Justin Bieber has got your back this holiday season, girl. If by “got,” you mean “applied Vick’s VapoRub and a stethoscope to.” Justin continues to appeal to the parental units in his newest Someday ad, following up on his clever but off-putting “Dear Dad” spot. In the ad the Biebs warns against Lame Holiday Swag, or LHS. “Symptoms include a lame face, dry mouth, even hysteria caused from uncool swag,” Bieber gravely explains. A lame face? Dear Lord…we think we might have had LHS this entire time!
If you aren’t exactly feeling Dr. Bieber’s diagnosis, you can still look to Justin’s real-life good deeds to treat that nausea and fatigue. Earlier this afternoon the “Baby, Baby” singer performed a concert at Whitney Elementary School in Las Vegas, in addition to donating $100,000 to serve needy families in the community. Oh no…so what happens if you have Bieber fever and LHS at the same time? Good thing we bought this fainting couch off Craigslist!
Christmas time is here again, FABLifers! And with it comes another edition of the Sexiest Celebrity Santas! Yes, it’s your chance to see your favorite stars still managing to look super hot despite the fact that they’re wearing red crushed velvet and goofy hats. Trust us, you wouldn’t mind sitting on these Santas’ laps. We’ve got divas like Mariah Carey and Katy Perry, A-list actresses like Scarlett Johannson and Rachel McAdams. And then we top it all off with a Victoria’s Secret Angel or two! So step right up and check out the gallery of the ho-ho-hottest Santas around! (Sorry.) It’s not only sexy, it’s tradition!
Christina Aguilera is under no obligation to slip into a leotard and fishnets for all her performances, but what in the name of Kevin-James-looking, Segway-riding, crime-busting mall police did she wear to yesterday’s Disney Parks Christmas Day parade? A long sleeve white button plus an undone silk tie equals Xtina chasing a pack of rowdy teens out of Express. Seriously, it’s rarely a good sign when Minnie Mouse’s Mrs. Santa dress looks more pulled together. Are we right about this, or are we just being a bunch of Grinches?
Now that Halloween is over, we have (un)officially entered the Holiday Season. No one knows this better than Justin Bieber, who apparently kipped trick-or-treating last night so he could stop by The Tonight Show and pimp his new Christmas album ‘Under The Mistletoe’, which drops today. But when the singer stepped in front of the cameras, we found him looking decidedly less Bieber-like than normal. Although slowly vanishing for some time now, it appears that Justin has finally decided to jettison his trademark helmet-hair look once and for all. How will wig manufactures and Tumblr survive!? His spiky new ‘do seems to fall somewhere between Vanilla Ice and Frankenstein. Who knows, maybe it was just part of his Halloween costume.
Click under the jump for more on Bieber’s hair, his new album, and his duet with Mariah Carey!
Boys II Bieber? No, waitÃ¢â‚¬Â¦Bieber II Men? Whatever you want to call it (probably not either of those options), the Justin Bieber Boys II Men collabo for the upcoming Justin Bieber Christmas album will have something for the whole family to love. No, literally the whole family: kids will love Justin, while moms will love Boys II Men, who were basically an early nineties collection of super Biebers. Oh, how cruel the passage of time.
“2day i woke up and realized that the group that made me want to sing @BoyzIIMen are now on the christmas album singing with me. #DREAMBIG,” Bieber tweeted. “I used 2 listen to their music and practice the runs. that is how i learned how to sing. now im in the studio with them making music 2gether.” And if they can get a Boys II Men Bieber Christmas wedding song on that album? Game. Over. How about “On Santa’s Bended Knee?,” or “I’ll Make Gingerbread Houses To You”? You’re right. We won’t quit our day jobs.
Merry Biebs-mas, everyone! Justin Bieber’s Christmas charity album is allegedly now in the works, at least according to the singer’s recent Twitter activity. We can’t help but imagine the possible track list: “O Little Town of Bieberhem”? “Carol of the Biebs”? “One Less Lonely Reindeer”? “Never Say Humbug”? As Justin tweeted earlier today, “so it’s true…been in the studio doing something special for christmas. we are going to try and raise alot of money this year for charity!” It’s hard to imagine anything better than getting a big ol’ donation directly from Justin Bieber this December. Okay, maybe one thing.
While the rest us watched A Christmas Story at Motel 6 with eight of our family members snoring away next to us, the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt clan celebrated the holidays in an animal reserve in Namibia, feeding orphaned baboons and foxes, and watching a leopard get released back into the wild. Yeah well, they still probably fought over who got to open their presents first, right? Since then, Jolie and Pitt have donated $2 million to the Naankuse Lodge and Wildlife Sanctuary in the name in Namibian-born daughter Shiloh. “We want her to be very involved and grow up with the understanding of her country of birth,” Brangelina’s rep said Sunday. We had forgot that Shiloh was, in fact, born in Africa, though to be fair we’d need to make an Excel spreadsheet to track exactly where all the miniature Jolie-Pitts came into this world.
The huge chunk of change has the sanctuary’s owners Rudie and Marlice van Vuuren feeling “overjoyed.” Said Dara Barrett, head of finance at Naankuse, “Some of the donated funds will be used in the running of a clinic which provides free medical care to the community of bushmen, including the treatment of malnutrition, tuberculosis and HIV.” Wow, leave it to Angie and Brad to make the iPod Nano we gave our boyfriend look like a pair of itchy pink bunny pajamas. [Photo: Getty Images]
Spoiler alert! Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but it turns out that instead of a fat jolly immortal grandpa, Santa Claus is actually a charming teenager with zero split ends and the voice of an angel. Justin Bieber teamed up with Atlanta’s Q100 for the “Stuff Bieber’s Bus” toy drive for the kids at Children’s Healthcare. Justin parked his tour bus outside the city’s Philips Arena and rallied charitable ATLiens to drop off toys for ailing girls and boys. Who can say no to that little elf face?
Bieber used the power of the Twitter-verse to rally support for donations. “Every child deserves a toy this holiday season. Let’s make sure these kids in the hospitals have a smile on their face. #makeachange” he tweeted. Between Bieber’s followers and the folks rallied by the radio station’s promotions, the bus ended up packed with enough toys for every patient at the children’s hospital to have one. “I think that it doesn’t really matter what you do. As long as you’re helping other people, why not do it?” said Justin. So don’t be surprised when you see Justin Bieber chowing down on cookies at 4:00am in your living room. He looks like an oatmeal raisin man to us. [Photo: Getty Images]
A Christmas video from Ke$ha? Really? Well, don’t get too warmed by the thought. While the singer does indeed sing “Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas” and wish for “world peace” in the video above, someone steps out behind her to provide the oh-so-necessary element of NSFW. Ho! Ho! Ew…..
Continuing her tour of the ol’ Commonwealth, so to speak, Pamela Anderson is now on the Queen’s home turf. Remember when Pammy was mobbed in Mumbai airport? Well she’s now being mobbed in England—Liverpool, to be precise. Why, you ask? Is the specter of Baywatch still looming large enough to make her relevant? Possibly, because she’s still booking jobs. Wait…does this even qualify as a job? You be the judge of that. Pamela is in Liverpool to “star” in the panto Aladdin at the Empire Theatre.
Pam’s “body” of work in Baywatch still holds her in good stead in other matters as well. Captured here is a moment where two Liverpudlian lads spotted the actress walking into her hotel. With their libido’s hitting the danger mark, they managed to ask Pam to sign their chests. It’s Christmas (almost), so how could she say no? And now that dude’s never going to wash his torso again.