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How To Fake Your Way Through a Conversation About Celebrity Gossip at Holiday Parties

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-Tara Aquino

Holiday parties are a lot of pressure. They require small talk, and mingling with people you barely know over eggnog that’s probably making you gag. How do you survive the minimum amount of time you must put in (so as not to look like you can’t hang)? Shallow conversation about anything and everything. And most of the time that conversation means celebrity gossip.
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by (@missmuttoo)

Jennifer Aniston To Appear On Days Of Our Lives?

Jennifer Aniston on Days Of Our Lives? Apparently, it’s going to happen! Jen’s dad, John Aniston has been on the show for an astounding 24 years, playing Greek mobman Victor Kiriakis. The problem is that NBC plans to shelve the soap because ratings are really low. Everyone’s leaping to the show’s defense with viewers and the stars both petitioning. Enter, Jennifer. Producers believe that an appearance by her will help draw people in, which gives the show a chance for survival.

She’s supposedly going to play a “frazzled” wedding planner who helps her father’s character marry Maggie Norton, played by Suzanne Rogers. A source reveals, “We’re hoping Jen will join us in November, when all the networks are at their most competitive. She has said she wants to help but her schedule is so tight we may have to cram a lot of shooting into just a few days.” So this is really going to happen. Well, it seems quite full circle-ish anyway. She started and got her biggest break with television so there’s no harm in going back.

Papa’s pretty happy his daughter’s chipping in, too. The source added, “John is thrilled at the prospect of working alongside his daughter for the first time. He didn’t approach her, though. The show’s executive producers did because John didn’t want to put Jen under pressure.”  Another source corroborated the deal with, “She wants to do it and she’s happy to take the bare minimum Screen Actors’ Guild day rate.The idea of a semi-comedic role opposite her dad is hugely appealing to Jennifer.” Would you tune in to watch?

 

by (@missmuttoo)

Which T.V Actor Gets This Pimped Out Trailer?

This is one BALLIN’ trailer, guys. It’s the Anderson Mobile Estate tricked out pony which doesn’t have just one floor. It has two, the second of which hydraulically emerges from the main body of the trailer. It also has seven 60-inch 3-D plasma TVs, two bathrooms, akitchen and a wireless touch screen that controls all amenities like the A.C, heat and the blinds. This is seriously Hollywood luxury, right? So which T.V star is lucky enought to have this trailer all to himself on set? Any guesses?  Read more…

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Who Wants To Be Paula Abdul’s Assistant? (Hint: Not Us)

We’ve heard about weird demands of celebrities and it makes us giggle every time. More importantly, when any diva shiz goes down with any of their people — those are the best, stories. PerezHilton gave us this snipped about Paula Abdul‘s behaviour with her assistants today, but we’re wondering if this is true? It sounds like Paula, so we’re hoping this isn’t sources making up bullshiz! Either way, we just had to share with you guys. Apparently, Paula’s assistants must always…

• Have a tape recorder on because “she doesn’t trust her own conversations”

• Check TiVo for mentions of her and burn them onto a DVD

• Go through Paula’s email and send responses out in her voice

• Constantly remind her that she’s a “warrior, survivor and gift”

The last one’s obviously our favorite and does totally sound like something she would. So how many of you are lining up to be Paula’s assistant now, huh?

by (@missmuttoo)

Inappropriate Much? Artist Makes A Nude Sculpture Of Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez

The phrase “TMI” was invented for situations like these. Also, “My Eyes!” Because that was our reaction when we heard US based artist Daniel Edwards had created a sculpture of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez nude together. Can we please repeat this? Justin Bieber. Selena Gomez. Together. Naked. They’re supposed to be a 21st Century Adam and Eve. And just to up the ick factor, he’s called the piece. “Justin and Selena as One.” Seriously? And check this out, their most naughty bits have been covered by a Canadian maple leaf and a Texas lone star respectively.

It gets even more freaky. Right in front of the couple, he’s created a sculpture of a Canada goose — how should we say this politely — getting it on with a Texas armadillo. And in the best “explanation” we’ve heard, Edwards’ rep Cory Allen has said of the whole thing, “Justin and Selena joined together, symbolizes the great harmony between neighbouring countries Canada and The United States.” Right, that’s why the goose and the armadillo are doing the nasty? Also, doesn’t the fact that Selena and Justin are like hatched chickens bother him? Too YOUNG, artist dude. Lay off!

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@missmuttoo)

Jenner Wedding Edition: Kris And Bruce Renew Their Vows

Did you know that Bruce and Kris Jenner had renewed their wedding vows? They did, earlier this spring, apparently, in Bora Bora! They re-sealed the deal on April 21 — which just so happens to be their 20th wedding anniversary — with the whole family around. Minus Khloe Kardashian and husband Lamar Odom who both couldn’t make it.

But the rest of Klan Kardashian represented and went all out, with everyone dressed in white! The ceremony was officiated by a Tahitian priest and it all went down on a serene hilltop at the Hilton Bora Bora Nui Resort and Spa. You can of course watch the episode on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, naturally. You do see how we’re trying really hard to keep the snark at bay, right? We’re suckers for romance and yeah, we’ll even applaud at vow renewals because it’s all so sweet. But to use everything you got and more all for a TV show, just riles us up. And we’ve made our distaste for Kris quite clear in the past. But this is a ‘happy’ occasion, so we’re just going to grit our teeth this time and say, ‘Congratulations’. That’s how well behaved we are.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Which Jennifer Lopez Ex Plans To Take It All Off For Playgirl?

It ain’t Diddy, or that dancer dude, or Jennifer Lopez‘s most recent — Marc Anthony. This gold-digging ex Ojani Noa! Remember the J.Lo “honeymoon tape”? Considering that little tidy stash o’ cash was denied after Jennifer blocked the sale of the video, you know he’s been looking for another avenue. And he’s found one. Or, it found him?

Ojani and Playgirl are inking a deal for him to make an appearance in the magazine. Let’s be clear — it’s going to be all of him! TMZ reports that deal will only go through if he agrees to do full-frontal shots. Which he doesn’t mind at all considering he told the site, “If the money is right, especially for full nude, then I would be flattered to pose for Playgirl.” Of course he would. There’s a price for everything, right?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

George Clooney And Stacy Keibler: So This Is Happening?

So yeah, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler? These two are happening? Don’t mind our question marks, guys. It’s an extension of our disbelief that the Silver Fox and a hot (former) wrestler are reportedly getting it on. The lucky lady was at Clooney’s Lake Como villa last month which is where the fireworks supposeldy happened. Stacey even tweeted, ” I’m in heaven…” which is exactly what we would say if we were ensconced in Clooney’s arms.

But the point is, will it last? Or is this the best hook-up Stacy will ever hope to have? Screw going to St. Tropez and Monaco (Stacy’s Twitter account details her travels) — this is the life! But now she’s back in L.A and he’s filming Gravity with Sandra Bullock with a mind-boggling 16 other projects lined up in his schedule (so sayeth RadarOnline). Does that leave any time for Keilooney?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@missmuttoo)

Kelly Osbourne Cusses Out Christina Aguilera

Can someone say “Meow?” Kelly Osbourne and Christina Aguilera haven’t exactly been fond of each other over the years, but the claws really came out recently on E!’s Fashion Police, courtesy of Ms. O. It all started when Joan Rivers commented on how Christina looked “stuffed” in her dress at a party in Munich, Germany, calling her “Snooki‘s Scandinavian cousin.” This would have been more than enough of snark for the day, but — oh hell no! — it wasn’t.

Said Kelly, of Christina, “Maybe she is just becoming the fat b—ch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c—t to me. And she bought my house.”  Did it stop there? Does it ever? Kelly continued with, “She called me fat for so many f—ing years, so you know what? F—k you! You’re fat too.” Ouch.

Kelly took a lot of flack for her weight over the years and it’s obviously been weighing on her (guys, seriously — pun unintended). She revealed, “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.” We like Kelly. We really do. And she’s f–ing hilarious (to speak like her), but in moments like these (ie: on national television) a little more grace is probably due.