A lot of people weren’t happy about Chelsea Handler‘s tirade against Angelina Jolie, and one of them is Jennifer Aniston. Chelsea’s new buddy is reportedly not pleased that the verbal attack took place so soon after they were spotted hanging out over Thanksgiving, leading people to believe she is still moaning about Angie, who is currently dating ex-husband Brad Pitt.
“Jen has gone out of her way to keep her private feelings about that woman who stole her husband private and has always asked her friends to do the same,” a friend told PopEater’s Rob Shuter. “She is furious with Chelsea for bring the whole situation back to life again and landing her on the cover of a weekly magazine tomorrow with a Brad headline.” Apparently the last time she felt this bad was when John Mayer broke up with her in a press conference. Poor Jen.
Chelsea took to her show yesterday to defend her comments, and make sure people knew she wasn’t speaking for her friend Jennifer.Ã‚Â “I’ve been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother,” Chelsea laughed. “If I’ve learned nothing from this, it’s to write some new jokes!”
Remind us to never piss off Chelsea Handler. TheÃ‚Â talk show host isn’t known for being shy, but her potty-mouthed tirade againstÃ‚Â Angelina Jolie during a New Jersey gig this weekend was harsh even by her standards! In the middle of her set she leveled accusations at Angelina for breaking up Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt’s marriage back in 2005. “She’s a homewrecker!” Chelsea fumed from the stage. “She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants. I don’t f—ing believe you! She gives interviews, ‘I don’t have a lot of female friends.’ Because you’re a f—ing c—.”
The comedienne just got back from a Thanksgiving holiday in Cabo with new BFF Jennifer Aniston, and we’re gonna guess that Angie was a topic of discussion (just throwing it out there). “Chelsea hates Angelina and doesn’t for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the world,” a friend tells Popeater’s Rob Shuter. “She thinks Angie stole another woman’s husband and should be called out for it.Ã‚Â She thinks Angelina has used her kids to manipulate her image and gotten away with destroying a beautiful marriage.Ã‚Â “Ã‚Â Chelsea’s a loyal friend, we’ll give her that much!
Check out a (very NSFW) video of the rant after the jump!
Most people would have immediately apologized for publicly ripping on a fellow actresses’s looks. Then again, most people would have had to be drunk to do that in the first place. But only Joan Collins would have the moxie to go back in and insult the other gorgeous actresses her interviewer edited out of her crazy rant.
When explaining her snarky comments about Jennifer Aniston, Collins said, “The bottom line is that I talked about several actresses, among them Catherine Zeta-Jones, Scarlett Johansson and Megan Fox. Unfortunately, everybody got cut out [except Aniston and Jolie]. Typical. That’s the way it goes.” So, to make sure everyone got it the first time: Jennifer Aniston is about as hot as a high school gym teacher. Also not beautiful? ALL OF THESE OTHER WOMEN. It’s a list we completely disagree with, too! Make fun of Aniston Plain and Tall all you want, but Catherine Zeta-Jones? Scarlett Johansson? Megan Fo…okay, we get that one. If Joan Collins wants to call Megan out for looking like a dime-store Angelina knock-off, she has our blessing.
After Joan’s initial barbs, Aniston’s reps dismissed them, saying Jen had “no need to engage with that nonsense,” which is ironically what every man in America keep saying about dating Jen. We hope Zeta-Jones, Johansson and Fox all catch wind of Collins’ rudeness, and Collins keeps having to clarify her comments, insulting bigger and bigger groups of people until finally she makes fun of an actual unattractive person. We’re assuming it’s going to be us. [Photos: Getty Images]
For a country singer, LeAnn Rimes doesn’t know much about cheatin’ heartsÃ¢â‚¬Â¦or sneaking around. The singer is spitting mad that Wendy Williams mocked Rimes’ affair with Eddie Cibrian, saying “It’s all very sloppy.” Williams also took issue with Rimes’ calling Cibran’s sons “my boys”. Chastised Williams,”The boys have a mother, and her name is Brandi [Glanville].” If we were LeAnn, we’d just feel lucky Eddie’s ex hasn’t taken a baseball bat to our truck’s windshield, or some equally poetic revenge.
Rimes called Williams out after the comments, tweeting “I’m incredibly disappointed to see someone with that kind of platform use it for such negativity and could be so mean and judgmental about a situation they know nothing about”. Listen, this is Americah; if you are going to talk about your illicit affair in public, Wendy Williams reserves the right to rip you a new one. It’s in the Declaration of Independence, right where we doodled it in the margins.
Wendy isn’t the only diva putting his or her two cents in about LeAnn’s infidelity. Rimes’ ex Dean Sheremet chimed in to disagree with LeAnn’s version of their divorce, explaining “I was very content and satisfied. I put myself on hold to funnel all my creative energy into her career and our marriage… I was blindsided and shocked that she of all people would do this to the closest person in her life.” Next time you’re tempted to discuss sleeping around in Shape, LeAnn, just talk about your insane abs, not your inner most personal confessions. SERIOUSLY, those abs are sick.
He might not be able to run for President of Haiti, but Wyclef Jean is slinging mud like he’s coming up for re-election. According to Wyclef Jean, Sean Penn’s coke habit was the reason the actor claimed to have never noticed Jean helping out in Haiti.
During a concert this week the former Fugee ripped into Penn, saying “I got a message for Sean Penn: Maybe he ain’t see me in Haiti because he was too busy sniffing cocaine.”Ã‚Â Yikes! Considering the actor was in Haiti for several months following the disaster, we sincerely doubt any human could do enough cocaine to miss Wyclef that entire time. But if anyone could do it, it would definitely be Sean Penn!
Penn immediately shot back, brushing off the coke claim as ridiculous and offering everything short of a doctor’s note to prove it. Says PennÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s reps, “Mr. Jean is clearly unfamiliar with the physical demands put upon volunteers in Haiti. As aid workers there, the notion of depleting the body’s immune system thru the use of illicit drugs is ludicrous. More specifically, J/P Haitian Relief Organization (a.k.a. JPHRO) has a ZERO tolerance policy for any and all illegal drugs. As the leader of this organization, Sean Penn has not only set this policy, but adheres to it. That Mr. Jean would make such a false accusation is reckless and saddening, but not surprising.”
Whether Wyclef’s claims have any validity or not, we can all agree that the last thing the people of Haiti need is a coked-out Sean Penn scampering around the island. Actually, the last thing they need are two celebrities arguing about them constantly, so maybe take it down a notch, you guys.
Everyone has their own thoughts about adorable Taylor Swift, four-time Grammy winner and current VMA nominee. For example, in the opinion of Black Crowes‘ front man and Kate Hudson’s ex Chris Robinson, Taylor Swift is everything that’s terrible about modern music.
Snarls Robinson, “I find it embarrassing that adults are like, ‘Taylor Swift is very talented.’ She’s not. She might be cute, but she’s horrible.” Ouch! How weird is it that Robinson would even bother to go after Taylor in the first place? It’s not like most 14-year-old girls are on iTunes agonizing over whether to buy Swift’s new single “Mine” or the Black CrowesÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ “Croweology”. He’s not going to pull any fans to his side this way.
Robinson’s main issue with Swift and other (popular) artists are that “they have stylists who dress them, they make records with producers who play a chord into the computer and it all comes out the same… When you have computers doing it all for you… there’s no individuality. Singing isn’t always about being on key; it’s about emotionality (sic).” It’s about emotionality, people. Oh, but not the emotions of a love-struck 20-year-old girl, of course; just the emotionality of middle-aged hippies with tie-dyed tops and Jesus hair. We respect Robinson’s right to jam out without the aid of GarageBand or a professional beard wrangler, but please. Let the children be. [Photo: /]
Did we not warn her ? Did we not say, she’s going to get screwed? Because she did and we’re doing the ‘we-told-you-so’ dance.Ã‚Â Taylor Momsen got owned by Rihanna. We’re all used to the brat mouthing off at people, but this was just plain social suicide. Taylor dissed Rihanna in an interview saying, “People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now RihannaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s wearing f*ckinÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ leather jackets, and itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s really annoying.” Oh no she didn’t! But yeah… she kinda did.
When reality set in, The Racoon-Eyed One’s knees started shaking. Because Momsen totally backtracked saying she was misquoted. She hurriedly responded with, “First of all I’d like to say that quote was spun… it’s a misquote. I was arguing the difference between rock versus pop and it’s a very pop-oriented world at the moment…”
Excuse us while we snort with laughter. She groveled even more, “We’re looking to bring back a real rock band and Rihanna – I wasn’t insulting Rihanna. Rihanna’s great. [Eminem collaboration] Love The Way You Lie is awesome. That’s a great song.”
Did you REALLY think that was going to work, Taylor? ‘Cause it didn’t. Rihanna apparently hunted downÃ‚Â Momsen’s number and called her up for a – how do we say thisÃ‚Â – little chat. And the crux of it was telling Miss M to “act her age.”Ã‚Â A source revealed, “Rihanna did not take kindly to a 17-year-old making such rude comments about her, especially since they flooded the internet as soon as they were released.Ã‚Â She got Taylor’s number through a friend and called her up, telling her to back off and act her age, Rihanna is not the kind of person you want to mess with.”
Every normal person on the planet knows that. The operative word here being “normal.” Somehow, we doubt that Taylor has learned her lesson.
Taylor Momsen seriously has a death wish, or at least a slapped-upside-the-head wish. In her new interview with SPIN magazine, Taylor once again suffers a severe attack of verbal diarrhea, this time expounding on her weirdly antagonistic feelings toward Rihanna. Thoughts like, “People think pop is rock, and the lines are getting blurred. Now Rihanna’s wearing f*ckin’ leather jackets, and it’s really annoying.” OMG, Taylor.
First of all, we forgot Momsen owns the patent on leather jackets. Glad we cleared that up. Second of all, girl-child please. Taylor is clearly forgetting the most cardinal rule of trash talk etiquette. You do not rip on a woman with a neck tattoo. Period. There is nothing more rock than a neck tat, end of story. And if said woman’s tattoo may or may not be misspelled? Look, we’ve all seen Rihanna dance on a tank; you think she wouldn’t drive that thing into the side of your house?
17-year-old Momsen also held hold court on her particular brand of fashion, describing her signature ripped-fishnets-and bleachy-blonde mop look as “high-class hooker,” undoubtedly drawing the ire of actual high-class hookers the world over. “I dress for myself,” Taylor said. “Clearly, it’s provocative, but it makes me feel good. And if the only reason it makes someone uncomfortable is because I’m 17, then that person’s a scumbag because it shouldn’t matter.”
You heard it here first, folks. Only scumbags feel skeeved out by Taylor’s constantly-visible underwear and towering Frankenstein heels. Now if you’ll excuse us, there’s a National Scumbags of America meeting we are guest-speaking at tonight, and we don’t want to get caught in traffic. [Photo: Getty Images/Splash News Online]
Now that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s divorce is final, the body-formally-known-as Heidi has realized she has a big Pratt-shaped hole in her life. Ã‚Â And she’s left reminiscing how her ex loved fame more than he loved her.
So what does she have left? She’s alienated her family (calling the cops on your Mom will do that). No friends either. Lauren Conrad and Heidi, once BFF, are no more. Even ex sister-in-law Stephanie Pratt doesn’t speak to her. So poor Heidi now has all that extra boob and no one to appreciate it.
In a move that reeks of desperation, she’s resorted to reaching out to her old Hills co-stars LC and Audrina Patridge in an attempt to erase all the Spencer years. She tweeted, “watching old hills i miss you @AudrinaPatridgeÃ‚Â and most of all @laurenconrad.”
Don’t hold your breath, Heidi-hon.
Katy Perry is a busty walking contradiction once again in her new interview with Rolling Stone this month, as she discusses her fame, her hubs-to-be Russell Brand and most notably, her surprisingly conservative critiques of Lady GagaÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s sex-and-religion-themed Alejandro video. Perry attempts to explain her tweeted criticism, saying “I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen.” Hmm, we wonder if people in glass bikinis should really be throwing sexy stones, as it were.
While we certainly respect a personÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s right to be spiritual, when most people ask, “what would Jesus do?” the answer is typically not, “lay butt-naked on a cotton candy cloud” or “dance around with a sentient gummy bear with his jugs out.”Ã‚Â Continues Perry, “Yes, I said I kissed a girl. But I didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t say I kissed a girl while f-ing a crucifix.”
DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t give Gaga any more (fabulous) ideas! In addition to promoting her new album Teenage Dream, due out later this month, Perry delved further into her own strict religious upbringing, saying “I wasnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t ever able to say I was Ã¢â‚¬Ëœlucky,Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ because my mother would rather us say that we were Ã¢â‚¬Ëœblessed,Ã¢â‚¬â„¢ and she also didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t like that Ã¢â‚¬ËœluckyÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ sounded like Ã¢â‚¬ËœLuciferÃ¢â‚¬â„¢.”
Wow, if her mom canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t listen to the word “lucky,” how demonic must “we freak in my jeep” sound to her? ItÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s got to be embarrassing when your own mom starts burning your albumsÃ¢â‚¬Â¦