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Pregnant Tori Spelling In Car Accident After Paparazzi Chase

Does Twitter make situations like this better or worse? Fans of Tori Spelling were in for a shock today when the pregnant actress reported a car accident following a chase with paparazzi. “Paparazzi chased me w/the kids 2school. I was trying to get away from him and had a pretty big accident. Took down whole wall of school. He thn STILL got out to try to get pics. 10 school moms chased him away. Wht will it take? Someone dying for paparazzi to stop? Going to dr now to check on baby. I think its just shock.” First things first: photos on TMZ suggest that the “whole wall of school” was a chunk of a short cement boundary near the street. The school itself wasn’t damaged during the accident—just in case you were worried (TMZ denies the photographer was one of theirs).

Thankfully, a rep has come forward to soothe anyone worried about Tori’s unborn child—or the other kids for that matter. “Tori and the kids are really shaken up, but they’re OK,” they told Entertainment Tonight. “Tori is going to the doctor to get checked out but is doing fine.” So far the pap has yet to come forward, and odds are the camera squad might hang back for a bit—eyes will be on them as much as they’re on her for a while.

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Katt Williams Taken To Jail After Bizarre Tractor Standoff

We will always love Pimp Chronicles, Part 1; the bit about Michael Jackson has our jaws on the floor every time. But as Katt Williams’ arrest on Saturday suggests, maybe Katt isn’t doing a great job keeping all that insanity confined to the stage/his extensive suit collection. According to TMZ, while Williams was staying at a home in Palmdale, California, a landscaping worker driving a tractor at the house was allegedly attacked by three women wielding dirt and rocks. The man called his wife who came to pick him up, only to find Williams using his SUV to block their escape. The couple called 911, and Williams was arrested on a charge of felony intimidating a witness. The three women were also arrested for assault with a deadly weapon, but on the flip side just gave Katt a solid hour of new material.

This isn’t the first time Katt has been arrested for a crime that makes literally no sense at all; in 2009, Williams was picked up by police for burglarizing a home in Georgia. Williams was released later this past Saturday after posting his $50,000 bail. “if you admit to crimes on social networks or post evidence #youdumbashell,” Katt tweeted on Saturday, which already sounds like the name of his next Comedy Central special.

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Estella Warren Charged With Battery, Hit-And-Run After Drunken Escapade

Which is more embarrassing? To be known for your starring role in the Planet of the Apes remake across from Mark Wahlberg, or for following up your hit-and-run with a swift kick to your arresting officer before trying to your attempt to escape custody? Yeah, we know. It’s a toss-up. Seeing as how Estella Warren’s D.U.I. arrest last month came after the actress plowed into several parked cars, hit a cop and managed to extract herself from her handcuffs like a master magician, it’s not much of a surprise that Estella Warren’s charges now include DUI, hit-and-run driving, battery and resisting arrest. That is extremely humiliating, but at the same time…remember that ape Lincoln Monument, at the end of the movie? We know; it’s like a mind-teaser.

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Flo Rida Arrested For DUI In His $1.7 Million Bugatti


If you can afford a $1.7 million Bugatti, you should be able to afford a designated driver. TMZ reports that Flo Rida was pulled over in his pricey ride for reckless driving at 3:30am last night in Miami Beach, and picked up for suspicion of DUI after failing a field sobriety test and stinking of the sauce. The sits also says he’s still in booking, and that his blood alcohol level was twice the legal limit. AllHopHop also claims Flo was driving with a suspended license. If this didn’t already sound like some Hangover II-style adventure (he did rap over the credits), Flo Rida is currently scheduled to perform in Bangkok this weekend, though it’s unclear whether he’ll still be able to make the engagement.

Check out a shot of Flo and his ride taken last week in the gallery below.

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Cops Visit Lindsay Lohan After Her Ankle Bracelet Goes Off

Lindsay Lohan: she only has to watch TV and the world goes on alert. Probation officials excitedly hopped over to her house Tuesday after Lindsay’s electronic monitoring device went off, only to discover the actress was busy posing for paparazzi on her roof patio, reading scripts and watching her 3D TV. Apparently, making a mockery of house detention isn’t a crime (posing on your roof patio? 3D TV?), and LiLo was allowed to return to business as usual. “They came as part of standard procedure to make sure the monitoring equipment was working properly,” said Lindsay’s rep.

Aside from this moment of confusion, Lindsay’s house arrest, now a week into its expected 35 days, has gone on with little excitement—unless you count the aforementioned paparazzi pics and the surprisingly rare tweet (all she said yesterday was “Happyy 85th birthdayy to mariyn monroe”).  But at least we know that the authorities will be hot on her trail if she actually does try to pull something.

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Jamie Kennedy Handcuffed After Shoving Match In Vegas

Looks like Malibu’s Most Wanted is still getting in scrapes with the law. TMZ has video of Jamie Kennedy handcuffed at the Cosmo Casino in Vegas following a shoving match with a man who thought the Scream star was hitting on his girlfriend. According to their sources, a woman asked Kennedy for career advice and her boyfriend decided to get territorial. Security pulled the pair out—with Jamie evidently rowdy enough to require handcuffs—but no charges were filed. Here’s some career advice for free, lady: dump the guy who picks fights with successful actors!

Kennedy, who turned 41 last week, was at the casino to celebrate his birthday. And judging from his Twitter, he may well have been on the prowl. “Thanks to everybody who wished me happy bday, really appreciate it. 41…jeez what’s the youngest I can date…creeper.” Kennedy split with Ghost Whisperer co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt just over a year ago.

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Andy Dick Sued For Rubbing Genitals On Comedy Club Attendee

Considering how many people have been fondled by Andy Dick without consent and exposed to his genitals, it’s a little ironic the comedian’s being sued by someone who actually paid to see him. But yes, a man who went to a Dick show in Dallas late last year wants damages after the Celebrity Rehab regular whipped out his Dick-and-Andys from under a dress and rubbed them on the poor guy’s face. By the way—the fellow disappointed by his encounter with Dick’s genitalia while Andy was dressed like a woman? His last name is Tucker. Dick vs. Tucker. Boom.

While we certainly wouldn’t want to be among Dick’s many molestees, and would likely feel “degraded and humiliated”  if we did somehow wind up with a cheek rub from Andy’s Dick, we’re a little intrigued by the victim’s claim that he’s been “harassed and ridiculed by the workers he supervises as well as his management peers.” Did the entire company go to the Dick show? Did someone take a photo? There’s a story here, and it’s not that Andy Dick will be in jail for a long, long time if they ever make a “three strikes” rule for public indecency.

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Lindsay Lohan Begins House Arrest, Picks Up Ankle Bracelet At 5 A.M.

Looks like the party’s going to have to come to Lindsay for the next few weeks. Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest reportedly began this morning, with the actress visiting Lynnwood jail at 5am to receive her very special ankle bracelet. The punishment comes from Lindsay pleading no contest to that jewelry theft telling Lindsay to walk off with their jewelry.

Police told the tabs that Lindsay will have to spend about 35 days behind bars (sorry, windows), which is a little longer than the two weeks initially predicted. Once she’s free to step past the property line, Lindsay will have to finish her 480 hours of community service before she’ll be free to get in trouble again. But until then, get pumped for lots and lots of late night tweets!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Investigated For Using Highway Patrol To Transport Girls

Shockingly, a mega-famous mega-rich actor/governor who confessed to having a secret love child with his housekeeper and has been accused of groping women without consent may have been up to other forms of hanky-panky during his time in office. Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly under investigation by the California attorney general after the former head of security at the Sacramento Hyatt Regency told the National Enquirer that the governor regularly had Highway Patrol officers bringing “scantily-clad women” in and out of his suite. Why the women had to be scantily-clad before arriving at Schwarzenegger’s suite is not clear.

In a bizarre change of pace, TMZ quoted CHP officers to deny the story, though judging from their frequent posts slamming Schwarzenegger’s housekeeper/babymama Mildred Baena—she’s been called everything from a “maneater” to a “self-hating Hispanic” in their headlines—one has to wonder whose side of the drama their sources plead allegiance to. Arnold, allegedly hiding out in Sun Valley, Idaho, has yet to comment on the latest drama.

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Estella Warren Involved In A Crazy D.U.I, Tries To Escape Jail

Super sexy sometimes actress and model, Estella Warren, is behind bars for a DUI right now in L.A. She went down swinging too! According to TMZ, Warren rammed into three cars with her Toyota Prius late last night, allegedly drunk off her skull. She then supposedly kicked a policeman before getting booked. Bad move, Warren. Really bad move!

It doesn’t end there, either. While Estella was at the station, she pulled a Houdini-like maneuver and got out of her handcuffs! She then proceeded to make a break for the back door but was busted again. So now she’s been booked for DUI, hit and run, assault and felony escape (there has been no report of what her bail will be set at).  To make so fine a point, a law enforcement source revealed, “She was really hammered.” You don’t say, officer.

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