The second season of Jersey Shore is already off to a bizarre start. The above picture of everyone’s favorite toe-dissing thick-neck, Ronnie, looks to us like a screenshot of a male porno. Much to our sadness relief, it’s actually just a strange snapshot of Ronnie getting another atrocious tattoo.
Apparently his new ink was more painful to get than that 6 foot cross on his back, because Ronnie bit down on a mouth gag and was consoled by his fellow guidos and guidettes during the session. Sami Sweet Hair Extensions was also there to tenderly support him through out his skin art adventure. Could this mean they’re back on for more boning? Oh to spend another season listening to Sami scream “RAAAAHHHHH-nnie” after downing nine amaretto sours. We should be so lucky!
Even more interesting, Michelle grew up Amish (yes, Amish) explaining that she “left the church at 16 and never looked back.” Her parents disowned her a while ago, which is a good thing as they’d probably be doing it now, after she ruined the life of Amish Country’s sweetheart, Sandy B. (View Jesse James’ text messages to Michelle Bombshell.)
Hilariously, VH1′s own Brandi M., Rock of Love contestant, makes an appearance at the beginning of the clip.
Rihanna‘s mediocre performance at last night’s American Music Awards was overshadowed by an eye-catching new tattoo strategically covering the starlet’s neck and chest. We barely noticed her meekly warbling her new single because we were so transfixed by that giant “Rated R” tatt. Fierce, right?