We knew it was going to happen at some point. It’s not like any of us normos had a chance, but there was always some hope that we might accidentally wander in front of a taxi, a daring Ryan Gosling would tackle us to the ground and we’d realize the Universe had brought us together for a reason. You can sub in “a daring Eva Mendes” if you’re a straight dude or lady-loving lady, but either way we’ll all be crying in our lovingly illustrated Ryan Gosling coloring books tonight. According to OK! Magazine, Ryan is allegedly “head over heels” and ready to pop the question to Eva. We just need a minute…to set fire to all these pictures of us and Ryan we Photoshopped together. We just had so many empty frames to fill and it made sense at the time. Hindsight is 20-20
According to their source, it’s Mendes who has been the nuptial hold-out. To be fair however, the The Place Beyond The Pines costars have been dating for less than a year and Eva could potentially marry any man on the planet. “It’s something Eva has baulked at in the past but Ryan has a charming way of helping her see a different kind of future,” the source claims. “She’s getting on board with the idea of marriage.” We’re sad now, but we know we’ll get over it the second we see that rock. Or that wedding dress. Okay, it might take a Mendes-Gosling baby, but even we couldn’t resist such a beautiful creation.
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Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa have been batting away engagement rumors from the first time they groped each other’s butts on the red carpet until today. Now that the rapper and his lady friend are ready to lock it down for realsies though, they wanted the whole world to know about their love. And about the enormous rock Wiz gave his bride-to-be. “She Said Yes!!!” Khalifa tweeted this afternoon, along with a photo of Amber’s fabulous manicured (and extremely heavy) hand. Seeing as both both Amber and Wiz have tattoos of each other’s names, a ring just seems like a formality. A beautiful, beautiful formality.
So let us get this straight: Lil Wayne tweets “she said yes!” on Valentine’s Day, then has the cojones tan grandes to come back the next day and tell us we’re out of minds for assuming he got engaged to girlfriend Dhea? As one wise woman once said, something in the milk ain’t clean. “Ohhhhhhh now I see why! I meant “she said yes” to being my valentine!!! Hahahahahahaha! Y’all crazy!,” Lil Wayne tweeted this afternoon after fans started sending him congratulations. Sometimes we wonder if we’re crazy, Weezy. Now is not one of those times.
Making the whole story even odder, TMZ claims that Lil Wayne and his lady friend were spotted out at Miami restaurant Barton G last night, where the rapper asked that a yellow diamond ring be hidden in his date’s sundae. Moments later, Wayne proclaimed out loud to the restaurant, “She said yes!,” which seems like something someone might do when they get engaged. So either Weezy intentionally gave his girlfriend a very public faux proposal for Valentine’s Day…or someone is about to get a dozen roses and a heart-shaped vase hurled through his patio window. Either way, we hope Weezy keeps tweeting the (constantly changing) deets!
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