It seems like it was only yesterday when we were looking at the tattoo inside Ke$ha‘s mouth. Well, it was yesterday, but that’s only because we happened to be looking at our 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoo post. Apparently a lot has changed to Ke$ha’s style since, um, late June. We got a few hints that the Animal singer was upgrading her look at the VMAs: first when host Kevin Hart riffed about her failure to wear a shocking/busted outfit, second when we saw her hair. That gorgeous champagne blond! That’s some Gwen Stefani hair right there. Check it out after the jump if you didn’t see it the first time around. There weren’t any visible roots or bugs in it or anything!
Then we saw photos of her stepping out in Hollywood at the premiere of Book of Mormon last night. A crisp white blazer unsullied by Dorito dust or Jack Daniels vom? This seems like a change for the better. Of course, that doesn’t mean we can’t mourn the passing of Dirtbag Ke$ha with a few of our favorite unkempt looks. Like the Bible says, to everything there is a season. The Bible is an allegory about Ke$ha’s wardrobe, right? Oh good! For a second there we thought we had wildly misunderstood everything up until now.
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“That’s a dog bag, no?” Is there any more painful sentence to hear when your boyfriend and his stylist take it upon themselves to give you a wardrobe makeover? Probably not, but Kim Kardashian takes it like a champ as Kanye and stylist Renelou Pardora purge her closet on last night’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Well, almost. “I’m literally crying,” Kim warns. Not that parts of Kanye’s What Not To Wear rampage aren’t adorable: “I like natural looking. Because I grew up on ’80s magazines… You look amazing,” Kanye promises when Kim tries to hike up her boob up to her collarbone. “Well, I don’t!,” she reports. Fashion LOL! At least Kanye didn’t literally throw Kim’s clothes into a garbage can. In fact, as Kim tweeted today, “The clothes I got rid of on tonight’s episode will be up on EBay next month for a charity auction! Going to Life Change Community Church.” Anyone interested in five dozen pairs of platform pumps? Hmmm?
Of course, this is only the latest part of an ongoing change in Kim’s style that we assume is largely Kanye’s doing. Would it be such a stretch to think that Yeezy is also behind Kim’s decision to…
People have been losing their damn minds over Miley Cyrus new peroxide punk makeover like she’s the first woman to go crazy at the hair salon or twerk out a pair of Doc Martins. “it was just one of those CUHHH-RAZY pant days,” Cyrus tweeted yesterday, along with a shot of some Magic Eye-looking leggings. We bet you dollars to donuts if you took a time machine to 1993, you could see approximately one billion women rocking the same look. Actually, you don’t have to go back in time at all, because Miley’s look strongly reminded us of other bleached blond fashionistas she’s starting to resemble.
Look who got a man makeover (before on the left, after on the right)! It’s our frenemy Billy Bob Thorton, who apparently got sick of his gray hair and hit up his local Walgreen’s for some Hair Club for Men in the shade “Autumn Wind.” Also it appears his newly dyed soul patch went and vomited all over his face.
So, can we stop looking at the internet now? [Photos: GettyImages]
Kim Kardashian recently hinted that someone in her family got a plastic surgery procedure that would appear on an episode of her show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians. The starlet finally revealed that it’s her step-father, Olympian Bruce Jenner, who went under the knife. Kim writes on her blog:
Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn’t what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he’s turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift. The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result.
The results can be seen on their show show next week. Check out pics above of Bruce before and after his first face lift and nose job. What do you think his new face will look like? [Photos: GettyImages]