As if New York Fashion Week wasn’t in enough of the tizzy over Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina slowly merging into one multi-headed spray-tanned entity, now New York Mag reports that Lindsay Lohan threw her drink onto a waitress at yesterday’s V Magazine Black and White Ball. After hurling her booze, Lohan indicated to the moistened server that she was trying to throw it on someone else, yelling “Not you, him!” Well, there ain’t no party like a Lindsay Lohan party, because a Lindsay Lohan party could accidentally blind you!
Not content that she had made enough of a definitive statement (even after getting into a fight with a photographer on Tuesday night), Lohan proceeded to throw her French Fries, and at one point was allegedly seen “sucker-punching a seemingly innocent bystander as she walked past.” Oh my god…Lindsay Lohan was eating French Fries? That’s the most encouraging thing we’ve read about Lilo in a long time. Maybe things are going to turn out alright for her after all…oh right, if she stop throwing things at people.
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They say every cloud has a silver lining, but who would have thought that lining would consist of a healthier relationship with Charlie Sheen? Let’s discuss the cloud part first , shall we? Earlier this week Sheen’s ex Brooke Mueller got into a fight with the crew on a flight from L.A. to Cancun; the battle began when a flight attendant told Mueller she couldn’t use the bathroom during takeoff. It’s not certain whether Mueller was kicked off the plane or left of her own volition, but one thing is clear: a belligerent Brooke Mueller trying desperately to get into a bathroom isn’t a good look, if you get our drift.
In less depressing news, sources say Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are allegedly on speaking terms again, after months of dramatic declarations and near custody battles. “They’re not together, they’re not hanging out regularly, but they have been talking,” a source told E! “Brooke went over to his house once and they talked about everything, mainly the kids. They are back on talking terms, that’s it. They are not back together in any sense other than sharing kids together.” As long as Charlie doesn’t stop Brooke from using the facilities, we bet these two will stay on decent terms. Oh, who are we kidding? That whole mansion must be like one giant bathroom, if you’re picking up what we’re putting down.
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We think we can safely say, if you’re going to hit Nicki Minaj in the face with a suitcase, you might as well go ahead and bash yourself in the teeth as well, because there is no way you are escaping the rapper’s wrath. TMZ reported that Nicki’s assistant Safaree Samuels struck the rapper during a dispute Monday night, after Minaj followed him to their room to check if he had taken some of her belongings. However, Nicki and the authorities are claiming that the injury was accidental. “We responded to her and a friend arguing over a suitcase, and one of them let go and it hit her in the lip,” Dallas Police spokesman Kevin Janse said about the incident. Seriously, imagine a 10,000 suitcase, shot out of a hot-pink bazooka toward your mouth, for an approximation of what would happen to that guy if he started throwing luggage around intentionally.
Seeing as how Nicki Minaj’s cousin died earlier this month, girl is probably having a hard enough month as it is without tales of dangerous carry-ons. “The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn’t leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? #getaF%cknLife,” Minaj tweeted this morning. Our thoughts exactly.
The man spends 95% of his career safely handling swords, but put him in a bar and Games of Thrones‘ Sean Bean gets stabbed. Reportedly The Lord of The Rings star was on a date with a British glamour model by the name of April Summers this weekend when a passerby made a lewd comment, perhaps not recognizing Bean since the actor was not wearing chain mail and screaming in slow motion.
After a verbal altercation the men fought and Bean was punched in the face and stabbed in the arm with a piece of glass. “Sean is a regular here and we’ve never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar,” an employee of the Hill Bar and Brasserie in London said. After the police were called, the Troy actor opted to forgo a trip the hospital and instead went back inside and ordered another drink, where were assuming flowed out of him in a million places like a cartoon sieve.
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Nicolas Cages‘s son, Weston Cage, just got married less than two months ago. Shouldn’t every thing be stress-free and honeymoon like right now? Apparently not, because TMZ is reporting that an angry Weston was taken to hospital yesterday for a mental evaluation! He completely flew off the handle because his trainer told him not eat a particular item at The Farmer’s Kitchen in Hollywood yesterday. We don’t know how the conversation went or whether there was some sort of nasty history between the two, because Weston got hopping mad and started pushing his personal trainer around. He went ballistic and some more people, including the trainer, tried to hold him down, but no one could stop him from raging.
Consequently, the police were called and warned him of a possible tasing if he didn’t stop. That worked! They then handcuffed him and then strapped him onto a gurney because he was that belligerent. So now, he’s at the hospital getting evaluated is allegedly in a 5150 psychiatric hold. Sources are saying that he had a massive argument with his wife, Nikki, that morning. That’s a possible reason, but they’re still going to test him to see it its more than that. Drugs or alcohol, perhaps? Whatever it is, we hope it’s not serious and can be treated.
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Things work quickly (read: ruthlessly) in showbiz. Just two weeks ago Cheryl Cole was at The X-Factor‘s first auditions along with fellow judges Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell and L.A Reid. Steve Jones and Nicole Scherzinger were roped in as the hosts of the American adaptation of the hit show. Everything was in place and it looked like the formula for a hit series.
All of a sudden, Nicole’s replaced Cheryl as a judge! Just like that. Cheryl’s back on a plane to England! TMZ reports that it’s because Cheryl’s English accent is too indecipherable for American audiences and also because—and this is the damning one—of her “lack of chemistry” with Paula. It pays to go kissy-kissy with Simon in moments like these because there was no way anyone was getting rid of her. Apparently, Cheryl has been asked to go back to the original U.K show, but sources are saying that the singer’s so cheesed off with the whole mess that she wants out of the whole thing! No one’s heard from Simon about all of this yet and we’re waiting to hear what he has to say. All we know is that Nicole should steer clear from Cheryl for a while. Scratch that, the whole lot of them should watch out!
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When Betty White calls you out on your bulls—, be very careful about how you choose to respond. Don’t cuss her out, don’t engage her in a battle of repartee and don’t act like a smart ass because, really, would you want to take on Betty White? We know we wouldn’t. That lady will demolish you. So when Betty insulted Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, we were wondering whether either of those two celebrities would be smart about it and let it go.
Betty had told the Daily Mail, “They party too much, don’t learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful.” Sheen’s kept his mouth shut so far, but LiLo couldn’t resist responding. When E! told her about Betty’s scathing comments, Lindsay said, “Wow. I’ve always been a fan of hers. It’s just a bit strange when people feel they must speak publicly about others. Especially a grown woman.” Lindz apparently sounded surprised rather than dissed, which is good, because White won’t have to annihilate her. Let’s not forget she has her own comic book!
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Why does Foxy Brown insist on getting so violent about her nails? She was on probation for allegedly attacking two manicurists. Now, TMZ is reporting that Foxy apparently got kicked off a Royal Caribbean cruise for losing it after missing a manicure appointment. Do her nails have like, magic powers? Do evil spirits reside in them so she has to appease them every now and then? Because they seem to be such a trigger for her!
The deal is that she set up the appointment at the cruise salon, but supposedly swanned in three hours late. As all the nail technicians were busy, they couldn’t give Foxy time. Needless to say, she went bananas to the extent that security had to take her away. Apparently, Foxy was booted off the ship when the reached a Cayman Islands destination. Sources also say that she’s flown home now. If this is true, then we’re so over her. Forget the fact that she turned up three hours late. This sort of cray-cray deserves it’s own hall of infamy.
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A fan decided to get a little too close to Jake Gyllenhaal while he was in a bathroom at the screening of his film Source Code at SXSW. He was trying to take pictures of the actor and apparently Jakey G totally lost his cool at the handsy photog. Look, we get it. It’s Jake. If we were that close to him, our minds would also scramble. But trying to take a picture when he’s using the facilities? That’s just stupid. Amongst a bunch of people who were at the screening, movie journalist Erik Davis tweeted about the incident, explaining what went down, “Best story I heard tonight was the guy who tried to take a photo of Jake Gyllenhaal at the urinal, and Jake went all badass on him”. This may be an inappropriate time to say it but — swoon. (About him being badass, guys.)
Jake’s rep tried to do some damage control about the throwdown saying, “There was no scuffle, it was an excited fan who tried to take his picture in the restroom. He asked the guy to please delete it and he did! No drama”. His denial was completely shot down because Jake himself admitted that he did get into a fight when Entertainment Weekly asked him, “There are rumors that there was a rather heated scuffle in the theatre bathroom last night as a fan tried to take your picture at an inelegant time?” Instead of making up a story, Jake laughed and admitted, “That’s true. I think it’s an appropriate space to keep some privacy. I hope that people wouldn’t disagree with me on that”. Don’t worry Jake, we agree.
The beef is on between Simon Cowell and Elton John! Sir Elton had recently said that he held reality shows like X Factor responsible for having “killed talent” in the United Kingdom, making comments like “Can any X Factor people cut the mustard?” Guess who’s bringing that show to the U.S.? Exactly… Simon Cowell! And if you thought he would take it sitting down, then you were so very wrong.
Simon appeared on Piers Morgan‘s show on CNN and gave it right back to Elton saying, “Well, look. This is somebody who charges what—a million dollars a private gig? Two million dollars, you know? I don’t know whether he’s concerned about himself, but, they always bleat on that we’re not giving other people a chance…” And that’s not the best part! He finished his scathing repartee saying, “And I always want to say to them, ‘I tell you what, you just made a millions dollars off—off your last private gig. Go and give it to a bunch of young musicians you care about, put them in the studio. Go and nurture them. Go and spend some time looking after them.’ Then I’ll buy your argument. They’re only worried about themselves.” So he basically called Elton John self-centered. Excellent. We’re waiting for a response, because you know there’s going to be one. We’re also backing Simon on this one because in terms of music, he really does put his money where his mouth is.
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