Celebrity Weddings

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Adriana Lima And Marko Jaric Eloped On Valentine’s Day

Supermodel and Victoria’s Secret Angel Adriana Lima revealed to People that she and NBA player Marko Jaric had a secret civil wedding in Wyoming on Valentine’s Day. “We are so excited about our future together. And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family.” The big to-do will either be held in her home country of Brazil, or his, Serbia. While our initial suggestion would be Brazil, both seem like a step up from Wyoming.

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Geri Halliwell Aims For ‘Pregnant Bride’ Look On Wedding Day

There’s no better look than a bride looking, er, “blooming” on her big day, is there? With a beautiful dress of your dreams and a baby bump, no look screams SHOTGUN WEDDING louder than a pregnant belly. Lovely! Yet curiously, that’s the look that Spice Girl Geri Halliwell wants when she marries her longstanding boyfriend of two whole months, Fabrizio Politi.

“Geri wants a summer wedding and hopes to be pregnant by then … she is keen for a sibling for Bluebell,” a friend tells today’s issue of Reveal magazine.

Why? Why do celebrities defy the normal constraints of time and patience when doing anything? Oh yes, it’s because if they don’t keep doing new things, we’ll lose interest in them and stop writing snarky blog posts. Sorry! [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Salma Hayek Marries French Billionaire

The first contender for Sneakiest Wedding of ’09? They only broke up a few months ago, but Salma Hayek has now married her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault. They tied the knot on Valentine’s day in the swish St Germain area of Paris. Ahhh. Maybe seeing her impressive boobs performing their natural duty in photos streamed across the world made him realise that’s one heck of a woman. You shouldn’t let her boobs get away. [Source: AFP, Photo: Splash News Online]

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Fringe Stars Secretly Married

On the first episode of Fox’s scifi drama Fringe, Anna Torv and Mark Valley played FBI agents that were also secret lovers…until Valley was seemingly killed in a chemical explosion. Now it turns out they’re secret lovers in real life, too. Torv’s people confirmed to the Associate Press that the pair were secretly wed in December. Odd, but nowhere as weird as Dexter marrying his sister.

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Gossip Break: Fergie Flaunts Her Secret Wedding

  • Fergie and Josh Duhamel‘s first wedding picture is as boring as they are! You’ll have to do more to excite us, Fosh!  [DListed]
  • Victoria Beckham looks amazing – and not too skinny – in her new ads for Armani.  [Seriously? OMG!]
  • Miami is apparently the fattest city in America, which doesn’t explain all those skinny people cruising South Beach in thongs.  [Buzzfeed]
  • Drunk and crawling on the ground in front of a restaurant full of people? Yep, this is the saddest picture of Amy Winehouse ever.  [BWE]
  • Nas and Kelis are having a baby! Adorable – and sassy.  [Hollyscoop]
  • Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have named their newborn daugher Seraphina. Weird, but in a good way. We like!  [Celebitchy]
  • Almost-President Barack Obama penned a letter to his daughters that will totally make you weep and sniffle and sob and feel all warm inside.  [PITNB]
  • Jessica Alba got wasted, and we have the photo to prove it!  [CityRag]

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Call Us When They’re Married

This again?! People is like, totally positive that supermodel Gisele Bundchen and super quarterback Tom Brady are engaged. This is the second time in recent weeks that the gorgeous couple has been at the center of  wedding rumors, which started when TMZ incorrectly reported that Brady had popped the question on a private jet on Christmas Eve.

Now comes word – again – that the Patriots star proposed with a diamond solitaire in Los Angeles over the weekend. “The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring,” cooed a source, “or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home.”

Scandalist is going to wait to freak out about the two hottest people in the world getting hitched until we are face to face with Gisele’s rock. We can’t take this emotional rollercoaster any longer! Gis – hurry up and call us!  [Photo: FilmMagic]

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Fergie Marries Josh, Now Able To Eat Food Again

Aww, super-cute couple Fergie and Josh Duhamel tied the knot on Saturday in what sounds like a stylish wedding day.  People carries all the juicy details, from the ten (TEN!) bridesmaids dressed in ‘contrasting black’ to the bride’s Dolce e Gabbana gown, her ‘crystal-studded’ bouquet and the ‘white gold with a brushed finish’ design of Josh’s ring, not to mention the eclectic group of celebrity guests (Mario Lopez! Kid Rock! Slash!)

But the best news for the new Mrs Duhamel must have been the wedding meal after the service. Poor Stacey has been working out every day and presumably, eating very little in order to lose the  13lb she gained for her role in movie Nine. And she did it. Congrats, Fergs. Now have this cupcake and eat it in bed on honeymoon with your gorgeous husband. [Photo: Splash News Online]

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Alyssa Milano To Marry Hollywood Agent

Alyssa Milano has dated actors, baseball players and even Justin Timberlake. But she officially left her fellow celebrities behind on December 18 by getting engaged to someone who exists behind the scenes — a talent agent. The 36-year-old former Charmed/Who’s the Boss? actress, who now has a recurring role on My Name is Earl, will marry David Bugliari, who works for the Creative Artists Agency. Congrats, Alyssa! Here’s to some big starring roles in your future! [Photo: Getty Images]

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Commissioner Gordon Weds, Dies In Same Week

Last week was a big one for Batman’s ally on the Gotham City police force. Gary Oldman, who played Commissioner Gordon in Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, got married in Santa Barbara to jazz singer Alexandra Edenborough (Oldman’s agent served as the best man in the small ceremony). Then tragedy struck on Saturday, when Pat Hingle, who played Gordon in the four Batman films released from 1989-1997, died of complications relating to blood cancer in his North Carolina home. Coincidentally, Oldman’s first wife was Uma Thurman, who played Poison Ivy opposite Hingle in Batman & Robin.

Hingle, a veteran stage actor who received a Tony nomination in 1958, fell down an elevator shaft that same year, breaking numerous bones and losing his left pinky. Due to the months of recuperation, Hingle missed out on playing the lead in Elmer Gantry, which instead went to Burt Lancaster. Hingle played countless character roles on TV and in movies, but theater remained his primary interest. He was 84.

Due to the rule of threes, we’re a little concerned for Bob Hastings.

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Woody Harrelson Gets Married In Predictably Unpredictable Fashion

Think of Woody Harrelson and what comes into your mind straightaway? For us, it’s being all pro-hemp, smoking pot, occasionally making a movie and then smoking more pot again. So we’re pleased that he stayed true to his hippy lifestyle by doing a totally bourgeois thing like getting married to longterm girlfriend Lara Louie in a totally un-bourgeois way.

Like, in Hawaii. Wearing a loose-fitted white shirt, that’s not tucked in, uh-uh. With fellow “man, we’re serious actors but we don’t fit into that conservative Hollywood mold, so get off our backs” movie stars Owen Wilson and Sean Penn. And then have the happy couple serenaded by “she used to be huge but now she’s a credible artiste again or something” Alanis Morrissette. And to ensure that no-one really expected you to get married after being with your woman for 18 years already. Yep, Woody is keeping it real, man. Congrats! [Source: Metro; Photo: Splash News Online]