It’s exhausting being hard-partying supermodel Kate Moss! When you’ve got a reputation as the biggest boozing social butterfly of them all, keeping that image going requires commitment, endurance and a liver made of steel. Just looking at her last 24 hours makes us feel tired.
- Go to babydaddy Jefferson Hack‘s magazine party. Bring new boyfriend Jamie Hince. Leave him apparently to fend for himself “aimlessly.”
- Leave party at 3am. Go to Lily Allen’s ex Jay Jopling’s house party instead and leave at 5am looking totally wrecked a little worse for wear.
- Wake up! Throw on a baggy pink jumper and still look amazing. Hook up with another friend, go shopping in Primrose Hill, not forgetting to stop off in the pub.
- Time to go out again — see Jude Law’s ex-wife Sadie Frost perform in Madonna play in the West End. Go out for more drinks later at the Ivy Club.
- Get home. Wonder who this small girl who looks a bit like me is. Realize is daughter.
OK, we made the last one up. But blimey, we’re still impressed by the woman’s sheer resilience. [Photos: Splash News Online]
VH1’s Rock of Love 2 runner-up Daisy De La Hoya is bringing her flailing arms, 4th grade unicorns and rainbows sensibility, and crying fits to her spin-off reality show Daisy of Love. Tune in to Daisy of Love this Spring to watch all the drama go down while Daisy embarks on her quest for true love. Check out our gallery of Daisy looking sexy on the beach in Hawaii while she films her new reality show. [Photo: Splash News Online]
We’ve had a lesbian ménage à trois, finger tattoos with Lindsay Lohan, drug-taking spells and propositioning Simon Cowell, as well as dating middle-aged men. But Lily Allen‘s not done yet! Nope, now she’s busy telling Britain’s Q magazine about not only her new boy toy’s “cock” but also enjoying naked lady lapdances.
“I signed my publishing deal at [London strip club] Stringfellows and had a private dance. One of the naked ones. And I went to Spearmint Rhino the other day – for six hours. I’ve had lapdances there. It’s fun. I like having a chat with the strippers,” she told the magazine.
She loves being controversial, no? If it weren’t for the cute Twitter pics she’s been posting (especially the duck outfit) we might be getting a little bored of her wild’n’crazy revelations. But not yet. [Photo: Q Magazine]
He’s been hitting up all the shows at London Fashion Week, but — ha! — some people still don’t know who Kanye West is. Just a week after crowing that winning the Brit award for Best International Male meant that, “in every nation I am the Best Male,” we’re sure he’s now being caused great moral pain by the fact one of the legendary stars of British fashion hasn’t a clue who he is. Attending the Vivienne Westwood show at the weekend, Kanye found the international celebrity club doesn’t always include him.
“Kanye went straight over to Vivienne and began telling her he was a huge fan and he had enjoyed her show. But Vivienne had to ask a friend who he was, telling them: ‘I think he’s famous in America,'” reports the London Paper.
Ahhh. Of course this will have no long-term effect on the biggest ego in music, but it tickled us.
Missing out on the Oscars this year was — believe it or not — a deliberate plan for Sienna Miller. Unlike fellow tabloid star Lindsay Lohan, Sienna’s been making a critically acclaimed leap into fashion these last few years with the label Twenty8Twelve, in partnership with designer sister Savannah. And on Oscar night, they made their debut showing at London Fashion Week with a relaxed, stylish collection showcasing the sisters’ edgy, wearable clothes.
With a celebrity-packed audience including Courtney Love, Kanye West, Lydia Hearst, Alexa Chung and legendary 60’s British model Twiggy, the runway show was hailed as a huge success by fashion-watchers. She hasn’t had the best luck so far in picking winning films (or unattached men) but it seems her eye for style might prove her most enduring skill. [Photo: WireImage]
On the worldwide PR stage, it’s fair to say that David Beckham’s escaped relatively Scot-free (apart from his comedy accent raising a few giggles) whereas wife Victoria has suffered more than her fair share of tabloid hate campaigns, especially in the British tabloids. But America’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan reckons this has been the wrong way round — branding soccer star Becks “ruthlessly selfish” for his plans to ditch LA Galaxy and head off to Milan, leaving Posh to potentially change her life around once more.
“I think he’s been ruthlessly selfish about his career from the start. I don’t blame him – I just wish he’d be more honest about it. My sympathy is all with Victoria. She has to do all the dirty work while he works out where he can make his next pay cheque. I think he should have stayed in America and honoured his commitment to them and American soccer. That was the deal and that’s why they paid him the big bucks, but as always, he’s put David Beckham first and if everyone has to be uprooted and disappointed by it then so be it,” he says to this week’s issue of the UK’s New! magazine.
It’s fair to say the Beckhams probably won’t be inviting wobblechops Morgan round to their LA home to swap stories about how much they miss beans on toast and Marmite anytime soon. But “Poor Posh” as a new nickname? Hmm, it’s got a ring to it… [Photos: Splash News Online, ]
Just like Jennifer Garner and the Neverending Pregnancy, we did wonder whether Mel C was ever going to get round to giving birth. Thankfully for her uterus and our prurient nature, she has, and has followed the tradition of her fellow Spice Mamas by giving her new baby daughter a showbiz name. Scarlet Starr was born on Sunday weighing 8lb 3oz and we’re sending congrats to the new mom. But when the most sensibly-named Spice Baby is called Bluebell (Geri Halliwell’s daughter) or Beau (Emma Bunton‘s son), you’ve got to stand out somehow at those future playdates — and alliterative popstar names are clearly the way forward… [Photo: Splash News Online]
Joel Madden still hasn’t put a ring on it, but he just put another baby in it. Madden announced on his band Good Charlotte’s web site that girlfriend Nicole Richie is pregnant again, a little over a year after the birth of their daughter Harlow. For reasons unknown he decided to tie the announcement to the weekend’s festivities.
What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now………
If he’s jealous, maybe they could just name it Oscar. It’s almost been two years since Madden and Richie were allegedly engaged. Think baby #2 will get the pair to commit already? Hard to believe they could pass up the cash for wedding photo exclusives.
Lady Gaga appears to be making a habit of giving interviews that are a cross between quotable nonsense and pretentious waffle. After launching off into the loonysphere in her Guardian interview, she’s now revealed more of her arty-insane quotes to Britain’s Style magazine. The highlights below:
- “In this time of recession, people love this hair — it’s so nostalgic!” Exactly — who needs a job when you can look at a head full of peroxide?
- “I don’t get body anxiety — I don’t eat.” So that’s the answer!
- “My girlfriends used to tell me that no matter what I was wearing, even zipped up to my neck in a parka, I looked naked.” Eh?
- She describes her style as “a commentary on what it means to be a lady.” A lady who doesn’t like wearing pants, naturally.
Hey, it’s quite charming, we suppose. Now she just needs to deliver more than one hit single to be allowed to get away with spouting more twaddle like this. [Photo: Splash News Online]
Interesting developments in our international Celebrity Swap Treaty continue! Sadly, it seems Peaches Geldof has tired of New York and will be returning to London for good again (boo! But am sure you’re yelling “Yay!” or “Care?”). But, as previously reported, we’ll also be getting Courtney Love, who’s recently been spotted househunting in North London’s celeb-stuffed Primrose Hill district, as well as for a country pile in Buckinghamshire (once the stomping ground of a pre-Brad Angelina Jolie).
And of course, Courtney will be bringing 16-year-old daughter Frances Bean Cobain with her, who’s sure to fit in with the young London party crowd straightaway. Will she slip straight in with NBF’s Peaches, Pixie, Daisy Lowe and Alexa Chung? Or set up her own bad girl trust-fund posse? We’re hoping the latter…