The silence from Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher is deafening. When reports of Ashton’s alleged infidelity surfaced last September, the couple immediately fired off an angry denial. But now the Kutchers are keeping mum about their private affairs, and it’s only adding fuel to the divorce rumor fire. Facts are few, however we do know that Ashton spent September 24th -his sixth wedding anniversary- partying in Vegas til the break of dawn, while Demi was in New York promoting a film. Unfortunate coincidence? Poor planning? We’re not sure. But Ashton did post a Spotify link to his twitter this morning that plays the Public Enemy song “Don’t Believe The Hype.” Should we take Chuck D’s advice?
Yet the Twitter Shakespearean drama continues to unfold, as Demi tweets cryptic and pointed messages that seem to hint a trouble in the marriage. “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger. — Epictetus,” she wrote last Friday. Really high-brow burn? Then on the 26th the actress posted “I see through you,” with a kinda creepy picture of herself, lying solo on the bed with her eyes closed. Way to bring back Emo, Demi! None of this is very direct, but clearly Ashton’s in the doghouse for something. Maybe she’s just pissed that he went to Vegas on their anniversary, instead of accompanying her to New York?
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Look out Team Jacob, because your favorite werewolf might be single once again. Although rumored to be dating his Abduction co-star Lily Collins since last fall, the two have apparently called it quits. ”It was a clean break that Taylor initiated,” an insider told Us Weekly. ”At the Abduction party, it was awkward. They barely said a word to one another.”
Although some reports claim that the break happened a week before their film’s September 15th premiere, one source claims that the two made it to Splitsville long before that. Collins had to film Brothers’ Grimm: Snow White in Canada earlier this year, and it sounds like the couple couldn’t take the strain. ”[Taylor] wasn’t into it, and she made all the effort,” a source told E! News. “He wouldn’t even visit her.” Poor Lily! But the source says that she’s now playing the field and dating other dudes under the radar, so at least she lived happily ever after.
It’s been a rough week for Tay-Lauts, as he took a savage public flogging at the hands of New York Times critic Stephen Holden for his Abduction acting job:
Gags is in love again, folks! Yes, after the turmoil of her on-again-off-again relationship with long-time partner Luc Carl, Lady Gaga is stepping out with a new Papa Monster; her “You And I” music video co-star Taylor Kinney! If he looks kinda familiar, it might be because he also had a recurring role on Vampire Diaries. Gaga’s hoppin’ on the vampire bandwagon? How mainstream! We would have at least pegged her as a Team Jacob member…
A source tells RadarOnline that the pair met on the set of the music vid back in July, and have been inseparable since.Ã‚Â ”It was just casual at first, but things are getting pretty hot and heavy,” their insider says. Over the weekend, the newly minted couple were seen getting naughty over some shots of Johnny Walker in a posh California beach bar. “I couldn’t tell it was her at first,” says a fellow barfly, “It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga!” Even on her date nights, Miss Gaga took some time to look after her Little Monsters. “She was so sweet too, she even signed some autographs,” the witness continued. Not only that, but the two were spotted the next morning strolling the streets in the same clothes, and looking a little worse for the wear. “Her hair was a little messy.Ã‚Â It definitely seemed like a ‘morning after’ situation,” an observer spilled to Radar. “They are obviously totally into each other!” Did she take a ride on his disco stick? No one knows for certain, but…Congrats, Gaga! Glad to see she bounced back so quickly after Britney Spears turned her down.
Joe Jonas has got some nerve. First he broke up with Taylor Swift over a twenty-seven second phone call, inspiring her to write a bunch of the songs that have inflicted untold damage on our eardrums. And now after gallivanting around with some of the loveliest ladies in the world, including Demi Lovato, Camille Belle and Ashley Greene, Joe suddenly decides that he wants Taylor back after all? Who does he think he is!? Yes, according to a report in Us Weekly, the middle Jo-Bro is pining for Taylor all over again. And it’ll probably take more than twenty-seven seconds to win her over, that’s for damn sure.
“He wants her back,” a Jonas friend tells Us. “He wants to show her he’s a changed man and would love to see what’s possible between them.” The two have spent years as bitter exes, trading angry-late-night-emails in song. T-Swift aimed the spiteful “Forever and Always” at Jonas, who responded by singing about “superstars and all the tears on her guitar” in his song “Much Better.” But now the two are “testing the waters” as friends and seeing if the sparks fly once more. “They’re putting their past behind them,” the source explains. “And maybe rekindling an old flame.” And we hope it works out for the two, mostly because we can’t take anymore breakup songs in our lives.
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So we thought that Kat von D was going to drop out of our lives forever since LA Ink got canned. But when one door slams shut, another opens — to the public, that is. Because Kat and Jesse James are back on and therefore, back in the press. Jesse told People that they were giving their relationship a second chance and that their broken engagement was on again. And to make it very clear, he tweeted a sappy message and photo of them that read, “Para Siempre”. It was reciprocated by Kat’s tweet and photo (which you can see above). Why did we think we had seen the last of them? It never works that way! But yeah, make it work, you two. Loving the l’amour and all that.
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It looks like the X-Men bond has been broken, as Zoe Kravitz has split with her First Class costar Michael Fassbender and moved on to Gossip Girl star, Penn Badgley. The two were seen leaving the (aptly named) Friends With Benefits party in the same cab, and more recently they were seen canoodling in a darkened movie theater watching Horrible Bosses. Ã¢â‚¬Å“He had his arm around her while they waited in line,Ã¢â‚¬Â a source told Page Six.
But it looks like that was the wrong movie to see together, because things got a little awkward for the newly minted couple. Apparently there’s a part of the movie where Jennifer Aniston’s racy character asks, “Did you see Gossip Girl last night? I [bleeped] myself so hard [watching] that Penn Badgley guy, I broke a nail.” According to the witness, this made the real Penn more than a little uncomfortable. “The look on PennÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s face was priceless. They left the theater right after.” Looks like you might have some competition, Zoe!
After a fairy tale year of romance, tattoos and being “connected on a whole different level,” America’s bad boy/bad girl couple Kat Von D and Jesse James are calling it quits. The couple got together last summer in the aftermath of Jesse’s catastrophic end to his marriage with Sandra Bullock, and were engaged to be married in January. The stated reason for the break-up is that Jesse’s home in Texas is too far away from Kat’s tattoo shop in LA.
“The distance between us was just too much,” James told People Magazine. “I’m so sad because I really love her.” We’d think this could have been sorted out before getting engaged. Silly us.
As for Kat’s response, she took to her Twitter: ”I am no longer w Jesse and out of respect for him, his family and myself, that’s all the info I’d like to share. Thanks for respecting that.” And just like that, America’s scariest couple is no more.
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