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by (@hallekiefer)

“Rita Whora” Trending After Rob Kardashian’s Twitter Rant; Rob Still Manages To Seem Worse

Rob Kardashian Tweets About Cheating Ex Rita Ora

Oh, Rob Kardashian, we feel your pain…or rather, we felt your pain until you went ahead and put it on Twitter. After recently breaking up with lady friend Rita Ora, Rob allegedly took to Twitter to let the world know how badly the “Hot Right Now” singer done him dirt. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!,” Kardashian ranted in the now deleted posts. “I’m actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year’s time whle trying to start a career.” The semi-imaginative insult “Rita Whora” is now trending across the Twitterscape, and yet somehow, defying all logic, Rob Kardashian manages to come across like the bigger jerk. Proving once again that nothing is impossible with the power of the Internet!

Now, we’re not saying we would want to get cheated on with 20 guys either; our boyfriend would have so much explaining to do. Clearly Rob has every right to hate her beautiful guts, but there is literally no reason to tweet about your famous ex’s infidelities other than inciting total strangers to hate her on the Internet. And just on the Internet if she’s lucky! Remember those whack jobs who sent death threats after the recent Chris Brown Twitter debacle? Everyone knows that people on the Internet be cray!

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by (@laurenkaye)

Robsten Through The Years: From Edward And Bella To Secret Lovers To Heartbreak

To our frequent readers, it should come as no surprise that we’ve been huge Robsten advocates since 2009. We’ve made an arguably obsessive habit of posting about every stolen glance, sly smile and sneaky kiss. As Kate made clear last night, we love(d) them as a couple. As we all brace ourselves for the maybe-inevitable news that our favorite Hollywood couple is donezo, let’s take a walk down memory lane….one filled with countless sneakers, shared holey t-shirts and paparazzi-shielding baseball caps.

2007: While casting the perfect Edward Cullen (and after reading together on a bed), Kristen Stewart told Twilight director Catherine HardwickeIt’s got to be Rob!

November 2008: Twilight comes out, causing the world to speculate about the stars’ possible coupledom.

October 2009: OK! Magazine begins their Robsten obsession.

November 2009: Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke confirms their relationship.

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March 2010: Kristen sneaks into the Remember Me premiere.

March 2010: Robert Pattinson tells VH1′s Janell Snowden that he has no commitment problems at all.

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by (@hallekiefer)

Rupert Sanders Apologizes For Cheating With Kristen Stewart, Our Brains Continue To Explode

Rupert Sanders Apologizes For Cheating With Kristen Stewart

If you had told us we would spend today blogging about the detonation of RobSten, we would have done a five-minute-long spit take, then demanded you get out of our cubicles. Unfortunately, seeing as how Kristen Stewart‘s apology to Robert Pattinson for cheating on him with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders has been immediately followed by Sanders’ own apology, we guess we’re resigned to the fact that this is actually happening. “I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family,” the director told People in a statement. “My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.” Maybe we can pretend this isn’t happen for just a little while long? Please? Please?

Of course, as we pointed out this morning, it was the director’s wife, model Liberty Ross, who offered the first public reaction to the impending scandal. “sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together,” she retweeted before deleting her Twitter account. Ross also allegedly posted a photo of a drunken Snow White to her (now deleted) Instagram account. Her comment on the photo? “Not so pretty and pure.” Oh lordy. Why is there never a fainting couch around when we need one?

Related: Kristen Stewart Issues Most Heartbreaking Apology We’ve Ever Heard For Cheating On Robert Pattinson
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Some Thoughts On Us Weekly‘s Kristen Stewart Cheating Allegations, From Your Resident Kristen And Rob Fangirl
Did Kristen Stewart Cheat On Robert Pattinson?

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by (@hallekiefer)

Kristen Stewart Issues Most Heartbreaking Apology We’ve Ever Heard For Cheating On Robert Pattinson

Wow. We’ve heard a lot of celebrities apologize for a lot of indiscretions, but we’ve never heard anything as raw and heartfelt as Kristen Stewart‘s public apology to Robert Pattinson for apparently cheating on him with her Snow White and The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders. “I’m deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I’ve caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I’m so sorry,” the actress admitted in a statement today. Would someone mind picking our jaws up off the floor for us? They’re right there under our desk…great, thanks so much.

As tragic and personal as this admission feels, it’s like our own Kate Spencer pointed out last night when Us Weekly claimed to have photos of Stewart and Sanders kissing: People love Robsten because both Kristen and Rob seem like normal, honest, genuine people. Unfortunately, most normal, honest, genuine people don’t have their biggest mistakes photographed and immediately broadcast to the Internet. We hope Rob and Kristen are able to work this out, but even more than that…we hope we can lie down in a dark room and process this for a while. Because, dang.

Related: Rupert Sanders and Liberty Ross: Everything We Know About The Other Couple In This Robsten Rumor
Some Thoughts On Us Weekly‘s Kristen Stewart Cheating Allegations, From Your Resident Kristen And Rob Fangirl
Did Kristen Stewart Cheat On Robert Pattinson?

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Miley Cyrus Seen Swimming In Pool, Ergo Must Be Cheating On Fiance Concludes Internet

Miley Cyrus Swims With Assistant Cheyne Thomas

Did you know if you swim in a hotel pool with someone who is not your fiance, you have technically committed adultery with that person? At least if the Internet sees you do it? We’re so sorry you didn’t know! Looks like Miley Cyrus should just throw that sweet Neil Lane rock she got from beloved Liam Hemsworth into the pool filter, because unfortunately the singer was spotted floating around with her assistant Cheyne Thomas in a pool in Miami. We’re so embarrassed; we too have been in so many bodies of water with men we weren’t in a relationship with. We never thought we’d ever type these these words, but…thank god we’re not engaged!

Miley Cyrus Swims With Assistant Cheyne Thomas

We’re kidding, of course. Come on, Internet! There’s got to be a little smooching, or at least some hand holding, before you can start cooking up scandal. That’s like Gossip 101. Miley’s mom Trish even took to Twitter to scold us all for having dirty minds. “So sad that the nasty tabloids have to make up stories to sell their trashy mags. Cant they just leave these 2 alone and let them be happy?,” she raged. Miley later tweeted in agreement, declaring, “I love my fiancé & he loves me. All the rest is bull s—. We get to live a life of happiness no one can take that away from us!” Seriously, Internet, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Photo: Splash News Online]

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by (@hallekiefer)

Jennie Garth And Peter Facinelli Do Not Need These Cheating Rumors, You Pervs

You guys! Just because Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth are getting divorced does not mean they have been cheating on one another. There are plenty of other totally valid reasons they could be ending their seemingly normal and happy marriage. Probably dozens! Either of them having a side piece, however, is not one of them. “There are rumors out there which are completely untrue and hurtful to our family,” the Beverly Hills, 90210 actress and Breaking Dawn actor declared in a joint statement to People. “We just want to make it very clear – there are no third parties involved.” So get your filthy minds out of the gutter! Now look at this photo of Peter Facinelli on a motorcycle, and then get your filthy minds out of the gutter again!

The two made the statement in response to infidelity rumors that cropped up after they announced their split yesterday, but according to EW, it looks like we’ll be getting a lot more evidence for or against their claims in the actress’s new CMT reality show Jennie Garth: A Little Bit Country, a show which is currently titled I Love Jennie on IMDB and allegedly set to premiere in April. So…do you think they changed it because that second title seemed a little too on the nose? Yeah, us too. Us too.

[Photo: Getty Images]

by (@hallekiefer)

Amber Rose Spills Kim Kardashian And Kanye Deets, Calls Kim A Homewrecker

Sometimes it’s nice to have a rumor confirmed…even if it happens over a year and a half after we peeped it for the first time. If your Twitter-shortened attention spans can recall as far back as April 2010, you may remember some gossip about a Kim Kardashian and Kanye West romance. The only problem? Kanye was reportedly canoodling with Amber Rose at the time, while Kim was on-again, off-again with the Miami Dolphins’ Reggie Bush. “They were both cheating,” Amber allegedly claims in an interview with Star, according to RadarOnline.  “They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.” Man…if only the beautiful debacle that was Kim Kardashian’s marriage hadn’t happened in the meantime. We’d be so much more scandalized by this!

According to Rose, Kim helped dismantle Amber’s relationship with Kanye through a series of explicit texts and emails. Gripes Amber, “She’s a homewrecker!” As Rose explains now, “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person.’ I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.” So then of course allegedly Amber and Reggie Bush got together on the rebound. Wow, revenge really is a dish best served cold…and 18 months after you first make it. It’s sort of like moonshine in that way. Or kimchi!

by (@hallekiefer)

Kobe Bryant’s Cheating Uncovered By Network Of Basketball Wives

Basketball Wives is already an amazing program, though maybe they could focus a little more on how pro-sports wives are apparently part of a covet network of spies charged with seeking out and destroying all signs of infidelity. At least, that’s what we’ve been thinking since Vanessa Bryant filed her divorce papers Friday against hubby and Lakers star Kobe Bryrant. While the couple were hoping to have “resolved all issues incident to their divorce privately,” according to TMZ, Vanessa allegedly discovered Kobe’s numerous extramarital adventures from her fellow basketball wives….who in turn learned about them from their NBA star spouses. See, if this was the plot of Mission Impossible- Ghost Protocol, maybe we’d actually see it. Okay, okay, we’re going to see it anyway. You get our point.

Of course, we all kind of knew Kobe had some potentially devastating secrets locked away in some golden briefcase or supercomputer or his brain, seeing as how he publicly copped to cheating with at least one woman when slapped with rape allegations in 2003 by accuser Katelyn Faber. Though it’s not clear exactly what particular incident finally drove Vanessa to the courthouse, with ten years of marriage under their belt and no pre-nup, Kobe’s going to curse the day those amazing basketball wife spies infiltrated his life. And that, children, is how Kobe Bryant became a Bond villain.

by (@hallekiefer)

Kat Von D Records First Album, “Cheating Ex” Offers Plenty Of Material

It’s hard to imagine a Kat Von D album without a few songs about He Who Shall Not Be Named. (Just kidding, we’re talking ’bout Jesse James). After all,  the LA Ink star told E! that her upcoming record will be “more on the dark, more tragically romantic” side of thing. We imagine it’s going to be like a Taylor Swift album, except switch John Mayer for Jesse and swap bunny eyes trembling with heart-wrenching tears for knuckle tatts. Plus, if you’re Sandra Bullock, you can use it to get your heart rate up at the gym.

While her music might be about her former flame, Kat Von D’s book most definitely won’t be. “No, my next book will not be about my cheating ex. There are way too many positive and inspiring things to write about instead,” Kat Von D’s Twitter read yesterday. While it’s not completely clear if Kat is alleging Jesse James cheated on her specifically, or more generally when married to Sandy, either way it’s probably a better subject to rock out to than to read about. That way we won’t have to just imagine the screaming in our heads.

by (@hallekiefer)

Portia De Rossi’s Ex-Husband Ran Off With Her Brother’s Wife

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Apparently, before she was Ellen Degeneres‘ wife, Portia de Rossi was married to a man…until her husband ran off with her sister-in-law. Married to filmmaker Mel Metcalfe in 1996, de Rossi was stunned three years later when Metcalfe left her for brother Michael’s wife Renee Kappos. “When Mel left me and Renee suddenly sabotaged her marriage to my brother to be with Mel, Brother and I were left idiotically scratching our heads in disbelief,” de Rossi reveals. Despite the unexpected affair, however, Portia already knew that her days as a straight woman were nearing an end. “By the end of our first year together, despite my desire to be attracted to him, my latent fear of my real sexuality was simmering and about to boil,” Portia now admits. Seems like some blessings come in disguise, or by the name of Mel Metcalfe.

Portia opens up about her divorce, eating disorder and more in her new memoir Unbearable Lightness: A Story of Loss and Gain. Despite what some have suggested, Australian-born Portia did not marry her hubbie to stay in the U.S., explaining “I actually married him, for a green card. But I didn’t get my green card through him—I couldn’t do it at the end.” Luckily there’s no lingering bad blood between Portia and her ex, so we guess it worked out for the best for everyone in the end. Oh, wait, except for Portia’s brother. Oh yikes…

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