Madonna‘s daughter Lourdes Leon was spotted in tears outside the Kabbalah Centre in New York yesterday. The 14-year-old walked out looking like she was in real distress and Madonna went into full Mom mode comforting her and guiding her towards their car protectively. The mother-daughter duo looked as if they were discussing something. This is a very different Lourdes than who who we saw at Macy’s just days ago, celebrating the ‘Material Girl’ one year anniversary. We hope that it’s not anything too serious. Cheer up, Lourdes! It’ll be okay!
A part of us is yelling, “Be careful” at this photograph because the balance looks a tad precarious. Another part of us is LOL’ing pretty hard at little Mason’s bewildered look at being toted around in a bag! Kim Kardashian posted this photo of her nephew on her Celebuzz page writing, “Mason was playing by my feet at dinner in Bora Bora and crawled into the back of my bag, so I took him over to show Kourt! How funny!?” That’s a Goyard bag, too. Fancy! We also have to say that Kim’s looking pretty damn good, right? This photo was taken when the whole family (are those Kylie and Kendall in the background?) took off to French Polynesia for Bruce and Kris Jenner‘s vow renewal. But back to Mason — we love him!
No matter who you are, celebrity or normal human being, one thing remains true: nothing is more boring than hanging out with your mom and her dumb boyfriend with no other kids around. The expression worn by Halle Berry’s daughter Nahla while the three-year-old visited Palma de Mallorca, Spain with mom Halle Berry and Berry’s boyfriend Olivier Martinez is priceless. It’s also the international expression for, “If we have to go to one more museum or cute little boutique, I will collapse onto this cobble stone street and I will lose my mind in front of a crowd of horrified bystanders.” At least Nahla has that tiny pink bear to keep her company. At least she has that.
We get that celebrity kiddies live in a far more rarefied atmosphere than we do. And their privileges are far more extended than ours ever were, but sometimes, certain things do cross the line. They’re just kids at the end of the day. Like Suri Cruise — who is five years old. We think Suri is adorable normally. We’ve looked at her high-heel wearing, Starbucks buying antics and smiled indulgently (because honestly, it ain’t our biznezz). But then we saw Suri traipsing around Manhattan over the weekend wearing berry red lipstick and were like — HOLD UP. Make-up at her age? Especially red lippie? It’s ridiculous! She’s such a beautiful child, but what up with making her look like a mini Blair Waldorf? Tell us you agree!
Nicole Richie left hubby Joel Madden and son Sparrow at home to hit up the Malibu Chili Cook-Off with growing-like-a-weed daughter Harlow. While Nicole donned a typically stylish boho ensemble, ringlet-laden Harlow looked refreshingly normal and totally adorable in her jellies. Nothin’ like a little chili and some mother-daughter bonding!
This is the most adorable picture we’ve seen in a long time. And it’s photographs like these that make us warm up to the Kardashians. They may be fame-hungry *insert word that rhymes with knows* but there’s a lot of love there. Kim Kardashian tweeted this snap of sister Kourtney Kardashian with her son (and Kimmy’s nephew) Mason, writing, “Cutest thing ever!!!” And it is, with Kourtney and Mason channeling Lady and the Tramp with a plate of spaghetti. We think that Mason’s a star anyway — even though his mom’s in full make-up — considering how he stole the show in that sneak peek video of Kim’s wedding!
In the interest of full disclosure, we’ve never been to a Britney Spears concert. Now, having seen the clip of Britney Spear’s son Sean Preston onstage, we don’t know if we’d spent the entire show shrieking with joy or huddled in a fetal position under a desk. While at a concert in Columbus this past Saturday, Brit Brit brought out her eldest for a quick bow after belting out “Til The World Ends.” Call us wimps, but if we were five-years-old and had to wave to a howling audience while a man in a light-up bondage gear danced in front of a video of a mushroom cloud, we’d pee our pants. Actually, we’re on the verge of doing it now just thinking about it.
Luckily Sean Preston is adorable and smiley and seems completely and utterly unfazed by a noise- and sound-level that would send grown adults into a full-blown panic attack. Let’s just hope he was backstage eating a Lunchable if his mom opted to repeat the whole Britney Spears Pauly D lap dance thing.
We don’t know for sure if Solange Knowles intentionally had her son Daniel Julez wear awesome little socks that matched her shirt. We’re just saying that would be the only thing that makes these photos of Solange Knowles and child more adorable than they already are.
With Mom in orange-pink and mustard color-blocking and son in neon green shoelaces, the equally stylish Jr. and Sr. Knowles stepped out last night in NYC to attend the announcement of Anna Dello Russo as International Concept at Macy’s guest editor-at-large. To be that fashionable and still be able to drink juice boxes in public without people giving you the side-eye…that kid is living the dream.
Wow, this is going to be so embarrassing when he turns out to be a better actor than either of his parents. According to E! News, Brad Pitt cast son Maddox as the lead in Battling Boy, the upcoming action flick from Pitt’s Plan B production company. Based on the graphic novel of the same name, Maddox will star as the son of a god sent down to battle a city full of famous and new monsters. So, it sounds like that first part, at least, is autobiographical.
Ten-year-old Maddox joins other celebrity kids churning out the hits, like Jaden and Willow Smith, though we’re sort of surprised by the move; the Jolie-Pitt family always seemed relatively private. That being said, the premise does sound like a particularly awesome adventure movie for kids, and once Mad conquers action flicks he can go on to dominate every other genre once ruled over by Brad and Angelina. We’re about due for a Girl, Interrupted remake, right?
Lourdes Leon, will you be our friend? It’s not a conventional thing for us to ask a 14 year old, but let’s face it, this teenager is far cooler (and more savvy) than we’ll ever be. Case in point — Lourdes has launched her own make-up collection now! Madonna Junior was on hand in New York to launch Material Girl Beauty. Wonder where Mom was? She probably backed off so Lourdes could have her moment.
The collection’s not too hardcore comprising lotions, body washes, eye palettes, lip glosses and nail polishes — but it’s a start. We’re happy that they’ve kept it light and easy because even though Lourdes has this life, she’s still just 14. years old. Either way, what’s the bet that it’ll sell out? All the bottles have that Madonna fingerless glove floral-and-lace print! Heck, we’d buy the stuff!