Ok big boo for Derek Hough. He did good by whisking off Cheryl Tweedy for a luxury vacay to Tanzania. Yes, Tweedy. No more Cheryl Cole after deciding to divorce Ashley Cole, who’s busy frolicking with topless twits. Only problem is that Miz Tweedy’s ended up getting malaria after the holiday! This is not going to be a good story for them if they end up staying together. We can just see it.
“So, tell us how you guys got together.”
“I took her for an exotic African holiday.”
“And then I got malaria.”
*End of story*
Apparently the pretty singer contracted the illness after being by being bitten by a mosquito. She hadn’t been feeling well for a while but chalked it down to exhaustion. She was at a photo shoot and kidded around saying she was hungover. And then she fainted. A source reveals, “Cheryl hadn’t been feeling herself for about a week [after returning on June 22]. She was feeling tired and listless. In the end, this must have been the beginnings of the [illness]. During Sunday afternoon, Cheryl went downhill quickly. She was sweating and shaking and in a bad way. Doctors are concerned that her immune system is weaker because she’s been working so hard. They believe this may make it harder for her to recover quickly.”
She was taken to hospital recently, where she’s expected to stay for a the next few days, and tested positive for malaria. She’ll hopefully recover within the next few weeks. Hough better be at her bedside.
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