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by (@missmuttoo)

Has Ashley Greene Moved On To Jared Followill Post JoBro?

Well, well, well. We’re feeling a bit clairvoyant here. While writing about Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas‘ supposed breakup yesterday, we had mentioned how she was spotted with the sexiest King of all the Leons, Jared Followill (who Miley Cyrus was apparently phone-flirting with), at Avenue in NYC. Now, more photographs have emerged of Jared with Ashley and her father, Joe! Meet the parents, much?

The vamp (who has impressed us with her man-scoring skills), tweeted of a familial reunion on St Paddy’s day, writing, “Dads in NYC!! going to grab some food him. #awesome.” ‘Tis awesome! What’s even better is the father-daughter meeting happened at Phebe’s Tavern & Grill in Manhattan with Jared in tow (a spot our NYC blog team frequents often). And as you can see here, there’s plenty of green regalia around in the spirit of the day. And by green we also mean us—with jealousy because we want both Ashley’s life and men. So what say you FABpeople? Just friends, rebound rockstar, or something serious?

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by (@hallekiefer)

Ke$ha Caught “Nearly Fornicating” At Rihanna Concert, Never Disappoints

In a grocery store. In an O.R. In a salt mine 3,500 feet beneath the earth’s surface: Ke$ha doesn’t care where she is when she wants to get her freak on. Listening to Rihanna is, of course, a natural setting for human love making, but when Ke$ha hooked up with DJ Calvin Harris at Rihanna’s concert Tuesday, they were in a Melbourne arena filled with thousands of screaming fans. That actually sounds pretty encouraging! “They were getting right into it,” a source reported to the Melbourne Herald Sun. “They were practically fornicating. They were all over each other and didn’t care who was watching.” Um, have you ever heard “Only Girl In The World”? Who can blame her? That’s all we’re saying.

Harris, who’s worked with bands like The Ting Tings, is currently spinning for Rihanna’s Last Girl on Earth tour, making us wonder if Ke$ha even let him finish his set before stripping him. Boning in public and tattooing her fans by hand: Ke$ha’s living the dream. Sure, maybe it’s a dream she had after eating rancid potato salad and falling asleep in a dry baby pool, but still, it’s a dream nonetheless.

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Yet Another ScarJo Dating Rumor: Is She Hooking Up With Justin Long?

It’s tough being Scarlett Johansson. One minute you’re happily married to the Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds, the next you’re divorced and being linked to a bunch of hot, funny guys. Whether or not you’re actually dating them, uhh, no one seems to care. So add Justin Long to the ever-growing list of geeky, comic actors that ScarJo is rumored to be pursuing, right after Jason Sudeikis and Jared Leto (who, admittedly, is neither geeky nor comical, at least not intentionally).

Johansson and Long were seen leaving an Iron & Wine concert together in L.A. on Tuesday night, which is either a) scandalous!!, b) sexytime!!! c) they’re doin’ it!!!! or d) two friends who starred in a movie together who have the same taste in music. You be the judge. We’re just waiting for the time when these ScarJo rumors come full circle and it’s being reported that she’s actually hooking up with Sandra Bullock.

by (@missmuttoo)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Belle Du Jour, Camilla That Is


This freshly single dude’s getting bizz-ay. Newly split from Taylor Swift, Jake Gyllenhaal apparently set his sights on Camilla Belle on Saturday night at the Art of  Elysium “Heaven” Gala held at the California Science Center in L.A. He likes them young, huh? (We’re young, call us Jakey).

RadarOnline found a source who was witness to them hitting it off. They said, “They hung out together the entire night. They were talking intimately, and laughing.  There really seemed to be chemistry, a connection.” It’s not rocket science, guys. Two people that hot? Put them on a table and bang… and by that we mean. erm, bang. We’re trying not to get crass. For all we know, we’re going to see them go apple picking or something next weekend.

We don’t what else came out of this smoldering gala time other than them supposedly flirting all night. All we know is that Jake got game. The benefit and Camilla were on Saturday night. And we all know that Sunday was Golden Globes night where Jake brought Jenny Lewis. A different girl for every night? We need Taylor to step up her game and appear with some super buff, Tay L-Shirtless Wolf type character, stat.

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Giada De Laurentiis Embarrassed You’d Think She’d Screw John Mayer


The sinking ship known as John Mayer was intent on taking down everyone it came in contact with this past year. Unfortunately, his reputation as a dirty dog started to get out of hand and along with actual hookups with people like Taylor Swift, there were fabricated rumors as well. One such rumor concerned Mayer hooking up with Food Network Chef Giada De Laurentiis at the Standard Hotel in New York last November. De Laurentiis, who is married  and has a two-year-old daughter, quickly denied the claims, but in a recent interview with Redbook, clearly is still shaken up by the allegations.

De Laurentiis says she and her husband Todd Thompson were blindsided by the reports of an affair, and explains “The John Mayer incident was completely unexpected. I was shocked. And not so much for me, but for my husband and family…Todd was embarrassed that his family in Michigan would see it and think, ‘What is going on over there in Hollywood?'” Embarrassment is really the only emotion one can feel when they get swept up in a John Mayer rumor, so there ain’t no shame there, Todd. De Laurentiis also said that though she has met Mayer once, there’s no logic to how how the rumors started. She says “the only things that could possibly have tied us together is that we were at the same hotel that weekend in question—which, by the way, my husband was with me there as well.” We’re inclined to believe Giada, but that’s mainly because we like her show and we really don’t want this incident to ruin the Food Network for us.

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Report: Blake Lively And Ryan Gosling Got Cozy At Blue Valentine Premiere

We raised our eyebrows last month when we heard that Blake Lively was seen with Ryan Gosling at Disneyland. Then, just weeks later, she and Penn Badgely broke up. Even though the timing was suspect, we just chalked it up to two old pals spending time in the Happiest Place On Earth, end of story. Alas, it’s gotten a bit more complex:  Blake and Ryan got cozy after the Blue Valentine premiere in New York Tuesday. The Daily News says the pair was overly affectionate, with Gosling grabbing Lively’s knee and holding hands as they sat in the Top of the Standard’s VIP area. They were spotted later that night dining with two other people at the Standard Grill, away from the crowd.

While all signs point to romance, it could be that Ryan just needed someone to celebrate with, since Blue Valentine had its NC-17 rating overturned. The film has been the subject of controversy due to its “explicit sexual content,” but finally received an “R” rating. Fans of joyless marital thrusting—rejoice!

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by (@JordanRuntagh)

John Mayer Was All Up On Katy Perry, Too?

Today we are saddened to add Katy Perry the list of famous and gorgeous women John Mayer has allegedly hooked-up with. Seriously, where does this guy find time to make albums? Although happily married now, things almost turned out very differently for new Mrs. Russell Brand according to E! Online. A source says that the night before meeting Russell at the 2009 VMAs, Katy was out partying with John at a bar in New York. The pair had apparently been sending flirty texts for weeks.

“They’d never met in person, and she went to meet him there after she was at a Jay-Z concert at Madison Square Garden,” a friend told E! Online. “John thought she was so hot and fun and was into her.They were so flirty and all over each other that night at the bar, they really liked each other. Their personalities just clicked and they were flirting and dancing and it was on.” The two apparently left the bar together, which just happened to be down the street from Mr. Mayer’s apartment. Did he explore her wonderland of a body? Who knows. The flirty texts continued the next day, but then fate intervened when she bumped into VMA’s host Russell Brand. And the rest is history. It’s no wonder Katy and Russell are so deep into marital bliss. If someone rescued us from John Mayer’s clutches, we’d probably put a ring on them, too!

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Report: Demi Lovato Had A Thing For Coke And Wilmer Valderrama Before Rehab


Poor Demi Lovato. You get in one fistfight with a backup dancer and all of a sudden, you ship off to rehab and all your secrets come out. Ever since Lovato checked herself into a treatment center, rumors have swirled that she’s a cutter with an eating disorder, she’s upset that her ex, Joe Jonas, is dating Ashley Greene, and as of today, she apparently has a raging coke habit and is dating Wilmer Valderrama, who is twelve years her senior.

The New York Daily News writes that Lovato’s been turning to drugs and booze lately, ever since her split with Jonas. Brian Payne, a college student in Texas who said Lovato partied with him and his friends last year said “She was doing line after line like a pro – and she was 17 at the time. I just remember her doing it [cocaine] as if she had been doing it for a long time. It didn’t seem like something new to her.” Other sources have claimed Lovato was ” partying” on the night of her altercation with her dancer, which could mean anything, but makes drug use more of a possibility.

As for her relationship with Valderrama, whose lust for the younger ladies is a little creepy at this point (remember when he talked about taking Mandy Moore‘s virginity on Howard Stern? Yeah, gross), the two met while filming a PSA for earthquake relief in March and were romantically linked as far back as May. Valderrama’s rep denies a relationship, but a source says Demi would display photos of the two of them while she was on tour and would introduce him to people as her boyfriend.

We hope that Demi gets the help she needs for whatever demons she’s battling, but in the meantime, let’s just take a look back at Wilmer’s past “demons”, a.k.a. the very young ladies he’s dated. Ironically, he does seem to have a positive effect on the careers of most of the girls he’s been with, but it’s still creepy that while he gets older, the girls seem to get younger.

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Veronica Mars Dated Mr. Schuester Once

Theirs is a tale of two musical theater geeks who courted each other, and then went on to great fame and success…we’re talking about the unlikely pairing of Kristen Bell and Glee‘s Matthew Morrison. Not recently, of course, since Bell is engaged to Dax Shepard, but back in college, Bell admits that she and Morrison dated.

“I actually went to college with Matty Morrison,” Bell says, referring to the years they spent together at New York University where both studied theater. “We actually dated very briefly, so I’ll have to say maybe Matt Morrison is my favorite part of Glee for various reasons.” We love this kind of story. It’s like when we found out Tommy Lee Jones and Al Gore once were roommates, as were Danny DeVito and Michael Douglas, and Holly Hunter and Frances McDormand. That’s Hollywood magic right there!

Before becoming Veronica Mars and Sarah Marshall, Bell was actually a Broadway geek who was into musical theater, which makes her dalliance with Morrison apt – wonder if she’ll maneuver this tidbit into a coveted guest spot on the show?

by (@unclegrambo)

Jasmine And Justin, Sitting In A Tree…

…K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Actually, it was a Honda and not a tree, but why bother getting bogged down in the details? Earlier today, we introduced you to Justin Bieber’s new girlfriend, Jasmine Villegas. And while we gave you some initial clues as to who she is — she played the main squeeze of the Biebs in the “Baby” video, she loves long walks on the beach and can’t stop playing tonsil-hockey with the biggest pop sensation on the planet — we didn’t actually show you too much in the way of what she looks like. Until now, that is! So stop what you’re doing, dive in and check out the pictures of the older woman — Jasmine has been alive exactly 83 more days than Justin! — that stole Bieber’s heart (and possibly his virginity, too!). [Photo Illustration: Lauren Deiman, Photo Credit: Getty Images, ]

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