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David Beckham Sues Over Prostitute Allegations

Come ON. A man that takes pictures as adorable as this can’t be capable of whoring it up…can he?

David Beckham plans to sue InTouch Magazine after they reported a story alleging he had a threesome with two prostitutes. Irma Nici, one of the prostitutes who claims to have been involved, said she and Beckham met in 2007 in New York, where Beckham supposedly paid her $5000 for sex and then had another prostitute join them. Such is the problem with being so damn rich, talented and good-looking – no one would be surprised to learn that you’re screwing around, and then you have to try and maintain your innocence if you actually are a faithful husband. This happened all before when Beckham was accused of cheating with his personal assistant, Rebecca Loos in 2003, but he and Victoria managed to come out of that without publicly tarnishing their relationship.

A statement from Beckham’s people called the allegations “a series of malicious lies.” It also said “Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine.”

First Ashton, now David – it’s quite the week for defamation lawsuits.

by (@katespencer)

Nazi Saluter Jesse James Hides In Sex Rehab

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First things first: yes, the “Nazi photo” of Jesse James has finally leaked, thanks to Us Magazine and The Insider, where the pic first aired back in 2004. It’s…creepy. Big time creepy. But, you know, anytime someone poses pretending to be a member of a group that committed mass genocide it gives us the heebie-jeebs.

While you’re enjoying this lovely image of Jesse Sieg Heilin’ it up, allow us to inform you of the latest on the Vanilla Gorilla’s whereabouts: Seems the guy is taking a page from the Tiger Woods’ Handbook on F*ckin’ and has checked himself into sex rehab in Arizona. News of Jesse James’ rehab stint first leaked when he was pulled over by a cop for driving with tinted windows and no front license plate, and told the cop (who does this, seriously?) that, “he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.” Both Jesse’s rep and the rehab facility, Sierra Tuscon, have confirmed that he is indeed receiving treatment.

Sex rehab is getting a lot of buzz and business these days as a quick-fix solution for any and every guy who decides to stick his dick in one – or one hundred – different women behind his wife’s back. This medicalization of cheating seems like an attempt – by men, natch – to turn their panty-chasing into some sort illness or infliction. Allow us to diagnosis these idiots: they aren’t sick, they’re just selfish and horny. You don’t need rehab for that, you just need a good punch in the balls. [Photo: ONTD]

by (@unclegrambo)

Jesse James Inducted Into Adultery Hall of Shame

Adulterers Hall of Fame: Jesse James, Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin

While Jesse James still has quite a long way to go before he catches Tiger Woods’s record of sixteen (and counting!) extramarital affairs, his recent shenanigans with heavily tattooed webcam models have quickly skyrocketed the Vanilla Gorilla into the Adultery Hall of Shame. It’s an exclusive club —from what we hear, there’s a secret handshake and everything— that is made up of some of the world’s most famous actors, athletes and politicians. Past inductees into the hallowed club include the likes of Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton, Michael “Air” Jordan and Jon “Still in Search of a Catchy Nickname” Gosselin. Take a gander at our photo gallery below to see what other lecherous lotharios made the list.

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by (@katespencer)

Dr. Jack Shephard Is Not A Cheater!

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There are certain actors who we refuse to believe are anyone other than the characters they play on television. Matthew Fox is that guy; to us he was Charlie Salinger for a few years (come on guys, “Party of Five” FTW!) until he swooped into our hearts and rescued us from that crazy plane crash as Jack Shephard on “Lost.” Who cares that he’s some dude with a real life and daughters and an Italian model wife named Margherita Ronchi who he met when he was the hotness at Columbia University. In our heart of hearts he’s a noble spinal surgeon with a drinking problem, terrible tattoos and an unrequited love for a troubled, gun-slinging, baby-stealing fugitive.

So needless to say, this a-hole stripper lady is who is claiming Matthew (aka, our sweet Dr. Jack) banged her all night long after meeting her at a club in Oregon needs to back the eff up. According to Stefani Talbott, they got it on while he was in the Northwest shooting a movie and slept together on two occasions. Says the exotic dancer, “He didn’t tell me to keep it a secret or anything. He didn’t even use protection. He didn’t seem concerned at all.”

Um, excuse us – but Jack never performs surgery without first dumping airplane bottles of booze on the wound. He is all about protection (And integrity! And wincing!). Sorry Stef, but we’re not buying it. Our fictional dream man would never do such a thing. Besides, he’s too busy searching for his father’s body/ghost/John Locke the Smoke Monster to even think about sex. Next!  [Photo: GettyImages]

by (@katespencer)

The 16 Most Famous Adulterous Dudes (Allegedly)

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Tiger Woods and Jesse James aren’t the only famous cheating guys on the A-List. Lots of hunky male celebs have screwed over their wives and girlfriends by bangin’ a lady or 2 (or 15, in Tiger’s case) on the side. From politicians like President Bill Clinton to athletic icons like Michael Jordan and A-Rod, to Hollywood hunks like Jude Law, certain scandalous stars have let their wandering eye get the best of them. We’ve rounded up 15 of the most star-studded cheaters (allegedly, of course) for your viewing pleasure below.

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LeAnn Rimes’ Hubby Says Marriage Is ‘All Good’

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Although his wife, country star LeAnn Rimes, was caught up in a salacious cheating scandal last month, backup dancer Dean Sheremet maintains that everything in their marriage is fine.

“It’s all good,” Dean said when asked about their relationship at LeAnn’s signing for her new book, What I Cannot Change, in which she writes, “The hardest part of life is forgiving someone for an unjust wrong.”

Apparently not for Dean! Immediately after video and photos of LeAnn making out with her co-star Eddie Cibrian were leaked, Dean Twittered, “I love my wife!” [Photo: Getty Images]

by (@katespencer)

LeAnn Rimes Caught Cheating On Her Hubby

LeAnn Rimes, who married at 19, has pulled a Tori Spelling! The singer has been exposed by Us Magazine as apparently having a lusty affair with her co-star in an upcoming Lifetime movie. LeAnn and super-sexy nobody Eddie Cibrian were caught smooching at a Malibu restaurant and met for a three-hour love fest at the Malibu Beach Inn just this past Saturday.

The pair met while filming what is sure to be an Emmy Award-winning TV movie, Northern Lights. “From the moment we rehearsed, LeAnn and Eddie honestly developed a really strong bond and a warm relationship,” said the flick’s director, before their affair was revealed.

Cibrian, who is married with two young kids, has stayed mum on the scandal, but Rimes took to her blog today and wrote to her fans. “This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones,” she said. Her husband, who was a backup dancer before marrying his sugar mamma, was less somber, writing “I Love my wife!!!” on Twitter. The pair renewed their vows last year.

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Billy Bob Bangs Hot Chicks

In the latest on the David Duchovny-Tea Leoni separation, Billy Bob Thornton was implicated as the reason behind the pair’s split. According to sources, Duchovny is apparently leaving Leoni due to her being unfaithful (not because he’s a sex addict and cheated) with the Sling Blade actor. Leoni, who worked with Thornton on their new movie Manure, told recently More magazine that Thornton is “maybe my new favorite person in the world.” The plot thickens….

Though Thornton is denying any part in the scandal, it’s undeniable that through the years, he’s banged some pretty hot chicks, and he has a penchant for meeting them on the sets of his movies. Check out the ladies the five-times-married Thornton has been with.

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Sarah Palin Accused Of Affair By National Enquirer

After weeks of rumor about the rumor, the National Enquirer has finally published the rumor. Naming their source (Palin “family insider” Jim Burdett) and claiming they put him through a “vigorous polygraph test,” the paper has alleged that Palin had an extramarital relationship around 1996 with Brad Hanson, who owned a snowmobile dealership with her husband Todd (and looks a hell of a lot like him). Says Burdett:

I’ve known about Brad having had an affair for a long time, but it wasn’t until just recently that I learned his affair was with Sarah Palin. Sarah was elected mayor of Wasilla, Brad became a city council member in the nearby town of Palmer, and they started an affair. Todd found out about the affair and was so mad he broke up their partnership at the snowmobile dealership.

The Enquirer also has a sworn affidavit from anonymous source claiming “Todd was away on business a lot and Sarah felt lonely. Brad was a good listener, and Sarah talked to him at length. Eventually, she real­ized she was falling in love with him. When Todd got back from one of his trips, Sarah told him that she had begun to have feelings for Brad.”

The publication of the story follows weeks of speculation, which included threats of “legal action” from the McCain campaign if the Enquirer pushed claims of an affair. Attention was also aroused when Scott Richter, once suspected to be the Palin paramour, rushed to have his divorce papers sealed (it turned out Richter just didn’t want people finding his private info and contacting him). Now that the Enquirer has finally named the alleged home-destabilizer (if not wrecker), it remains to be seen how the VP nominee (or the McCain campaign) will react.

by (@katespencer)

#83: Kobe Bryant Rape Trial

As the first NBA player drafted right out of high school, Kobe Bryant was living the epitome of a perfect life — Prom with Brandy! Hot teenage wife! $40 million a year in pay and endorsements! — when he suddenly and stupidly f*cked up all his fame and fortune in an instant. On July 18, 2003, while in Colorado for surgery, Kobe banged a 19-year-old former cheerleader working at his hotel. Shortly after the incident she came forward and charged the Lakers star with sexual assault, throwing a wrench into his perfect world.

Bryant admitted to the adultery, and — in the most pathetic and pricey attempt at an apology ever — bought his wife a $4 million 8-carat diamond ring so she could wear his shame on her finger. Everything from the victim’s semen-stained panties to Kobe’s kinky fetishes (such as grabbing the victim’s neck while penetrating her from behind, then asking permission to ejaculate on her face) was fair game in the trial. But the baller denied the charges of assault, and the case was dropped when the victim refused to testify. She later brought a civil suit against Kobe, which was “resolved to the satisfaction of both parties.” In other words, she got some cash ya’ll!

As the scandal dust settled, Kobe’s star rose again thanks to his MVP status and his feud with former Lakers teammate Shaquille O’Neal — and, of course, that massive diamond ring.