Celebrity Pregnancies

by (@hallekiefer)

Rachel Zoe Says She Isn’t Preggers, Lifts Her Couture Shirt To Prove It


Despite the rumors you may have heard (or…we may have reported), apparently Rachel Zoe is  not pregnant. When asked on Tuesday if she had a teeny, weeny bun in the oven, Zoe lifted her shirt to reveal her taunt, drum-like  stomach and laughed, “Not at all. I’d be home sleeping.” L.A. has to be the only place in America where lifting your shirt would actually prove that you aren’t pregnant. If we tried that here, everyone would start mailing us baby gifts for the triplets. But still, Zoe has a point. Being at home sleeping because you’re pregnant is very different than falling asleep at the lunch table because you are exhausted from holding your hair up.  Since the reporter didn’t mention seeing a squirmy baby-shaped object moving around in Rachel’s abdomen, that’s as good as a doctor’s note for us.

However, not everybody buys the denial. Super nosy sources noted that at the Council of Fashion Designers of America event this week, “Everyone was drinking champagne at her table but her,” most likely because one single champagne bubble takes Rachel up to a new dress size. As for Zoe and her friends’ conversation, “It seems like all they talked about was babies.” Guys, they were probably just excited about trying on the new line at Baby Gap.  Either way,  Rachel, we hope you’re weathering the rumors of your impending mama-hood well. And seriously, go home and get some shut-eye. [Photo: Wire Image]

by (@katespencer)

Rachel Zoe Pregnancy Rumor Is Like, Literally, Bananas

Rachel Zoe is rumored to be three months pregnant with the heir to the Zoe empire. Yes, this news defies all logic and medical research, seeing as she is no bigger than the bananas she loves to exclaim about constantly. But anyone who watches her reality show (Oh, is it just us?) knows that her husband “Rodg” has been itching to sperminate her after he got bored modeling scarves in the mirror. So let’s hope this baby rumor is true!

A source tells OK!, “Rachel never really told anyone close to her that she and her husband Roger were trying for a baby, and because of her ultra-skinny figure and habits as a workaholic it was the last thing on anyone’s mind.” Er, wait a second, source. Do you mean she never told anyone besides the entire audience of The Rachel Zoe Project? Besides every episode kinda went like this:

Rodg: “Rachel, time is running out, I want to have kids.”
Brad: “Are you guys going to have kids, or what?”
Rachel: “OMG. A hat.”

If our delicate heroine is knocked up right now, we can only imagine her fetus – nicknamed Hermes -  is rocking a vintage fur vest, some massive Cartier jewels, a giant head of Rodger’s muppet hair and a wee Starbucks tea in her womb. We die.

by (@hallekiefer)

Ali Larter Happy And Pregnant With Tiny Man-Baby

Even while still in the womb, Ali Larter’s baby boy is being embarrassed by his mom. The Resident Evil: Afterlife 3D star officially announced the gender of her unborn to Jimmy Fallon last night, after the talk show host offered her the choice between a pink or blue romper.  Larter grabbed the blue one and announced, “We’re having a boy!” , and then added, “Yes! I have a little penis inside of me.” Ah, the joys of motherhood! Knowing that the breakfast sandwich you ate today will be broken down and used to build your tiny baby’s unit…well, who wouldn’t want to talk about it on Light Night with Jimmy Fallon?

Larter was making the news official after sort of spilling the beans in an interview last week, using the word “he’s” when talking about her almost-baby before quickly correcting herself.  In response to her phallic outburst, Jimmy Fallon quipped back, “That’s what she said!”, which probably brought back a lot of memories, of when women actually said that to him. We hope mom-to-be Larter DVR’d the episode so she can play it for her son when he’s older, like when he’s a moody teenager and his friends come over to hang out. Or at his wedding. 


Style Wars: Who’s Rocking The Cutest Maternity Wear?

Maybe it’s the slow ticking time bomb we call our biological clock that has us so focused on mothers-to-be lately – we’re obsessed with Christina Applegate‘s maternity style and we’re dying for the moment Mariah Carey admits she’s pregnant. So we can’t help but love checking out the style of other celebs who are expecting.

This weekend, Lily Allen and Alicia Keys were both out and about, looking fresh and fab – we just can’t decide whose look we like best. Place your vote for who made the most of this Labor Day weekend (while preparing for their own labor day) in our style poll.

[Photos: Getty Images]

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by (@missmuttoo)

Mariah Carey Kinda Confirms Pregnancy, Nick Cannon Finally Gets To Blab About It

Mariah Carey is pregnant. Kinda. Sorta.  Look we all know, so basically she needs to flat-out confirm the obvious! She wrote on her website last week, “I appreciate everyone’s well wishes. But I am very superstitious. When the time is right, everyone will know–even Cindi Berger [her publicist].”

That’s totally like saying “I’m preggers”, right?  Everyone could see it when Mariah performed in Brazil a couple of days ago. Spotted: one baby bump!

This is all been like giving hubby Nick Cannon the green light to rhapsodize to the press. “I think ‘superstitious’ might be the wrong word,”  he mused. “I think it’s more of a spiritual thing. Like trying to stay true and stay private for as long as you possibly can.  She wants to keep as much privacy as she possibly can.”  Pregnant Pregnant Pregnant!

So basically you guys are saying: we’re pregnant but we’re being mysterious, and yet we still want you to keep asking us about the baby we’re not discussing? Just come out and say it already! We get the need for privacy … but we also wanna congratulate you, M.C!


Christina Applegate Is The Most Stylish Mom-To-Be Ever

There are plenty of celebrity moms who have set the bar for how to look gorgeous while pregnant – Nicole Richie, Heidi Klum and Padma Lakshmi come to mind – but we may have a new winner. Christina Applegate is perpetually stylish, but never more so than in the past few months, after she announced her pregnancy. You know she has a talent for style when even those of us who aren’t expecting a kid are coveting her maternity-wear.

We especially love the look she wore at the Going The Distance premiere (seen here with fiance Martyn Lenoble) but man, she can rock anything these days. Is there such a thing as bump envy? Did we just make that up? It’s totally a thing because we’re pretty sure we have it.

Check out all of Applegate’s momwear in our gallery below.

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Is Victoria Beckham Pregnant?

Australia’s Famous magazine is claiming that Victoria and David Beckham are expecting their fourth child, despite the fact that no other sources can confirm the news. We’re not so sure, considering the above photo was taken just one month ago, and Posh looks as rail-thin as ever, but anything is possible. Secretly, we wouldn’t mind if the news was true for the following reasons:

1. All the Beckham children are adorable, so another tiny one would just be precious.

2. Victoria and David actually seem to spend time with their kids. They even go to Jonas Brothers concerts with them!

3. If we’re to believe the rumors, the world will explode if the Beckhams don’t have  a daughter, so for the survival of humanity, we need this.

Of course there are also cons to another Baby Becks, the most important being the name. World, let’s agree to come together and employ the power of The Secret to will this couple not to name their next kid something as stupid as Brooklyn, Romeo or Cruz. Please, world. This is important.


You Oughta Know That Alanis Morissette Is Pregnant

Two things: 1) SORRY for the above headline, but it was just too easy. And 2) Now we know why Alanis Morissette‘s boobs looked so insane at the Prince Of Persia premiere, as seen in this photo. The singer is reportedly head over feet (sorry again!) that she and her husband, rapper Souleye, are expecting their first child together. In a feature in Us Magazine, Morrisette outed her pregnancy in a list of “25 Things You May Not Know About Me”. Some other facts that we find just as interesting in that list include her being the owner of three turtles and that she has a debilitating fear of moths, which is actually far more intriguing than expecting a child. Why does she find moths so scary? Can she bear to watch Silence of the Lambs? Probably not. Alas, we’re off-topic. Congratulations, you crazy kids!

by (@missmuttoo)

Celine Dion Expecting Twins


Congratulations Celine Dion. The singer has revealed that she’s expecting twins! It’s taken a fair amount of patience, because this was her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt. She had to stay in New York for a month,while going for acupuncture  treatments as well. But as her rep put it, ” and it worked!” She added that Dion and her manger husband Rene Angelil are “are both extremely excited. But really, since this was the sixth time, they just want a healthy pregnancy.”

There’s a reason for caution. The struggle  to have a second baby – Dion is mother to 9-year-old son René-Charles – has been extremely painful. Failed attempts at IVF, daily hormone shots and a heartbreaking loss of pregnancy last August, all included.

Celine is currently 14 weeks along and will find out the gender of the twins next month.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@katespencer)

Bethenny, Bride Of Frankelstein

Bethenny Frankel Wedding

First off – yes, we know we’re going to woman hell for mocking a fellow lady on her wedding day. But we.just.can’t.help.it. Bethenny Frankel, she of the Skinnys and the Housewives, married Jason Hoppy at the Four Seasons this weekend. Congrats are in order, obviously, but only after call her out for looking totally insane (with happiness, probs) on her wedding day. Maybe once we see her decked out in her dress sans hair curlers we’ll change our tune. But judging from what we’ve seen of Alex McCord and Simon van Kempen‘s outfits, we’re guessing her big day had a theme: crazy.

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[Photo: Splash News Online]