Celebrity Kids

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Tom Cruise Blows His Money On Suri’s Expensive Wardrobe

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Little Suri Cruise has morphed into a pint-sized fashionista right before our eyes, and Daddy Tom Cruise is a-okay with that. The four-year-old wears stuff a lot of us would kill to rock on a night out. She has her $850 Ferragamo bags, her $635 dresses and her $27 Chanel lip gloss (yes, she wears make-up already).  Luckily Tom Cruise likes spoiling Suri and indulging her over the top tastes. He told Oprah, “Whatever she wants to wear, she wears it.  I’m not going to tell her different.”

Cruise revealed that he takes his sartorial cues from her too, saying, “She’s got great taste too. She tells me what to wear.” He added, “Life is very good. I’m very happy. Kids are growing up, love my wife. I feel very lucky.”

Suri, or Blair Waldorf Jr., should feel lucky too. We want her shoes.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Sandra Bullock Has The Kids – For Now

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The Jesse James-Sandra Bullock situation is bizarre to say the least. The actress and her estranged husband have full custody of at least one of this three children, daughter Sunny with porn star Janine Lindemuler. However Jesse’s entire gaggle of offspring is currently holed up alongside Sandra while he deals with his mistress-f*cking issues in an Arizona sex rehab center.

The professional celebrity stalkers at TMZ report that Sandy and the kids are not staying at her Hollywood Hills home, but are somewhere together. Says their source, “It’s a positive sign about Sandra’s relationship with Jesse.” Or it’s just a sign that Sandra is a caring stepmother who doesn’t want to screw over the kids they way their dad screwed her over. And who better to comfort her as her marriage crumbles than the cheater’s sweet kids. Bizarre indeed.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Madonna Actually Looks Motherly

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Madonna is in Malawi with daughters Lourdes and Mercy, and we’re shocked to see her looking like a real live mom. The pop princess turned awesome plastic surgery ad is in Africa to promote a new school she is building for girls, which is presumably why she dragged invited her daughters along. But if you can look past the Sex Book and Jesus Luz and the Kaballah obsession and her face, they kinda look like every other family out there. Cute, even!

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

by (@katespencer)

Matthew McConaughey: Our Favorite Stay At Home Dad

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God damn it. Matthew McConaughey normally drives us nuts with his “I’ve got a bag of weed as big as my balls” cool guy shtick, but his dude date with his little son Levi has melted our heart into a pile of love. The father-son duo hung out in their hometown of Malibu yesterday, checking out the ocean and wildflowers and cruising in Matt’s golf cart. Screw acting, Matt should just go pro in being an adorable dad. Let’s face it: if Fool’s Gold had just been two hours of him and Levi chillin’, we would have enjoyed it much more.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]

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Gondolas + Jolie-Pitt Children = Magic

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It seems the Jolie-Pitts have opted to exclusively travel via gondola while living in Venice, and we’re not complaining. The last couple weeks have yielded daily snapshots of Brad and Angelina‘s eldest four being hoisted in and out of their wooden steed looking oh-so-darling. We can’t get enough of missing-toof Shiloh, mad Maddox, pigtailed Zahara, and peek-a-boo Pax! More pics from the weekend below. [Photos: Splash News Online]

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by (@katespencer)

It’s A Hard Knox Life For Jolie-Pitt Kids

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Well look who we have here! The Jolie-Pitt family was out and about in Venice, Italy today, and we caught a rare glimpse of one half of the most beautiful twins in the world. Papa Brad Pitt carried lil’ Knox in his arms before transferring the A-List tot to a family slave assistant.

The pint-sized piece of perfection is almost two years old, but we’ve seen little of him or his sister Vivienne, which is odd seeing how much their older siblings are in the public eye. But hey, we’re not complaining – we’ll take what we can get. And what we’ve got here is a Brad Pitt doppelganger who should seriously consider taking over the family business. More please! [Photo: SplashNewsOnline]

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Blair Waldorf: The Muse Of Suri Cruise

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Three-year-old Suri Cruise has been a mini-fashionista since birth; perfection from head-to-toe in plaids, petticoats, and pumps. We’ve admired the tot’s style for a few years now, but not until today did we have a fashion revelation: her ensembles are strikingly similar to that of “Gossip Girl” Blair Waldorf. Both cute-as-a-button brunettes love feminine, preppy outfits complete with coordinating purses and headbands. Here are some of our favorite Queen B-inspired looks rocked by the fabulous offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

1. Patriotic Prepsters

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Four more Blair-esque ensembles after the jump.

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by (@katespencer)

Does Katie Holmes Have Any Friends Her Age?

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Hey Katie Holmes!

How’s it going? Kate Spencer here, of TheFABlife. I don’t mean to pry, but it’s kinda what I do for a living so I’m just going to ask: Do you have any friends your age, and if not, do you need one?

See, I’ve noticed that for the past three days you’ve gone out to lunch every day with your 3-year-old daughter Suri. Not that there’s anything wrong with hands-on parenting, but I thought maybe you might want to dine with someone who you could share a cocktail with while discussing what it’s like to go to sexytown with the world’s craziest short man. Someone who has the ability to form complete sentences and doesn’t need you to carry them around all the time (though I am not opposed to the idea of riding around in your arms!). I’m sure-i Suri (Ha ha!) is well-versed in numerous intellectual areas (I’ve seen her blog), but can you really shoe shop with someone who wears sparkly ballet flats? I think not.

I would be happy to offer you my friendship services for absolutely free. Yes, that’s right – for no money at all you can get a pal of the same height and hair color who will stand by with envy as you buy $1000 shoes and will take your 3AM drunken calls lamenting leaving Chris Klein for Crazy Cruise. I am here for you – all I ask is that you buy me lunch.

Fondly,

An Adult

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Solange Is A Modest Mom In A Sea Of Skanks

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It may surprise you to find out that Beyonce is not our favorite Knowles. Nope, we are hardcore members of Team Solange, and love her style, her broad range of musical tastes (that Dirty Projectors cover, hello!), and her motherly ways. So we were of course charmed when we caught her poolside in Miami hanging with her lil son Julez (and possibly, Lance Bass?), looking surprisingly modest by Hollywood standards.

The singer hardly showed any skin, choosing instead to wear a regular old bathing suit, covering it up with a sweater. She even went so far as to wrap her legs in a towel, preventing gawkers (ie: us) from seeing any bit of her bod. Could Solange be leading a wave of puritanical change in Hollywood, or is she just sensible and a body-conscious, like the rest of us? [Photo: SplashNewsOnline]

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Hugh Jackman’s Daughter Ava Is A Scream

If Ava Jackman doesn’t win Happiest Kid Alive, she should at very least should be nominated. Hugh Jackman took his four-year-old daughter on a walk around Greenwich Village yesterday, where she enjoyed a grilled cheese sandwich in her stroller before earning a piggyback ride—much to her obvious delight. Not that she’s greedy, though—one of her friends got a piggyback ride from 2008′s Sexiest Man Alive, too. Watch the good times in the gallery below.

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