Chelsea Davy

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Michelle Obama Doesn’t Get An Invite To Will And Kate’s Royal Wedding

Are you as excited about the royal wedding as we are? Now that William is off the market, we can focus whole-heartedly on our favorite SINGLE ginge, Prince Harry. Forget what Kate Middleton’s going to wear at the wedding, we want to see Harry rock some uniform. And we’re totally going to ignore this business of Harry and Chelsea Davy supposedly reuniting on a date. Because it totally didn’t happen. Heard that? Didn’t happen.

But unfortunately all our hopes of somehow attending that wedding (hah) have been officially dashed. Because if Michelle Obama didn’t get invited to Will and Kate’s “I do’s” there ain’t a chance in hell for anybody else. That’s pretty bad form on the Brits! Mrs O made an appearance on Live! With Regis And Kelly and revealed that she really hadn’t been invite to the wedding. But as always, the First Lady was gracious about the royal snub saying, “Marriage is a personal private thing, they should invite who they want to invite. And if I get invited, I’ll go.” Dudes…. You can’t diss Michelle. You gotta invite her now! So come on Royal Letter Writer (we bet they have one of those). Do your thing.

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Prince Harry Back On the Market?

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Britain’s Prince Harry and his girlfriend Chelsy Davy have called it quits. This comes after splitting last year and then reuniting to give it yet another shot. They’ve been dating on-and-off for the last six years, but the 24-year-old Davy is now moving to South Africa to begin a legal career, after having told him they were through. The Zimbabwean heiress apparently told friends, “We’re finished. This is a new beginning for me. I want to start my career in South Africa where I plan to spend the rest of my life. I don’t want to live in Britain.”

They’ve also not been together in public ever since HRH Harry got his helicopter pilot wings in May. A source revealed, “It was a gradual end to the relationship. It whimpered out. It’s not practical with Harry’s commitments to the Army and his family to be in a relationship with someone in a different country. It was an obvious time for a clean break. The spark is gone and she’s focused on moving back to be where her heart lies. She was distraught when they split last year but it’s different now. She knows she did everything to make it work.”

Chelsy was supposed to begin as a trainee solicitor at the London law firm Allen & Overy in September, but those plans are off. The source also added, “They are still friends and will always have a special place for each other.”

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