citizen scandal

The internet! You’re probably familiar with it. After all, you’re using it right now. In case you didn’t know, there’s a lot of porn on the net. Not just any porn, free porn. We’re telling you as a public service just in case you’re planning to use an automatic weapon to go and steal some. [...]

Can an elephant be fired because of their sexual orientation? City councilman Michal Grzes of Ponzan, Poland is furious that Ninio, an African bush elephant that prefers the company of male elephants to female, is living in the local zoo’s expensive elephant house. “We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys for the largest elephant house in [...]

The Georgia Department Of Transportation believes a middle-aged man has stolen up to 100 manhole covers along highways near Atlanta. “He’s hit Sandy Springs, and he’s hit Forest Park,” an investigator told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. “They’re completely at opposite sides of town.” Despite checking with local scrap metal collectors and staging stakeouts, the DOT’s search [...]

Neil Havens Rodreick II, arrested two years ago for posing as a 12-year-old student (he was 29), was sentenced to 70.5 years in prison yesterday for a variety of sex-related crimes, including child pornography. Starting in 2005, Rodreick repeatedly enrolled in Arizona schools as a 12-year-old named “Casey,” wearing make-up to make himself look younger. [...]

Even religious figures have to worry about their looks, apparently. William Blasingame, a retired pastor from Staten Island, is accused of stealing almost $85,000 from his church’s emergency fund to pay for cosmetic surgery, Botox injections and stylish clothes. Because if he doesn’t look good, Jesus doesn’t look good. Before resigning in 2008, Blasingame had [...]

Have you always wanted to be killed in an avalanche, but never knew how to start one? In this video, you can see how one can cause the catastrophe by simply taking their snowmobile to the top of a steep, open slope near Valemount, B.C. and ride back down in the white chaos as bystanders [...]

Staff at a stationary shop in Kent, England, were obviously asleep at the wheel when they accepted forged banknotes the other day. Because not only was the £20 note not real, it clearly had a photo of jailed 80s pop star Boy George where The Queen’s head usually is. “I was shocked, I couldn’t believe [...]

If you think it’s hard to juggle work and family, try juggling family and a crime spree. Cortina R. Wobbleton spent last night driving two friends down a Florida highway, where the pair (one wearing a hockey mask) robbed a Pizza Hut and a Sunoco gas station at gunpoint. When Martin County Sheriff’s deputies stopped [...]

When Michelle Owen asked police to search her laptop, she hoped they would find child pornography downloaded by her ex-boyfriend, so she could use it in their custody battle. Instead, police found two video clips of the Indiana woman smearing a substance on her vagina and getting her beagle, Toby, to lick it off. Looks [...]