We kind of suspected Jason Segel would be an awesome boyfriend to have, what with the taping photos of his new girlfriend to his phone and the being obsessed with the Muppets and all. Now that The 5 Year Engagement actor is opening up about his budding relationship with Michelle Williams, we are patting ourselves on the back for being right. “I think we would just very much like to be happy. That’s all I’m going to say about it,” Segel told Extra when asked about dating the My Week With Marilyn actress. We would just very much like to be happy. How sweet is that? And they’ve only been going out for, what, three weeks? We’re going to try our best not to be jealous of Michelle Williams, but first she can pull off a pixie cut and now this… It is going to be a struggle.
Not that Jason is completely without baggage; his naked junk has appeared on a few tens of thousands of movie screens in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. But that’s not who he is! Clearly he’s evolving! “He’s a man-boy! He used to be a boy-boy and now he’s a man-boy,” joked Emily Blunt, Jason’s costar in the upcoming rom-com. “I think I might even be becoming a man-man… potentially!” Jason claimed. We can’t even imagine how awesome Jason Segel will be as a man-man. Will you let us know, Michelle? What’s that? You can’t hear us because we’re talking to ourselves? Alright then.
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Just as their characters Rachel and Finn are about to lock it down on Glee (Or are they?)(Yeah, we think they are!), show stars Cory Monteith and Lea Michele are allegedly making sweet, sweet music together as a couple in real life. “It just sort of happened,” a source close to the show told Celebuzz. “No one is sure just yet how serious it is yet, but they both seem pretty happy.” This gives us hope that every plot line on Glee is secretly true. Brittany and Santana 4 Lyfe! Oh, and please let Jane Lynch actually be pregnant. Do it for us, Universe!
According to Us Weekly, the pair visited Monteith’s hometown of Vancouver this past weekend, where “[t]hey stayed in a hotel, toured Grouse Mountain and went for sushi and sake.” So are these two just “hooking up,” as one source claimed, or is it something more, something…mash-up worthy? We hope it’ll be just like Hiram, one of Rachel’s dads, said in last week’s episode, “Even Patti Lupone herself couldn’t talk Rachel out of marrying Finn.” But can any human love really be that strong?
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Listen. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of millions of hearts shattering to the strains of “It’s A Small World After All”. It looks like our favorite earth quakin’, fight breakin’ hero Ryan Gosling has a new lady love in his life…and sadly, it isn’t Rachel McAdams again. Ryan spent the weekend canoodling around Disneyland with his The Place Beyond The Pines costar, Eva Mendes. Exclusive pics from Us Weekly show the two holding hands and kissing. *Gasp* Not in front of Goofy, guys! “They were very playful,” a fellow Disney reveler told Us. “Eva was skipping around like a little girl…She would lean into him and she held his arm the entire time.” They rode rides together, and sampled the park’s finest fairground cuisine, including churros, cotton candy and corn-on-the-cob. “She fed him,” said an observer.
According to a source on the set of their new movie, the twosome have been moving toward more-than-costars status for quite some time. “It hasn’t been a secret how excited Eva’s been to film with him, and she’s always joked with us about how gorgeous he is,” they told US. “She’s never been shy about having the hots for him! There’s always been this strong chemistry…this was just a matter of time.” We can only imagine the passionate wet kisses under Splash Mountain. Disneyland may the happiest place on Earth for them, but it just crushed an untold number of fan girl/boy dreams. The Mickey Mouse giveth, and the Mickey Mouse taketh away.
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