That she’s been having a bad run these last couple of months is an understatement. Just recently, Amy Winehouse‘s post-rehab tour completely tanked. And who can forget her show in Belgrade, where it was made perfectly clear that she wasn’t capable of speech, much less singing. Now, Amy’s website’s been hacked by a nasty little group called SwagSec. Why? Because they want to “take back the Internet from the white devil.”
That’s what they wrote in the rambling curse filled message they left on her site, which also included a bizarre, “DEATH 2 THE WHITE DEVIL.” Just charming, guys. Amy’s website still isn’t fixed because it links directly to her Facebook page now. Plus, if you Google it, it shows up as “Amy Winehouse — SWAGGER SECURITY.” That wasn’t always there was it? Looks like SwagSec got Amy pretty bad! We wonder if anyone else is on their hit list?
How we reveled when we read Gawker‘s piece on Quentin Tarantino‘s apparent toe-sucking fetishism. That’s not something you get to hear about every day, ya know. If you find this title of this post fully WTF, then wait till you the whole story. Although, whether it’s a story or a tall tale is something we’ll probably never know. It all stems from an email a young lady sent out to fifteen of her acquaintances and friends. Yes, fifteen of them, which ironically corresponds with her pending “15 minutes of fame.” This woman apparently met Quentin at a schoomzy party where he dropped such pick up lines as “…you’ve got a mouth on you. I like that.”
Sassy lady and Quentin went full-out and Ã‚Â publicly made out at the party, and also headed back to his house where they took flirtatious pictures together in a photo booth . Which isn’t bulls—t, because she included the pictures. Which you can see resting on what looks like a film script — nice touch, lady! After a brief cameo by Jamie Foxx, the couple continued making out, and then he took her to the bedroom. Cue the sexy music, right? Well … let’s hold judgement on that.
Girlfriend decided she actually didn’t want to get with Quentin and started devising an exit plan. Fortunately for her, she didn’t need one because, as her email dictates, he asked, “Can I suck on your toes while I j—k off?” You read correctly. Which is what he did — twice.
Enjoy her entire email over at Gawker, because face it, you totally want to.
A week after Tracy had to apologize profusely to the LGBT community for the anti-gay rants he passed off as jokes in Nashville earlier this month, he’s done it again. This time, the mentally disabled were targeted during Tracy’s show in New York City. We’re just going to repeat the “jokes” he cracked verbatim. He told the assembled audience, “Don’t ever mess with women who have retarded kids. Them young retarded males is strong. They’re strong like chimps.”
Don’t face-palm just yet, there’s more. Tracy went on to relate a story of an apparent romance he had as a teenager with a girl who he called “a cripple,” who had a prosthetic arm, a mechanical larynx and a portable dialysis machine. The irony is that the 30 Rock-er could have just shut up for once. He actually told the audience earlier in the show that he wanted to tell them something but he couldn’t explaining, ”I can’t. I just got out of controversy man. This is diabolical.” But obviously, he couldn’t resist. The way he’s going, almost everyone is going to be out to kick him in the gluteus maximus. He’s obviously already has apologies scripted out for every possible community, because he’s going to offend them all.
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Crystal Harris is yesterday’s news. Hugh Hefner‘s already moved on to another blonde, and she’s not Anna Sophia Berglund. Keeping true to his string of nearly identical girlfriends, Hef’s newest lady is Shera Bechard. He explained it all on Twitter when he tweeted about who exactly his mystery lady was, writing, “Shera is both our November 2011 Playmate & my new girlfriend…” That’s pretty clear, isn’t it? The Hef is taken. He’s sounding quite moony in his tweets to Shera writing endearments like, “It was a fun night, but we missed you, Shera” and “Goodnight, darling.”
In case you’re wondering, Bechard is also an actress who starred in a movie called Sweet Karma two years ago. And no, we haven’t heard of it and nor do we plan to seek it out. But we do wish Hef well with his new relationship. We’re not sure it’s going to stay singular for too long because we all know how he likes a bevy around him.
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Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz married each other last week! We know, right? It’s crazytown! Okay, not totally nuts, but we’re just reeling from how sudden and hush-hush this whole affair was. It also feels like they’ve been dating for like, 5 minutes. She split with Darren Aronofsky last November and it was reported that Rachel and Daniel were seeing each other just two months after that. Which means they’ve been together for what, six months now?
We’re also now going to stop sounding like we’re averse to this whole thing. We’re not! We’re just totally surprised and amazed they pulled this off without anyone knowing. Did you know they got married last Wednesday? In New York, in a secret ceremony. Really, it’s the coolest thing ever. Rachel just married James Bond! Congratulations, you two. You’re British, gorgeous and have seriously adorable accents — we wish you much joy!
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Once again, the dastardly Lindsay Lohan has managed to escape a certain prison term. Rubberneckers were licking their chops when it was revealed that Lindsay failed a sobriety test, seemingly in violation of her parole. However, Judge Stephanie Sauter ruled that the controlled testing was only supposed to go through last February, meaning that Lindsay is free to chug away her super-tough house arrest if she so desires. She didn’t get off scott free though, due to her “extremely poor judgment,” Lindsay is only allowed to have one friendly visitor at a time for the remainder of her house arrest. Yup, LiLo is no longer allowed to have parties while she’s grounded. Tough but fair.
Lindsay must have been confident she’d stay out of jail, considering she spent the morning an ad for Air New Zealand, according to TMZ. Hopefully this is kosher with the rules of ‘house arrest’—we’d hate to see taxpayer money used for another hearing denying her the right to promote for two weeks. See photos of Lindsay outside the courthouse in the gallery below.
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Looks like everyone can’t stop thinking about Pippa Middleton‘s butt. Grazia UK is all a-flutter with rumors that newly single siblings-in-law Pippa and Prince Harry have been spending a lot of time together since William and Kate’s wedding, even giving each other racy nicknames. Says the Daily Mail, “Pippa apparently calls the Prince ‘Captain’—which is his military rank—while he calls her ‘Commando,’ in reference to rumours that she was not wearing any underwear on her sister’s wedding day.” It’s so wrong…and yet so right!
Harry isn’t the only celeb concerned with Pippa’s coverage, though. She’ll be modeling Usher’s new ladies’ underwear line if the singer gets his way. “Name your price,” he told The Daily Star. “I don’t think there’s a more beautiful, more stunning, more talked-about woman in the world at the moment. I’m sure everybody is trying to sign her up. She won’t be cheap, but she has the looks and the popularity to really establish a new product.” Imagine having both these guys on your tail.
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While George Clooney and Elisabetta Canalis haven’t spoken about their sudden split yet, gossipmongers aren’t afraid to connect the dots. And the picture everyone’s drawing that confirmed bachelor Clooney probably didn’t like what Canalis’ ambitions to marry—someday. “I could never be with someone who every time he opens his mouth says he doesn’t want a child with me or to marry me,” she told an Italian magazine earlier this month, adding. “Who knows what will happen? I am a firm believer in marriage, in the future I will be married, but for the time being I am happy as I am.” Canalis dismissed any idea that Clooney would be anxious, saying “My boyfriend has not given an interview on his private life since 1999—everything that you read is just a rehash of stuff that has been written in the past,” but he actually confirmed his anti-marriage status to Piers Morgan last January (“I was married, so I gave it a shot”). Elisabetta must not have been watching.
As for the timing of the reveal, a source tells E! we should have seen this coming—since Clooney always drops his marriage-hungry lovers right before his annual friends-and-family trip to Lake Como in Italy. “He’s been trying to figure out how to get out of this for a while. Remember that ding-dong Sarah Larson George was dating? Same thing happened. Right before Como, they broke up. I’m telling you, it’s the same thing here.” The new “ding-dong” doesn’t seem to be too upset though, as Canalis and Dwyane Wade were reportedly “extra flirty” the DSquared2 show in Milan Tuesday. Clooney’s friends may claim the language barrier was an issue for him and the Italian model (“She was always shy…unsure of herself”), but an NBA star might be willing to ignore it…at least long enough for her to rebound.
Her star riseth, both personally and professionally. We squeed ourselves into a tizzy yesterday when we heard reports of Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield dating, because we love both of them in inordinate amounts. Apart from the awesome news of being part of a Spidery duo, she’s also heading to land of the undead (again). Emma’s been offered Elizabeth Bennet — the lead role in Pride, Prejudice and Zombies! Mr Darcy and Eliza fighting off zombies? Sign us up! And guess who’s producing the film? Natalie Portman‘sÃ‚Â Handsomecharlie Films.
Apparently, Natalie and Scarlett Johansson were discussed as leads by director Craig Gillespie and Lionsgate. Looks like Emma’s previous zombie experience in Zombieland paid off! But who will be her Darcy?
This is getting to be a pattern for celebrities. They go off on homophobic or other rants, realize they’re not funny at all, get two bucketloads of Ã‚Â c—p from people and then promptly apologize, hoping it’ll all go away. Tracy Morgan did. The current reigning champion of this behavior is Chris Brown, who happens to be a repeat offender. We reported the story yesterday, where Brown used gay slurs on paparazzi after they were crowding him because of his illegally parked car. Brown went off on the cameramen, saying, “YÃ¢â‚¬â„¢all n—as is weak. Did you all call them to try and film me? YÃ¢â‚¬â„¢all n—as is gay.” By the “call them” he meant calling the police — Chris thought they were trying to get a story by phoning the police about his car.
But that’s not the story here. The story is about how exceedingly stupid Chris is for his choice of words and attitude. Considering this was a completely spontaneous act, it goes to show how his opinions are skewed, doesn’t it. What makes it even more offensive is how Chris thinks a throwaway apology is enough to get him by. Chris tweeted, “I have total respect for Gay community and my intention was not to insult anyone in it.Ã‚Â #REALS—T”. Sure, Chris. Notice how he isn’t even trying? It’s such a blatantly insincere statement that it’s actually laughable. Fans of his we are most definitely not.