Just when you think you’re not going to get through your Monday alive, rumors start popping up that allegedly Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye West’s baby. Woo, that’s better than a cup of coffee! According to Media Take Out, “(We) spoke with a person VERY CLOSE to Kim Kardashian this morning. And according to them, Kim is PREGNANT!! Kim has been seeing Kanye off and on for years now. But this summer, they [hooked up] five or six times. Kanye told her that he didn’t want anything serious, but Kim really likes him.” Imma let you finish, but KIM IS ALLEGEDLY GOING TO HAVE ONE OF THE BEST BABIES OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!
If he or she exists, of course. We’ve heard rumors about Kanye and Kim dating before, but could a little egomanical bun really be in Kim’s oven? According the source close to Kardashian, reportedly “Kim is being very secretive about everything. She calls him almost non-stop and wants to know what she should do.” Hmmm, as much as we want this to be true, it seems like the kind of rumor we shouldn’t believe until that baby is out of the womb and twittering. We’ll reserve @LittleBabyKanyeKardashian just to be sure! [Photo: Getty Images]
This is not how you fight pregnancy rumors, Christina Aguilera. The singer was visibly concerned with her short skirt at a press conference for Burlesque in Tokyo this weekend—did it fit fine the other day or something? While we know it’s unkind to whisper about these things, it wouldn’t be unthinkable that Christina’s quotes about boyfriend Matthew Rutler could be building to a revelation about a certain “glow” some are detecting. Photos surfacing of Christina and Matthew together in February serve as further circumstantial evidence that they may have been dating well before her October split from husband Jordan Bratman. This story’s getting more dramatic than the movie Christina met her new man filming!
See more for photos of Christina’s crotch-blocking in the gallery below.
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Keep this is mind, people. If you bump into a pregnant Pink, especially near a Bed, Bath and Beyond store… run like hell. The singer had a chat with Access Hollywood and dished about turning into one mean mamma-to-be. That too in surroundings that are supposed to be serene, unless you’re the sort who gets tetchy about your thread-count. She revealed, “I got into a fight at Bed Bath and Beyond. I have the rage!”
It’s the hormones. But we’re still scared because we feel Pink, pregnant or otherwise, could kick our hineys without breaking a sweat. And if we were this dude, we’d move to another country. “There was this man, and he was very rude. Something about Bed Bath and Beyond brings out the worst in people. This man wanted a parking spot and he honked at me and he was literally an inch from my ear drum… I [went over to his car] and he acted like he couldn’t see me, and then he acted like he couldn’t speak any English.”
Note to self: Pretending not to know the language will not save you from the wrath of Pink.
No amount of feigning could rescue the fella from the fate awaiting him. He should have just rolled over and played dead. “I think he realized I was going to kill him! And the poor bag boy [who] was helping me with my stuff wanted to be invisible.” She should start Lamaze classes soon because sounds like she needs to learn how to breathe (as opposed to breathing fire).
Further on in the interview she also spoke about the pregnancy foods she’s craving while her bun’s baking. “Sour Patch Kids, or Sour Skittles, sour anything”, she said. Sour, huh? Wonder why. But please don’t hurt us for writing about you, Pink!
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We wouldn’t have put these two together as besties but apparently, Nicki Minaj loves her some Mariah Carey. The admiration was born out of their collaboration on Up Out Of My Face, and apparently they’re quite similar (hey, stranger things have happened). Nicki explained to Us Magazine, “Actually, I am still close to Mariah. I felt like Mariah and I really hit it off on a personal level. Not that we speak every single day, but whenever we speak, we’re always laughing within two seconds. She reminds me of myself with her sense of humor—her ability to use sarcasm all the time.” Sarcastic isn’t a word we would use to describe Mariah, but we’re going to take Nicki’s word for it.
Nicki also spoke about Mariah’s pregnancy, stating the obvious about the future of little baby Carey. She predicted, “If it’s a girl, oh my god, that baby is going to be the most diva baby in the game. The baby is going to have freakin’ diamond bibs and diamond rattles and it’s going to be crazy.” Our thoughts exactly. This is going to be one ballin’ baby.
Alanis Morissette tweets this picture of her henna’d preggie belly, surrounded by her friends, writing, “some rituals surprise in the heart-warming department….– am”.
After months of “Is she or isn’t she carrying a child in that skeletal frame of hers?” stylist Rachel Zoe has confirmed that she is pregnant. Via Twitter, of course, as that is the only way anyone communicates anything anymore. She wrote earlier today “Hey everyone! I want to officially confirm to my loyal friends and followers that I am pregnant!…I feel great, Rodger and I are beyond excited and so thankful for all of your love and support. xoRZ & RB.” The photo above was taken earlier this week and it does appear that Zoe looks more healthy and glowy than her usual concave self, so that’s good to see.
This comes after a denial last month when asked point-blank if she was expecting, but it seems she was just being cautious. Or maybe she was just trying to prolong the tension since baby-making was such a big part of this season’s Rachel Zoe Project. Who knows? All we know is that Rachel can now eat for two which means she’ll finally start eating for one. Congratulations!
The baby rumors were spot on! Send your love towards Pink, who has confirmed she’s pregnant! The singer revealed the news that everybody kinda-sorta already knew on the Ellen DeGeneres show saying, “I didn’t want to talk about it because I was just really nervous and I have had a miscarriage before but if I was going to talk about it with anyone, it was going to be with you.”
She also revealed that she and husband Carey Hart don’t know the sex of the baby just yet, but her doctor reckons pink would be the appropriate color for Li’l Pink. She laughed, “My mom has always wished me a daughter just like me. I’m terrified one of us will go to jail.” If it’s worth anything, we think Pink would own those jail stripes! Congratulations to the couple!
Quick pregnancy 101 lesson, though: no more aerial stunts, Pink.
Pink has fought off pregnancy rumors in the past, but they’re back again. US Magazine is reporting that Pink and Carey Hart are expecting a child and that the 31-year-old singer is reportedly twelve weeks along. A source says “She wanted to do it between tours, when she has some time off.” When rumors surfaced in the past, Pink was quick to shoot them down on her Twitter page, but she hasn’t issued any denials this time around. If it is true, we wish the couple the best of luck, and we’ll miss all her on-stage acrobatics for the next several months. ‘Cause, you know, pregnancy and trapezes don’t really mix.
Tragic news to report today: twenty-five-year old singer, Lily Allen, who was six months pregnant, has lost her baby. The pop star was admitted to the hospital Thursday morning complaining of stomach pains and while in the hospital, she miscarried. A spokesperson for Allen and her boyfriend, Sam Cooper, stated, “It is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby. The couple ask that their privacy be respected and that they be left alone at this deeply distressing time. No further comment will be made.”
We should have know Matt Damon was in the process of becoming an adorable dad again last week; our Fantasy Husband Alert was going off non-stop. Matt Damon and wife Lucia Damon greeted their fourth baby, Stella Zavala Damon, who joins big sisters Gia, Isabella and half-sister Alexa. Let’s see: okay, Zavala is pretty weird, but they kept it to a middle name and balanced it with a fairly normal first. Well-played, Mr. and Mrs. Damon. It looks like this kid is going to get out of middle school without too much psychological scarring.
We’re sure the baby is cute and all, but we’ll be saving our squees for the cutest one of all: Papa Damon. Says Matt, “If I had a bucket list, I’d say raising my four girls to be strong, good women would be No. 1.” Squee! Based on the movie we would have thought jumping out of an airplane or befriending Jack Nicholson were more bucket-worthy pursuits. But then again, no one actually saw that movie, so… Strong ladies are a excellent goal also, especially considering that with four of them Matt and Luciana are well on their way to assembling their own private army of offspring. Unfortunately for baby Damon fans, Matt says, “This is it. Our lives are full and wonderful and we’re done having kids.” You mean, with your wife, right? Right? We take your silence to be a ‘yes.’ [Photo: Getty Images]