize For Calling Christina Aguilera A “Scary” “B—”

The Wanted know it was wrong to say all those hurtful things about The Voice judge Christina Aguilera last week. It’s just that, well, maybe if she hadn’t had been such an awful witch, they wouldn’t have had to put her on blast in public?  That seems to be the gist of the British boy band’s not-an-apology apology to Xtina, anyway, and we are not having it. “We shouldn’t have said it, to be honest with you,” bandmember Tom Parker told TMZ. A reasonable conclusion, Tom! Unfortunately, he went on to add: “We just think manners cost nothing, you know what I mean?” Is he seriously calling in to question Christina’s manners right now? Well, you know what else doesn’t cost anything, Tom? Not calling someone the b-word. Look, we’re not saying it right now, and it isn’t costing us a penny!

Xtina has so far remained silent on the whole debacle, which started last week when The Wanted started throwing shade about her on New York’s 92.3 NOW. “Maybe she’s not a b— in real life, but she was a b— to us,” Parker snarked at the time. Considering Christina stayed mum when Kelly Osbourne went after her for getting “fat,” we doubt Xtina will come out swinging any time soon. Though do you know how easy it would be to verbally take down a boy band? Start with their 4-year-long careers, segueing onto acne and work it on down, girl!

[Photo: Getty Images/ Splash News Online]