Chippendales

by (@JordanRuntagh)

What Is Kris Humphries’ Next Gig?

It’s official: Kris Humphries could not keep up with the Kardashians. We’re sure you’ve heard by now that Kim Kardashian is divorcing him after 72 days of marriage. We guess she started feeling the old Two-and-a-Half-Month Itch. But that’s just the start of Kris’ troubles, because he’s also out of work! After becoming a “free agent” on the advice of soon-to-be-ex-momager Kris Jenner, chances are good that he won’t get signed in time to participate in the 2011-2012 NBA season. This leaves him both single and unemployed, and a prenup ensures that he won’t see a dime of Kim’s reality show millions.

But Kris fans shouldn’t fear, because the kind folks at Chippendales have stepped in! The male dancing organization has asked the former Mr. Kardashian to fill their celebrity MC spot at the Rio Hotel in Las Vegas, a position formerly held by 98 Degrees singer Jeff Timmonds. Despite the stunning legacy, there’s no word on whether or not Kris will take Chippendales up on their offer. Even if he doesn’t, we’re sure Kris will land on his feet. We can think of dozens of job opportunities available to the former ball player as the result of his marriage and subsequent public heartbreaking. Keep your chin up, Kris, and remember: When one door closes, another one opens. Check out the gallery below and see what we mean!

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