Ron Burgundy is BACK! And he’s still an impressive flautist! What can we say, this man just makes us dig him so much. Another reason why would be because of his latest announcement! Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy is coming back for round two! The legend lives on! Oh come on, you know why we’re so excited. We know you remember this guy! How could you not?
Will Ferrell appeared in character on Conan O’Brien‘s talk show to tell us this groundbreaking bit of information. He confirmed a sequel saying, “I actually have an announcement. I want to announce this to everyone here in the Americas. To our friends in Spain, Turkey and the U.K, including England, that as of 0900 mountain time Paramount Pictures and myself, Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy have come to terms on a sequel to Anchorman. There will be a sequel to Anchorman!”
And to this we say: “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.”
If Ke$ha ever sees this video, so help the youth of America. If you happened to be watching Conan last night, you now know more than you ever thought you would about Olivia Wilde’s vagina tattoo preferences. While stopping by late night to plug her new film The Change-Up, Wilde recounted how her character ends up getting inked in an intimate area, leading her to describe “the best vagina tattoo I’ve ever seen.” Which is a topic we’re endlessly fascinated in, considering the ones we’ve seen are extremely underwhelming.
Despite the fact that we are 12-years-old and almost lost consciousness after hearing an A-lister say the words “pubic hair” on TV (“I am about to pass out,” Coco informs her. “Hold me for this part!”), the Cowboys And Aliens star describes the best lady ink she’s ever seen thusly: “A little man with a lawnmower, walking along! Isn’t that great?” Then Olivia acts it out. Olivia Wilde: one of the few celebrities who we actually like more the more we hear her talk. About vagina tattoos.
CoCo’s made a killing! Now that he’s moved back to L.A for his new TBS gig, Conan O’Brien recently put his NYC pad on the market. The two-floor penthouse on Central Park West has sold for the incredible amount of $29.5 million! The apartment is in the famous Majestic building and was open for sale in February. CoCo’s crazy deal is the second biggest residential sale in Manhattan this year. Laugh all the way to an L.A bank, Conan!
Conan’s new TBS gig came as a complete surprise because of speculation that Conan would be heading to Fox this fall. Instead he Conan chose to take his talk show to basic cable, tweeting, “The good news: I will be doing a show on TBS starting in November! The bad news: I’ll be playing Rudy on the all new Cosby Show.” He added in a minutely more official statement, “In three months I’ve gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I’m headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.” Making millions sounds like a super plan to us.